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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Wait, why does NFL network have some show on, with the Cowboys-Seattle game starting at 11pm est?

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I am the saltiest goddamn motherfucker in the universe. Romo finally gets a decent O-Line the very second all of his bones have given up.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

A couple of bubble players who will never play in the NFL just realized their best chance to be on TV is to hang out near Tony's rehab spot

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Anyone got a good mobile stream

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

The Bananana posted:

Waffle, do you accept my invitation to be my nemesis itt for tonight's game? Tia

This is what happens to my enemies

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
I heard that Tony Romo got injured in the first quarter of a preseason game, is this true? If so, how hard should I be laughing?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Nervous posted:

I heard that Tony Romo got injured in the first quarter of a preseason game, is this true? If so, how hard should I be laughing?

You should never laugh at injuries unless they happen during a discount double check

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I hope Dak Prescott throws for 10 tds and 0 ints in the preseason and gets to start and ends up with 10/24 in the regular season en route to a 3-13 record.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Kam Chancellor is shook as hell

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Eltoasto posted:

Wait, why does NFL network have some show on, with the Cowboys-Seattle game starting at 11pm est?

Yeah, what the gently caress?!?!

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Don't like the Cowboys. Like them clowning the seahawks.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

blue squares posted:

Kam Chancellor is shook as hell

His default status is shook.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Wow our defense looked lovely there

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
My dicks out for Dak.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Manoueverable posted:

Wow our defense looked lovely there

dont fret, its just the Dak effect

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





What the hell kind of name is Dak anyway? It sounds like a comic book noise that happens when Batman punches somebody.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Lord Waffle Beard posted:

This is what happens to my enemies

We will rise like a pheonix!!!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Quiet Feet posted:

What the hell kind of name is Dak anyway? It sounds like a comic book noise that happens when Batman punches somebody.

It's the sound a pig-ball makes when it hits Dez in the hands. DAK!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





"If the rest of this game is like the first quarter we've got a game tonight."

Wut?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

What the hell kind of name is Dak anyway? It sounds like a comic book noise that happens when Batman punches somebody.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Seahawks are a 4th quarter team

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Quiet Feet posted:

What the hell kind of name is Dak anyway? It sounds like a comic book noise that happens when Batman punches somebody.

Rayne Dakota Prescott

would you rather he go by Rayne, or even Dakota.

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!

Quiet Feet posted:

What the hell kind of name is Dak anyway? It sounds like a comic book noise that happens when Batman punches somebody.

Him and Dontari Poe are the dudes who stole the death star plans

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Hau$chka

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Seahawks are a 4th quarter team

Not tonight they're not

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

mods?!

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Alaois posted:

Rayne Dakota Prescott

would you rather he go by Rayne, or even Dakota.

Dakota Rayne: America's hottest new porn starlet.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
SEAHAWKS BANDWAGON COMING THROUGH

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Alaois posted:

Rayne Dakota Prescott

would you rather he go by Rayne, or even Dakota.

Scene: a hospital room about twenty-ish years ago.

"Oh, our new son is beautiful."

"Yes my love, but how about we give him a really stupid name?"

"Oh darling, no."

"No?"

"How about we give him... TWO really stupid names?"

"I don't think I've ever loved you more than I do at this moment."

End scene

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Missed some good field post with that dropped pick, Claiborne.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

that was loving hilarious

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Is Tony dead again or does it not look too bad?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I'm here to watch some FOOTBAW

Why Dak in?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Is Tony dead again or does it not look too bad?

He was walking around, throwing, smiling and carrying on like normal a while afterwards, but there's 0% chance he sees the field again.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



blue squares posted:

that was loving hilarious

"Which one of us is getting the ball??"

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Is Tony dead again or does it not look too bad?

Everyone was saying it was fine and he could have gone back in, but then way later we saw him squirming on the bench and grimacing. So I don't think we will know until tomorrow. Most likely he will be fine, but his career could also be over.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Ugh yeah that's the bullshit I've been missing all offseason

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Eltoasto posted:

Wait, why does NFL network have some show on, with the Cowboys-Seattle game starting at 11pm est?

they're not allowed to show a game while there's a nationally televised game on

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Bad Moon posted:

Ugh yeah that's the bullshit I've been missing all offseason

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Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
That's right, Paul Richardson is gonna do big things

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