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Triggered
Aug 21, 2016

Learn about this great man on mormon.org
Im a famous tour de france cyclist so my resting heart is 1bpm, my blood has turned to sludge though thanks to all the doping.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

TLG James
Jun 5, 2000

Questing ain't easy

ZombieLenin posted:



Either you're actually dead, or you run marathons and/or are Lance Armstrong and currently banging Sheryl Crow (after having shot up some coke).

I wish. I'm more of a 5k/10k runner, doing 15-20 mpw.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
75 beeps per minutes

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Weener Beater posted:

Very nice. I get strange looks and questions from my doctor when mine is 48-53 bpm. So I could never tell if thats good or bad

Its normal if you do exercise and most likely fine even if you dont, Im sure the doctor would have said something more about it if it was hiding a health problem :-)

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

55 bpm, 110/70 systolic/diastolic at my last check-up

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Average 72 to 77 according to my fitbit

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

bradzilla posted:

Average 72 to 77 according to my fitbit

mine is about this, im in good shape but anxiety will eventually kill me

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Update: it was 11 in 10 seconds, so that is 66. Fair to say I am probably between 60-90 most of the time.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Around 50-60 when asleep, 60-70 when awake.

Khorne
May 1, 2002
Just counted 84. It was 109 for the past few years. I had/have serious heart related health problems.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
under 60 most of the time

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
My ideal heart rate is zero.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
After being pumped full of drugs I went from 124 to 76! I will not die now!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its around 80 but i had to have an ecg last time it was measured because whenever a doctor/nurse measures my heart rate it goes insanely high

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Hmm counted 18 in 15 sec so 72bpm
Now ask about my resting shart rate

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
like 5

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Thank you for the honest answers

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

zen death robot posted:

It's about 52-60 bpm and drops into the 40s when I sleep. I'm not a runner or anything I just have a naturally low heart rate.

mines in the low 30s and high 20s when i sleep ._.

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
whats the normal one that's mine probably

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
about 70

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

Can't find my pulse. I died a long time ago and my movements are just neurons firing out of habit. I am not here.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

I.N.R.I posted:

mines in the low 30s and high 20s when i sleep ._.

nigga you gonna die...

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

SweetKarma posted:

nigga you gonna die...

well, arent we all. :-)

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



My resting heart rate is Better than yours op that's all u need to know

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




My fitbit won't loving sync :mad:

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
lol heart rates? who needs it I say! I have invented a way of just getting blood all around my body without my dumb heart. I just shake around in a seizure like state a couple times a day and I'm good.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

ethanol posted:

My resting heart rate is Better than yours op that's all u need to know

I doubt it, in fact the whole reason I made this thread was to brag about my abnormally low heart rate, which is a point of pride of mine despite the fact there are many other and more conclusive potential ways for me to show the world my level of fitness

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I.N.R.I posted:

I doubt it, in fact the whole reason I made this thread was to brag about my abnormally low heart rate, which is a point of pride of mine despite the fact there are many other and more conclusive potential ways for me to show the world my level of fitness

So you have nothing in life worth worrying about you pathetic loser

snoo
Jul 5, 2007






It used to be in the 70s when I first got my fitbit :unsmith:

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

ethanol posted:

So you have nothing in life worth worrying about you pathetic loser

Cheer up :P

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

The Snoo posted:



It used to be in the 70s when I first got my fitbit :unsmith:

Well done on your progress

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
56

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I.N.R.I posted:

I doubt it, in fact the whole reason I made this thread was to brag about my abnormally low heart rate, which is a point of pride of mine despite the fact there are many other and more conclusive potential ways for me to show the world my level of fitness

That is sad but at least you seem to realize it is sad.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
about 70 bpm OP

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I think I.N.R.I may be a liar and a bad poster.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

I.N.R.I posted:

Usually between 38-44 before i start warming up for exercise. it tends to go up to 44 in winter when im usually a little less fit

im pretty jello of your extremely low heart rate OP, what's your weekly routine

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Mine right now is 68. So close to the funny number :(

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