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bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011
well it is friday am and i thought it was the 25th but nope.

im out of booze except super sweet flavored liqueurs im not too desperate to drink yet

it is too early to buy more booze

heres my cat to offset this poo poo thread



he's trying 2 climb out the window 2 me while i smoke bc he loves me

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Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Your cat is actually trying to eviscerate you to get at your delicious internal organs but he is much too tiny and cute to do that so it just has the fake appearance of love.

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011

Harrower posted:

Your cat is actually trying to eviscerate you to get at your delicious internal organs but he is much too tiny and cute to do that so it just has the fake appearance of love.

everyone in gbs says bad things about my cat but he is a literal angel. he will stretch out a paw to try to pull my hand over for pets but he knows not to even extend the claws for more than a gentle nudge. he is cleaning my head right above the ear with his tongue rn

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

bald gnome error posted:

everyone in gbs says bad things about my cat but he is a literal angel. he will stretch out a paw to try to pull my hand over for pets but he knows not to even extend the claws for more than a gentle nudge. he is cleaning my head right above the ear with his tongue rn

It's because everyone in GBS isn't fooled by your cats clever ruse.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

my cat keeps falling down in sunbeams i think he's retarded

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
It's 8 on the west coast, it's definitely not too early.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
No booze this morning cause I GOT A MEETING. Once I'm home though to Rum o clock!

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
im drunk

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
lol if you don't drink enough to wake up drunk @ all times

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if you drink too much you might throw up. just a word of warning from the wise

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i do not plan to drink this morning

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

RocktheCaulk posted:

No booze this morning cause I GOT A MEETING. Once I'm home though to Rum o clock!

Wtf, you got to pre game if you want to have a hope of getting through that meeting in one piece.


Personally, I don't drink. Alcohol is the devil's water.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Woke up drunk this morning almost called in but then I remembered I had actual work to do. Feeling ok 5 hours later, no hangover.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
I stick to the healthy alternative of various synthetic drugs i ordered from china OP. Yur liver will thank you

drunkelberger
Jun 8, 2014
I typically can get through half a handle of rum between 4pm and passing out after work, but all this week I have been getting really really drunk after like my second rum and coke. like usually it takes 2 drinks until I play destiny pretty good, but all week I drink 2 and just get so gosshdang drunk I fall asleep. Im worried, I haven't even finished the 5th I bought on tuesday

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger

in other words, booze is killing you. just fyi

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Wamdoodle posted:

Wtf, you got to pre game if you want to have a hope of getting through that meeting in one piece.


Personally, I don't drink. Alcohol is the devil's water.

You know in my work place this might not be too frowned upon.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Mozi posted:

if you drink too much you might throw up. just a word of warning from the wise

if you are a bitch maybe

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

RocktheCaulk posted:

You know in my work place this might not be too frowned upon.

Sounds pretty great :)

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
i drink so much alcohol that i am literally dead

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
plastic bottle whiskey in full effect

happy friday

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

JakeP posted:

if you are a bitch maybe

they call me the barf bitch. i've come here to barf and chew bubble gum and i just ate a shitload of gum

Hob_Gadling
Jul 6, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Grimey Drawer
He is a handsome beast and you need to post more photos of him.

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

I am not drinking this morning but I probably will when I get home OP

nice cat btw

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

going to only get mildly drunk tonight because i'm going to a wedding tomorrow and i plan to get properly blackout hosed up

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

drunkelberger posted:

I typically can get through half a handle of rum between 4pm and passing out after work, but all this week I have been getting really really drunk after like my second rum and coke. like usually it takes 2 drinks until I play destiny pretty good, but all week I drink 2 and just get so gosshdang drunk I fall asleep. Im worried, I haven't even finished the 5th I bought on tuesday

I think your liver is failing bro. Tough break. No point in stoppin' now, right? Ride that train down.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i have 26 gallons of beer in my house

e: no liquor tho

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Sokrateez posted:

i have 26 gallons of beer in my house

same but cum

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




im drinking cider RIGHT NOW as i post

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Wamdoodle posted:

Personally, I don't drink. Alcohol is the devil's water.

hail satan

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/alcohol-use-disorder/basics/symptoms/con-20020866

hopethishelps

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
sometimes i drink 1 in the morning to take some of the edge off

just 1 though, ive got poo poo to do

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
I usually do no booze for Lent. Y'all wimps.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




RaceBannon posted:

sometimes i drink 1 in the morning to take some of the edge off

just 1 though, ive got poo poo to do

pro-tip: spice up your morning coffee with some booze to give you that extra boost when driving to work :)

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Jerry Mumphrey posted:

my cat keeps falling down in sunbeams i think he's retarded

he's trying to do a Stone Cold Stunner on the sunlight/shadow

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

FlimFlam Imam posted:

Woke up drunk this morning almost called in but then I remembered I had actual work to do. Feeling ok 5 hours later, no hangover.

I don't know what you do for money but sweating it out is always the fastest way to get over it.

Not the easiest way but the best way.

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sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
Cats are good drinking buddies. To make it fair tho you should get him ripped on catnip.

Edit: :catdrugs:

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