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a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Hi fellow posters of comedy i loving love bacon and eggs

rustling some up right now after a long night of alcohol and cocaine

I like crispy almost burnt bacon, very good sunny side up eggs flipped once at the end and none of that burnt crispy poo poo on them, sometimes i will have scrambled with peppers, tomatoes and of course all my eggs scrambled or fried are cooked with lots of peppercorn, parmesan, and coriander.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:26

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Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

you gonna pizza them eggs up nigga

# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:26

kazr: Jan 28, 2005

post ur bmi

# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:30

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Steak & eggs is better, but I feel yah op.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:31

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

I did that thing where ur hosed up and lust for food then can't eat more than one bite

# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:33

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Sigh what a waste

# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:33

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

kazr posted:

post ur bmi

i dunno what that is but im handsome and cuddly as per other posters remarks

# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:35

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Where does it rank in relation to your love of My Little Pony?

# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:37

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Kuato posted:

Where does it rank in relation to your love of My Little Pony?

im going to let this slide and not make a personal vendetta against you kuato

# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:39

the heebie-gbs: Apr 23, 2007; _{♫ twerrrmmmmm ♫}
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if you flip them once at the very end then the eggs are over-easy, not sunny side up, you goddamn drug addled lunatic

# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:46

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

not a big fan of bacon op but eggs are p dope

# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:50

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I never ate an omelet until I was 25. I then binged on them and gained a lot of weight.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:51

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

best in life is spaghetti alla carbonara

# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:55

Dr. Dogballs Jr.: Jun 9, 2014; the angriest sex machine

nigga crab pollock posted:

not a big fan of bacon op but eggs are p dope

hell yeah

# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:58

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i ordered a california roll today and it had egg in it :chloe:

to be fair its also the cheapest sushi place in town by a long shot

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:02

Ziggy Smalls: May 24, 2008; If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do

OP is the fat loser version of Ron Swanson

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:10

kazr: Jan 28, 2005

post ur b hole ya flirt

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:11

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

the heebie-gbs posted:

if you flip them once at the very end then the eggs are over-easy, not sunny side up, you goddamn drug addled lunatic

Thanks I didn't know that

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:16

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Kuato posted:

I never ate an omelet until I was 25. I then binged on them and gained a lot of weight.

You gotta break some eggs??!!

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:17

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

numberoneposter posted:

best in life is spaghetti alla carbonara

Hell yeah my nigga

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:18

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i make some god tier scramblers

the trick

is

wait

for

it

lots of butter

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:18

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Im That One Guy posted:

OP is the fat loser version of Ron Swanson

No I'm not I'm attractive and 'fit'

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:18

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Kuato posted:

I never ate an omelet until I was 25. I then binged on them and gained a lot of weight.

LOOKS LIKE EGGS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:19

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

numberoneposter posted:

i make some god tier scramblers

the trick

is

wait

for

it

lots of butter

Yup just add double what anyone else thinks is reasonable then you have good eggs

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:19

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nation posted:

Yup just add double what anyone else thinks is reasonable then you have good eggs

also patience (like the stripper) and low heat and let them almost scramble themselves, make sure to mix the eggers first with water and some salt even if you dont have cream on hand

makes it bubble and fluff

important to do this in your best cast iron or nonstick

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:20

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

It's really good to meet a fellow enthusiast

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:22

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you try to cook eggs in my kitchen with olive oil i will crack that bottle of extra virgin over your extra virgin head

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:22

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Hahaha nice

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:23

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nation posted:

Hahaha nice

sorry ive been watching back to back scorsese movies and i cant stop swearing or thinking about hitting people with objects at the slightest insult

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:27

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

I've not even gotten to mention the fresh baked bread I get for 80p at my corner shop which is loving perfection for good egg and bacon's

They deliver the bread at 7 am and if I'm around I will get some so it's still a little warm it is very good I nibble it walking home

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:30

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

FULL. ENGLISH. BREAKFAST.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:33

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

That's blatantly not a full English also that is coffee not tea please don't undo your good work so far itt

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:34

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nation posted:

That's blatantly not a full English also that is coffee not tea please don't undo your good work so far itt

people mentioned that on the insta post too

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:34

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

No you loving don't OP

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:35

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

numberoneposter posted:

people mentioned that on the insta post too

Phew

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:35

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

mind the walrus posted:

No you loving don't OP

You motherfucker I'll show you

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:35

Butch Cassidy: Jul 28, 2010

Baked beans and eggs are a superior breakfast. And baked beans heavily feature salt pork. Salt pork is smokeless bacon.

And molasses is good on buttered toast. The beans Re bathed in a delicious molasses broth. Therefore, remember the toast.it's important.

And black coffee to ~~maintain a sense of caloric self control~~ manliness. Don't forget to kick it up with a tot of whisky, though. But then it'll be unbalanced so drop in a spoon of demerera. Which has molasses in. Confirming the meal is properly balanced.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:41

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

numberoneposter posted:

FULL. ENGLISH. BREAKFAST.

F.E.B. & a nice wank

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:44

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Butch Cassidy posted:

Baked beans and eggs are a superior breakfast. And baked beans heavily feature salt pork. Salt pork is smokeless bacon.

And molasses is good on buttered toast. The beans Re bathed in a delicious molasses broth. Therefore, remember the toast.it's important.

And black coffee to ~~maintain a sense of caloric self control~~ manliness. Don't forget to kick it up with a tot of whisky, though. But then it'll be unbalanced so drop in a spoon of demerera. Which has molasses in. Confirming the meal is properly balanced.

get out you filth

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:44

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Lascivious Sloth: Apr 26, 2008; by sebmojo

Er, bacon is haram. Mods?!?

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:47

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