Going back to college at 29 years old.

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Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

I forgot how to do math.

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

it didnt forget how to do you baby

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:15

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

If you can;t do math how can we be sure you're 29??

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:19

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Eh, gonna gently caress a kid into some chick, because that is the college way.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:19

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

What's the point of math? I can see if you don't have a calculator handy how it might be useful, but if I want to know an answer I just pull out the ol' trusty calculator. :smug:

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:20

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

quote:

The pressure gauge on a tank registers the gauge pressure, which is the difference between the interior pressure and exterior pressure. When the tank is full of oxygen (O2), it contains 9.00 kg of the gas at a gauge pressure of 44.0 atm. Determine the mass of oxygen that has been withdrawn from the tank when the pressure reading is 31.2 atm. Assume the temperature of the tank remains constant.

Do this question for me and I'll give you a blowjob.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:22

wynott dunn: Aug 9, 2006; What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

6.38kg

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:25

Docahedron: May 11, 2008; Im a special snowflake

Oh yay general chem. :rolleyes:

Good luck

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:26

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

yeah dog that's a really easy proportion problem lol

code:

9kg            X
_____    =   ______
         
44atm        31.2atm

solve for X

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Aug 26, 2016

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:26

frogge: Apr 7, 2006

I went back for a Master's degree at 30. Good luck. Just don't expect to be the Old that mentors the youngs. You're going to feel so unbelievably out of touch with them.

frogge fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Aug 26, 2016

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:27

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Okay smarty pants how about this one:

At 29�C, an aluminum ring has an inner diameter of 6.000 0 cm and a brass rod has a diameter of 6.060 0 cm. If only the ring is warmed, what temperature must it reach so that it will just slip over the rod?

I've solved this one already. The correct answer gets a dick suck.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:30

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Well I don't want my dick sucked no sir

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:33

Bubble Bobby: Jan 28, 2005

SweetKarma posted:

Do this question for me and I'll give you a blowjob.

lol. Answer is 69.69

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:36

Takane: Aug 24, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

SweetKarma posted:

Okay smarty pants how about this one:

At 29°C, an aluminum ring has an inner diameter of 6.000 0 cm and a brass rod has a diameter of 6.060 0 cm. If only the ring is warmed, what temperature must it reach so that it will just slip over the rod?

I've solved this one already. The correct answer gets a dick suck.

The rod is my dick and the ring is OP's mom.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:36

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

The answer is 2068.97 degrees C. But Aluminum has a melting point of 660 degrees C. So the ring would melt before it could pass over the rod.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:36

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

SweetKarma posted:

The answer is 2068.97 degrees C. But Aluminum has a melting point of 660 degrees C. So the ring would melt before it could pass over the rod.

i bet you could build the strongest bridge ever out of the least material possible at -200 degrees c

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:38

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

numberoneposter posted:

i bet you could build the strongest bridge ever out of the least material possible at -200 degrees c

I only deal with aluminum rings and brass rods. Sorry.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:40

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

SweetKarma posted:

The answer is 2068.97 degrees C. But Aluminum has a melting point of 660 degrees C. So the ring would melt before it could pass over the rod.

write that down along with "this question is loving pointless"

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:41

frogge: Apr 7, 2006

Is it 420???

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:43

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

SweetKarma posted:

I only deal with aluminum rings and brass rods. Sorry.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:43

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

symbolic posted:

write that down along with "this question is loving pointless"

I can't write it down. All of my assignments are digital. I log into a website and enter the answers into a field and I'm graded immediately.

Back in my day a professor wrote the assignments on the chalk board and graded them with red ink.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:45

old fat bird: Oct 27, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

how does it feel to poo poo the bed of life

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:47

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

ask me anything: i am in my late 20s and literally hit a rule that says i cannot get student grants at my community college anymore because ive been doing it for too many credits in a row for 3 years straight

edit

to be honest i figuratively hit the rule

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:49

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

I am 28 and going to school for Chinese. I got a "gentleman's B" in algebra but that's all the math I have to take haha gently caress 您uuuuuuu

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extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

Iron Prince posted:

I am 28 and going to school for Chinese. I got a "gentleman's B" in algebra but that's all the math I have to take haha gently caress 您uuuuuuu

if you're going to school for chinese i hope you picked cornell and don't mind being hate hosed

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:50

R-Type: Oct 10, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

LOL OP did you not get enough liberal-marxist indoctrination the first time around? Basic chemistry dude

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:50

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Iron Prince posted:

I am 28 and going to school for Chinese. I got a "gentleman's B" in algebra but that's all the math I have to take haha gently caress 您uuuuuuu

I don't have to take math. I completed the Calculus III requirement 10 years ago. I just have to get through second year physics.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:52

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

extra stout posted:

if you're going to school for chinese i hope you picked cornell and don't mind being hate hosed

im taking Chinese classes at a local school in hopes of transferring out to somewhere that matters. Yes I routinely cry myself to sleep.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:53

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

SweetKarma posted:

I don't have to take math. I completed the Calculus III requirement 10 years ago. I just have to get through second year physics.

im not suggesting you actually join one but would you mind sharing some of the school clubs available???

also use the word retard on campus and tell us what happens

or quote kramers melt down in the cafeteria

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:54

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

I'm 29 too. I think my credits have expired. I've already attempted to go back to school twice and they just didn't take. I can't finish a degree.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:54

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

Iron Prince posted:

im taking Chinese classes at a local school in hopes of transferring out to somewhere that matters. Yes I routinely cry myself to sleep.

may you have the luck of the cat, ghost person.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:55

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

I'm taking a physics course that requires knowledge of math that I haven't seen for 10 years. It's intimidating.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:59

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

better keep posting

# ? Aug 26, 2016 08:01

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

SweetKarma posted:

I can't write it down. All of my assignments are digital. I log into a website and enter the answers into a field and I'm graded immediately.

Back in my day a professor wrote the assignments on the chalk board and graded them with red ink.

gently caress, i'm old :eng99:

# ? Aug 26, 2016 08:01

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Charles Bukowski posted:

I'm 29 too. I think my credits have expired. I've already attempted to go back to school twice and they just didn't take. I can't finish a degree.

I started college in 2006 and my credits have never expired. Talk to a counselor.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 08:02

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

all my stuff is history, phil, eng, so my credits will never expire unless we suddenly decide someone else won WWII

# ? Aug 26, 2016 08:04

Demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

SweetKarma posted:

I forgot how to do math.

What are you going to school for? I went back older than you and math is the worst part. Linear algebra is a loving headache as an example. If you only have to do calc then it won't be too bad.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 08:05

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

SweetKarma posted:

I'm taking a physics course that requires knowledge of math that I haven't seen for 10 years. It's intimidating.

According to the person at the enrollment office...

"First year Physics are designed to eliminate people." "No one" (and I loving am quoting her) Passes on the first try.

Just loving think about that. 100% failure rate, no matter how smart or knowledgeable an applicant. Flat out telling the entire world to, in a nutshell, Go gently caress Yourself.

How is it a loving incentive to attend this "institution"?

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i wish i would have transfered into FA photography while i was still in school getting good marks

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BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

abstract algebra is my white whale

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