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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Depends. Have you got something better to do at 3AM than drinking beer?

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
It gets better with experience.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Sleeping in poop and barf, I mean.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Guys I think 3 threads about alcohol on the first page might be overkill.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Yeah, cooking my organs, amirite? :chef:

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Youre 86'd bud, get your sorry rear end out of here!

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I used to care about things... but that was before the firebombings.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

redm posted:

the worst part about being constantly sober is that drug addicts will constantly try to guess what kind of trip you're on to avoid realizing that they are slowly killing themselves with the poisons they pump their brains full of every single day

When it comes to addicts this is definitely the point. I think you are projecting.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Gently KRS posted:

What's the best breakfast drink gbs?
Personally I'm a fan of the classics, bloody mary and a screwdriver, then I'm on my way

Domestic US beer is the best drink always but it's low ABV and will make you fat.

Goes down well at 2AM, 8AM, 11PM, whatever.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Millions of Crows posted:

booze is for assholes not willing to put the effort into obtaining better drugs like weed or opiates.
Living in Calgary requires drugs to be tolerable, so gently caress sobriety.

Weed is better for your body but absolutely not better for the ulterior motive: escapism.

I had problems with opiates for years so no argument there.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

OctoberBlues posted:

I don't think I have ever had a drink before noon. Not on purpose or anything, I'm just not sure my stomach could handle it.

If you do you'll end up like Hemingway. Convinced the FBI is tapping your phone and no one believes you but really they are, so you shoot yourself in the head.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
That sucks. The world is closing in. Take a drink.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I am celebrating another unfruitful day of looking for work. :)

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
poo poo it all goes under. We await the over.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Oh God I'm dying

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
BYOB is awful

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

The White Dragon posted:

stop it frog act you make weed sound so uncool

frog act is a good poster and I will die in this hill, yessir.

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