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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Nnnnnooo! We are tearing ourselves apart, just as prophesied!
:irony:

E: 2016 regs, there's still hope for you, run for the hills!

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lohli
Jun 30, 2008

Putty posted:

help im meltign cause somrthing awful is DONE FOR

This is a good lowtax impersonation.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Nnnnnooo! We are tearing ourselves apart, just as prophesied!
:irony:

YAR TEARING MEE APAART LOWTAX!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Y'all suck

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

My drat balls please

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Every time someone links me to reddit I suddenly worry about how much power the NSA has.

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe

phasmid posted:

Every time someone links me to reddit I suddenly worry about how much power the NSA has.

They're plugged into craigslist for awhile now so you know they got their fingers in everything...

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

LT56 posted:

They're plugged into craigslist for awhile now so you know they got their fingers in everything...

In fact, the NSA has their fingers in my rear end right now.

sofokles
Feb 7, 2004

Fuck this
what do i need to pack?

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

sofokles posted:

what do i need to pack?

Self-respect.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Laurenz posted:

Did you just ASSUME my gender?

Of course not. I used the male gender as the neutral, as is proper in English.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Pvt.Scott posted:

Of course not. I used the male gender as the neutral, as is proper in English.

English is created by sexist and racist capitalistic white supremacist men.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I need help packing and a goon with a truck please

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Man whatever, guys

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Just dropping in to say "suck my balls" my dudes

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

done

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I call bullshit on your new av.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

VendaGoat posted:

I call bullshit on your new av.

christ i got so used to seeing vendagoats everywhere that i forgot there was an actual vendagoat

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

christ i got so used to seeing vendagoats everywhere that i forgot there was an actual vendagoat

The one and loving only.

Hey punkin head, your new av quote is total bullshit.

Merry loving Christmas.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

VendaGoat posted:

The one and loving only.

Hey punkin head, your new av quote is total bullshit.

Merry loving Christmas.

you totally can't partake of the LORD's table and the table of devils. it's loving rude

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Your av was so bad it was given out as punishment so,

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

paco650 posted:

Just dropping in to say "suck my balls" my dudes

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Jack Trades posted:

English is created by sexist and racist capitalistic white supremacist men.

Isn't it great?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


gosh I hate something awful

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i love to post on reddit also

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Pvt.Scott posted:

Isn't it great?

Fantastic. I get to oppress minorities with every word I speak.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

gotta admit the "no suicide requests" rule is actually hilarious

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
like is there some actual history of multiple (or even one) suicide resulting directly from the gibs asking them to because if so lol good

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

The Wizard of Poz posted:

like is there some actual history of multiple (or even one) suicide resulting directly from the gibs asking them to because if so lol good

Do murder/suicides count?

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

phasmid posted:

Do murder/suicides count?

if ur talking about what i think you are, im pretty sure that wasnt because gbs told him to

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

The Wizard of Poz posted:

if ur talking about what i think you are, im pretty sure that wasnt because gbs told him to
Shucks :(

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

iirc that guy went to tfr to ask for ammunition advice and thats about the end of SA's involvement

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

phasmid posted:

Do murder/suicides count?

Murder is just assisted suicide if you think about it.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Pvt.Scott posted:

Murder is just assisted suicide if you think about it.

Deep af

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:

Jack Trades posted:

Fantastic. I get to oppress minorities with every word I speak.

Join the club

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
If I'm a minority, am I oppressing myself?

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Poison Mushroom posted:

If I'm a minority, am I oppressing myself?

Then you're clearly a race/gender traitor.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Poison Mushroom posted:

If I'm a minority, am I oppressing myself?
You've internalized racism sorry we have to take you out

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Can I pack it up into my butt?

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Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Poison Mushroom posted:

Can I pack it up into my butt?

If you wan to, babe. ;)

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