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 how do u eat ur pizza eggs with a fork? with a spoon? on the floor?
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Aug 26, 2016 03:38
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YUCK!
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Aug 26, 2016 03:39
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off the floor like an animal
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Aug 26, 2016 03:39
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Or just eat garbage out of a restaurant dumpster.
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Aug 26, 2016 03:41
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i think with a steamroller rolling over you or a train or bus. a stain from a mass transit or construction implement. i assume you are asking how you will die. if not thank you for your time
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Aug 26, 2016 03:41
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Very carefully
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Aug 26, 2016 03:43
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I'll have the chicken cheese instead.
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Aug 26, 2016 03:43
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pizza eggs vs chickencheese aaaaand GO
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Aug 26, 2016 03:43
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*cooks like an obese manchild* life status: hakt
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Aug 26, 2016 03:44
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It's stupid and goony yes but it's tasty. gently caress the extra cheese though pizza usually has cheese on it that works just fine. Also eat fresh. (I admit I saw this on Weeds a zillion years ago and tried it one day) Tyson Tomko fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Aug 26, 2016 |
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Aug 26, 2016 03:58
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Aug 26, 2016 04:01
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You only remember this dish twice a year somehow? Like quiche. 
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Aug 26, 2016 04:03
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Looks kinda tasty
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Aug 26, 2016 04:06
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uh the whole point of cold pizza is you dont have to do poo poo to it and its more awesome than when it was warm here is a pro lifehack take an axe and just swing that poo poo right up into your forehead
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Aug 26, 2016 04:08
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eggs are just scaffolding for embedding tasty things in really
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Aug 26, 2016 04:09
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u can bring ur croutons back to life by soaking them in alchol or water
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Aug 26, 2016 04:11
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no thank you
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Aug 26, 2016 04:12
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theres this thing out there called life. we all go through it. you might say its a universal exprience. wbut what if i told you there was another wY. that you could have a life upside down and inside out. that you could have a window into a world most people don't even know exists. that you could.... hack your life. Well you can. Are you ready for this? Are you really ready? theres no going back. onve youve HACKED YOUR LIFE theres no going vback. ok? here we go: make a breakfast scramble with leftover pizza whats life like through the looking glass good buddy
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Aug 26, 2016 04:13
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The Protagonist posted:eggs are just scaffolding for embedding tasty things in really this may be, but pizza does not need scaffolding It is one of the few Noble foods.
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Aug 26, 2016 04:14
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Aug 26, 2016 04:17
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BigBadSteve posted:I'll have the chicken cheese instead. Lemme peep that chicken cheese. Also: 
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Aug 26, 2016 04:23
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I go by a set of rules to see if I've created a dish. Or one rule: can this be improved by ranch dressing? If yes, then no it's not a dish. This can clearly be improved by ranch dressing.
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Aug 26, 2016 04:24
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what the hell, why would you turn simple girl cheese samwich into goofy taquito looking nonsense? That's like a life unhack
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Aug 26, 2016 04:25
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i would eat these all, if i were living in a cardboard box
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Aug 26, 2016 04:47
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JiveHonky posted:what the hell, why would you turn simple girl cheese samwich into goofy taquito looking nonsense? That's like a life unhack because you had grilled cheese for lunch.
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Aug 26, 2016 04:51
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rezatahs posted:uh the whole point of cold pizza is you dont have to do poo poo to it and its more awesome than when it was warm No. loving hot pizza is waaaaay better dumbo.
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Aug 26, 2016 05:05
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Aug 26, 2016 12:14
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good tip imo but i duno y they posted a pic of ur mom
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Aug 26, 2016 12:14
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JiveHonky posted:what the hell, why would you turn simple girl cheese samwich into goofy taquito looking nonsense? That's like a life unhack hey kinda like what u did to liz!
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Aug 26, 2016 12:14
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Enfield fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Aug 26, 2016 |
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Aug 26, 2016 12:27
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^^ best type of mom
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Aug 26, 2016 12:29
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Fuckin pepper that motherbithcin steak. Just wreck it all up with pepper til it begs you for fuckin mercy. Then fire that thing into the oven with a vengeance. outcome: steak OF THE MOTHERSHITTIN GODS
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Aug 26, 2016 12:32
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im going to make pizza eggs next change i get for real guy fieri is my man take me to flavor town daddy
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Aug 26, 2016 12:37
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OMGVBFLOL posted:Fuckin pepper that motherbithcin steak. Just wreck it all up with pepper til it begs you for fuckin mercy. Then fire that thing into the oven with a vengeance. outcome: steak OF THE MOTHERSHITTIN GODS
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Aug 26, 2016 12:53
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I feel like the salad at the end is some kind of punchline. It has lettuce, does that make it healthy? Like adding "Diet" to Coke/cocaine.
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Aug 26, 2016 12:55
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Shadow0 posted:I feel like the salad at the end is some kind of punchline. m8 aussie pizza has eggs on it 2 fukn l8
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Aug 26, 2016 13:08
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Shadow0 posted:I feel like the salad at the end is some kind of punchline. Crispy bacon aint really bad for you.
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