well it is friday am and i thought it was the 25th but nope. im out of booze except super sweet flavored liqueurs im not too desperate to drink yet it is too early to buy more booze heres my cat to offset this poo poo thread he's trying 2 climb out the window 2 me while i smoke bc he loves me
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 12:09 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:46 |
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Your cat is actually trying to eviscerate you to get at your delicious internal organs but he is much too tiny and cute to do that so it just has the fake appearance of love.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 12:11 |
Harrower posted:Your cat is actually trying to eviscerate you to get at your delicious internal organs but he is much too tiny and cute to do that so it just has the fake appearance of love. everyone in gbs says bad things about my cat but he is a literal angel. he will stretch out a paw to try to pull my hand over for pets but he knows not to even extend the claws for more than a gentle nudge. he is cleaning my head right above the ear with his tongue rn
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 12:15 |
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bald gnome error posted:everyone in gbs says bad things about my cat but he is a literal angel. he will stretch out a paw to try to pull my hand over for pets but he knows not to even extend the claws for more than a gentle nudge. he is cleaning my head right above the ear with his tongue rn It's because everyone in GBS isn't fooled by your cats clever ruse.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 13:14 |
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my cat keeps falling down in sunbeams i think he's retarded
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 15:52 |
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It's 8 on the west coast, it's definitely not too early.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 15:56 |
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No booze this morning cause I GOT A MEETING. Once I'm home though to Rum o clock!
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 15:58 |
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im drunk
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 16:39 |
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lol if you don't drink enough to wake up drunk @ all times
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 16:50 |
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if you drink too much you might throw up. just a word of warning from the wise
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 16:54 |
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i do not plan to drink this morning
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 16:56 |
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RocktheCaulk posted:No booze this morning cause I GOT A MEETING. Once I'm home though to Rum o clock! Wtf, you got to pre game if you want to have a hope of getting through that meeting in one piece. Personally, I don't drink. Alcohol is the devil's water.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 16:59 |
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Woke up drunk this morning almost called in but then I remembered I had actual work to do. Feeling ok 5 hours later, no hangover.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 16:59 |
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I stick to the healthy alternative of various synthetic drugs i ordered from china OP. Yur liver will thank you
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 17:00 |
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I typically can get through half a handle of rum between 4pm and passing out after work, but all this week I have been getting really really drunk after like my second rum and coke. like usually it takes 2 drinks until I play destiny pretty good, but all week I drink 2 and just get so gosshdang drunk I fall asleep. Im worried, I haven't even finished the 5th I bought on tuesday
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 17:02 |
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whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger in other words, booze is killing you. just fyi
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 17:07 |
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Wamdoodle posted:Wtf, you got to pre game if you want to have a hope of getting through that meeting in one piece. You know in my work place this might not be too frowned upon.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 17:35 |
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Mozi posted:if you drink too much you might throw up. just a word of warning from the wise if you are a bitch maybe
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 17:54 |
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RocktheCaulk posted:You know in my work place this might not be too frowned upon. Sounds pretty great
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 17:57 |
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i drink so much alcohol that i am literally dead
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 18:13 |
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plastic bottle whiskey in full effect happy friday
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 18:17 |
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JakeP posted:if you are a bitch maybe they call me the barf bitch. i've come here to barf and chew bubble gum and i just ate a shitload of gum
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 18:23 |
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He is a handsome beast and you need to post more photos of him.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 18:25 |
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I am not drinking this morning but I probably will when I get home OP nice cat btw
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 18:28 |
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going to only get mildly drunk tonight because i'm going to a wedding tomorrow and i plan to get properly blackout hosed up
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 19:12 |
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drunkelberger posted:I typically can get through half a handle of rum between 4pm and passing out after work, but all this week I have been getting really really drunk after like my second rum and coke. like usually it takes 2 drinks until I play destiny pretty good, but all week I drink 2 and just get so gosshdang drunk I fall asleep. Im worried, I haven't even finished the 5th I bought on tuesday I think your liver is failing bro. Tough break. No point in stoppin' now, right? Ride that train down.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 20:01 |
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i have 26 gallons of beer in my house e: no liquor tho
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 20:24 |
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Sokrateez posted:i have 26 gallons of beer in my house same but cum
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 20:25 |
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im drinking cider RIGHT NOW as i post
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 23:28 |
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Wamdoodle posted:Personally, I don't drink. Alcohol is the devil's water. hail satan
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 23:34 |
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http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/alcohol-use-disorder/basics/symptoms/con-20020866 hopethishelps
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 23:36 |
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sometimes i drink 1 in the morning to take some of the edge off just 1 though, ive got poo poo to do
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 23:43 |
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I usually do no booze for Lent. Y'all wimps.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 23:43 |
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RaceBannon posted:sometimes i drink 1 in the morning to take some of the edge off pro-tip: spice up your morning coffee with some booze to give you that extra boost when driving to work
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 00:01 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:my cat keeps falling down in sunbeams i think he's retarded he's trying to do a Stone Cold Stunner on the sunlight/shadow
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 00:14 |
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Woke up drunk this morning almost called in but then I remembered I had actual work to do. Feeling ok 5 hours later, no hangover. I don't know what you do for money but sweating it out is always the fastest way to get over it. Not the easiest way but the best way.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 00:15 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:46 |
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Cats are good drinking buddies. To make it fair tho you should get him ripped on catnip. Edit:
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 02:41 |