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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Bikes

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

eat my rear end in a top hat, op

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

eat my rear end in a top hat, op

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
i like to ride a bicycle from here to there and back

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sid Vicious posted:

i like to ride a bicycle from here to there and back

do u ride bikes with brent ever

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

epileptic_ev posted:

do u ride bikes with brent ever

Please go away dare thank you

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
funfact: bicycles are purple. our eyes see them as diferent colors because of paint.

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sid Vicious posted:

Please go away dare thank you

i am not dare im epileptic ev the teacher from st dunstance with ginger hair only 4'10 in height and a big heart

my garbage gets taken out every week by dare he also cleans the house and tries to generally take care of me when i see him

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
What's GBS's opinion on road cyclists? I think they're good.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and
Things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.
I've got a cloak. It's a bit of a joke.
There's a tear up the front. It's red and black.
I've had it for months.
If you think it could look good, then I guess it should.
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.
I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house.
I don't know why. I call him Gerald.
He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.
I've got a clan of gingerbread men.
Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men.
Take a couple if you wish. They're on the dish.
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.
I know a room of musical tunes.
Some rhyme, some ching. Most of them are clockwork.
Let's go into the other room and make them work.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Wizard Master posted:

What's GBS's opinion on road cyclists? I think they're good.
I think they like to ride bikes.

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

epileptic_ev posted:

i am not dare im epileptic ev the teacher from st dunstance with ginger hair only 4'10 in height and a big heart

my garbage gets taken out every week by dare he also cleans the house and tries to generally take care of me when i see him

okay then please go away crazy person who "isn't" dare

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
banana seats

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sid Vicious posted:

okay then please go away crazy person who "isn't" dare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwhOTNQcQq4

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
i'd rather ride your mom, op. hahahah

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
I crashed my bike into a large bush once. I flipped over the handlebars. :(

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

ROFLburger posted:

i'd rather ride your mom, op. hahahah

what if is his mom is dead ?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Beefeater posted:

I crashed my bike into a large bush once. I flipped over the handlebars. :(
That's bad but it's not as bad as if you crashed into a tree, because your head would have hit the tree. I know that because I saw it in a Jim Carrey movie.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

eat my rear end in a top hat, op

*krusty image*

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5sUYhoY0eY

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0jkps-hBk

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

a hole-y ghost posted:

That's bad but it's not as bad as if you crashed into a tree, because your head would have hit the tree. I know that because I saw it in a Jim Carrey movie.

You know what you're right. I feel pretty good about it now. I'm a lucky guy.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
:barf:

:barf:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

That's a beautiful depiction of an Iraq War veteran who rode off into the sunset with Saddam Hussein's golden bicycle.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Wizard Master posted:

What's GBS's opinion on road cyclists? I think they're good.

Me too. actually, i race bikes myself :-)

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

a hole-y ghost posted:

I think they like to ride bikes.

I agree

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I like to ride bikes

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

inri is good at trolling

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i bet i could beat your bike in a race with my car. owned much?

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i bet i could beat your bike in a race with my car. owned much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdu5JqxIppI

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

ROFLburger posted:

i'd rather ride your mom, op. hahahah

Op's mom is a bicycle.

Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS
I am parked in the bike lane.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
op I should report you to the Man for using the wrong thread tag.

Swagman
Jun 10, 2003

Yes...all was once again peaceful in River City.

Frog Act posted:

He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

imagine being a bicycle. being rode hard, put away wet, and having a taint smashed into your seat every day. amazing.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I'm an asshat riding my bike 3mph down a 2 lane 55MPH highway with traffic backed up for a mile behind me. However, with my helmet, spandex and Oakley M-frames from 1992, I look fast. AMA

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I like my bike op

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
Motorcycle

Mikes

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

I'm an asshat riding my bike 3mph down a 2 lane 55MPH highway with traffic backed up for a mile behind me. However, with my helmet, spandex and Oakley M-frames from 1992, I look fast. AMA

How long until you eventually will be struck by a vehicle traveling at a high rate of speed thus rendering you dead?

It's just a matter of time until you're going 15mph on a country road and get roasted by a truck doing 65mph at an unfortunate point in the road where the vehicle could not see you until it was too late.

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