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What should i do to make my date a success?
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Aug 26, 2016 03:17
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suck a dick any dick
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Aug 26, 2016 03:17
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Suck his dick
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Aug 26, 2016 03:18
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probably not go out with a retired professional magic the gathering player, that would be my suggestion lmao
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Aug 26, 2016 03:18
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have you tried nipple extension training? tug on your nipples for several hous a day until they are like ropes you can control like extra hands
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Aug 26, 2016 03:18
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be careful not to activate his trap card
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Aug 26, 2016 03:20
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Tap and sac his "Black Lotus"
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Aug 26, 2016 03:21
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lay one of these fyuckers on the table full disclosure, i own one irl and willing to sell
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Aug 26, 2016 03:23
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Aug 26, 2016 03:24
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Ask him if he works from home and then everyon ein the bar just quotes you all night on him until he dissolves into a quivering puddle of poo poo from getting owned so hard.
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Aug 26, 2016 03:25
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You are a masochist op. Ffs.
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Aug 26, 2016 03:25
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Twiddle his rod.
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Aug 26, 2016 03:26
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Tell him you play sliver decks exclusively.
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Aug 26, 2016 03:28
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gently caress HIS rear end!!
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Aug 26, 2016 03:28
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Ask him what color(s) he identifies most with and then refer to this handy guide: Red: Emotionally unstable Blue: Autistic. I mean more than normal White:Boring Green:Doesn't shower for days at a time, "natural" Black:Total rear end in a top hat
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Aug 26, 2016 03:31
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Make him think the date is going really well then stop interacting with him abruptly, ending the date. Tell him it's just due to variance and shake his hand.
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Aug 26, 2016 03:31
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jon joe posted:Ask him what color(s) he identifies most with and then refer to this handy guide: Checks the gently caress out.
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Aug 26, 2016 03:32
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jon joe posted:Ask him what color(s) he identifies most with and then refer to this handy guide: inquest magazine once did that with alt/metal artists and iirc type o negative was green, nine inch nails was white, white zombie black, and i dont remember the rest atm, sry oh blue definitely = Tool
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Aug 26, 2016 03:33
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Ask him if you can accumulate a thousand S.N.O.T. cards in a time machine to start a game against that same opponent where on turn 1 i can deal a million points of damage right out the gate.
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Aug 26, 2016 03:34
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you better have a trip report, OP
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Aug 26, 2016 03:38
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It's Travis Woo isn't it? https://youtu.be/gfVEsf2M82I
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Aug 26, 2016 03:42
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haha I bet it's Zachary Jesse https://unicornbooty.com/magic-the-gathering-community-rallies-around-convicted-rapist/
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Aug 26, 2016 03:44
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somewhere out in this crazy world of ours is a coke dealer who launders their income in acquiring all copies of Ali from Cairo
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Aug 26, 2016 03:45
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Suck his dick Post back here afterwards and rate his load.
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Aug 26, 2016 03:46
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when he isn't paying attention, take a picture of his buttcrack with you looking concerned next to it
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Aug 26, 2016 03:49
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proof of concept posted:when he isn't paying attention, take a picture of his buttcrack with you looking concerned next to it Don't forget to pray.
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Aug 26, 2016 03:50
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lol at the fact that you haven't even been on one date but he's already told you he used to play magic
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Aug 26, 2016 03:51
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tell him you played pokemon and yugioh
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Aug 26, 2016 03:51
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and the official star wars trading card game
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Aug 26, 2016 03:52
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awesomebrah posted:It's Travis Woo isn't it? No but he's Asian Moridin920 posted:lol at the fact that you haven't even been on one date but he's already told you he used to play magic I met him at the Magic Card Store
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Aug 26, 2016 03:52
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OMGVBFLOL posted:and the official star wars trading card game DI GI MON
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Aug 26, 2016 03:52
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Nirvikalpa posted:I met him at the Magic Card Store still
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Aug 26, 2016 03:53
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perform the ritual
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Aug 26, 2016 03:58
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Nirvikalpa posted:No but he's Asian Mike "PUAs are so cool" Flores?
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Aug 26, 2016 04:00
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Say "you activated my dap card" and slap him 5. 
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Aug 26, 2016 04:00
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Your date would be successful if you have a good conversation with him that isn't about magic
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Aug 26, 2016 04:03
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Talk about Pokemon TCG instead
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Aug 26, 2016 04:03
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ask him how he feels about martin shkreli
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Aug 26, 2016 04:04
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Ben Smash posted:Talk about Pokemon TCG instead I'm gonna poke your mon in about 2 seconds
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Aug 26, 2016 04:05
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Is it Finkel? I bet it's Finkel. Edit: sissify him and take pics (I've got mutual friends with the guy)
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Aug 26, 2016 04:12
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