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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Same here

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im not but i probably will be in like an hour

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Nooner posted:

im not but i probably will be in like an hour

Keep me posted please .

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Good bowel movement friend,

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Always be making GBS threads

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Give Pat a Job posted:

Always be making GBS threads

Prove it you liar

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Did earlier. Probably will again. Actually, currently doing it right now by posting. :feelsgood:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

*checks notebook*

Good job smash it, looks like you're staying pretty regular, keep it up!

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Agreedo OP

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
> inspect toilet

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

big hwoop

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

JiveHonky posted:

> inspect toilet

You find that the bowl is impossibly clean but there is a single square of toilet paper lazily floating on the surface of the water. You feel an urge to flush it.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

JiveHonky posted:

> inspect toilet

Toilet is watery and filled with a foul smelling brown substance. Might want to check your diet!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

Work poopin

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
gang way, gotta poop!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
>pick up poop

{poop added to inventory}

"This might come in handy later on!"

>GO NORTH

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!

w00tmonger posted:

Work poopin

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
My whole life has been like the video game "snakes". Just me making a big old bendy long rear end turd. And I have not run out of room. Somehow there are always more right angle turns to make. And that turd just keeps getting longer. :smith:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

JiveHonky posted:

>pick up poop

{poop added to inventory}

"This might come in handy later on!"

>GO NORTH

The poop you manage to scoop out is watery. You put it in an old almost empty Pepsi bottle. You go north, you are in a hallway. There is an old kindly janitor swabbing the floor.

>

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Prove it you liar

Suicide requests aren't allowed. Mods?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Smash it Smash hit posted:

The poop you manage to scoop out is watery. You put it in an old almost empty Pepsi bottle. You go north, you are in a hallway. There is an old kindly janitor swabbing the floor.

>

> Give bottle of poop to janitor as a gesture of appreciation.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

> Give bottle of poop to janitor as a gesture of appreciation.

The kindly janitor with one day left to retire takes it. "Thanks the missus won't let me have sugar but what she don't know..."

He winks and chuckles.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
> pick up janitor

{janitor added to your inventory}

"this might come in handy later!"

>GO NORTH

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Smash it Smash hit posted:

The kindly janitor with one day left to retire takes it. "Thanks the missus won't let me have sugar but what she don't know..."

He winks and chuckles.

> suck janitors dick.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
>pick up Clammy D

{clammy d was added to your inventory}

"that was too easy!"

>GO NORTH

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

JiveHonky posted:

>pick up Clammy D

{clammy d was added to your inventory}

"that was too easy!"

>GO NORTH

You now have Clam D, Poop Pepsi and One (1) Janitor in your bag of holding. You go north where there is an important meeting with a lot of lovers and shakers.

"Well JH what do you think about the proposal?"

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im going to go take a poo poo in probably the next 10 minutes

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

You now have Clam D, Poop Pepsi and One (1) Janitor in your bag of holding. You go north where there is an important meeting with a lot of lovers and shakers.

"Well JH what do you think about the proposal?"

>rub chin

>scratch head

>nod sagely

>pick up proposal

>combine poop with proposal

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Nooner posted:

im going to go take a poo poo in probably the next 10 minutes

Thanks nooner keep us in the know

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Is it just me or are morning shits always better? I swear to god when I poo poo before noon it is always a satisfying fantastic poo poo, but if it's after noon, or god forbid evening/night, it's going to be disappointing.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I'm making GBS threads right now

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

JiveHonky posted:

>rub chin

>scratch head

>nod sagely

>pick up proposal

>combine poop with proposal

The whole room erupts in pandemonium. Everyone is yelling and shouting at your until the big boss man begins clapping and turns his swivel chair around.

"You got spunk JH."

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Nooner posted:

I'm making GBS threads right now

Everything going okay?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Looking good.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im about to go have a big work poo poo

been saving it up all morning and drank a red bull it's just gonna blast out

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


I call afternoon shits "amendments" and my morning poo (the main event) "the morning constitutional"

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Moridin920 posted:

im about to go have a big work poo poo

been saving it up all morning and drank a red bull it's just gonna blast out

Please don't hurt yourself

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