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Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

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gently caress it. This is the new gbs thread in which we talk about how depressed and drunk we are. The old one got moved to some shithole forum that I'm not going to loving touch.

It almost 1 am and I'm only mildly depressed but fairly drunk. Sitting out back with a dog on my lap and smoking a cigarette and drinking don't know what number of beer tonight. Life sucks but I'm drunk so...

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Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

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Or talk about other poo poo about your life, I don't care.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
what kind of pup ya got there friendo?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I used to drink Bud Light Rasperitas and was putting on weight. Then I realized there's several hundred calories per can and I must've been drinking 1500+ calories worth of fruity beers.

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

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extra stout posted:

what kind of pup ya got there friendo?

He's a Boston terrier french bulldog mix. Cute as hell but he's kind of depressed too right now.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
tryin to decide if im gonna buy campari or gin + some beers

leaning towards campari because i know i'll fuckin chug the gin if i get it :(

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Machine Cult posted:

He's a Boston terrier french bulldog mix. Cute as hell but he's kind of depressed too right now.

post pix of ur pup pleez.

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

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Kuato posted:

I used to drink Bud Light Rasperitas and was putting on weight. Then I realized there's several hundred calories per can and I must've been drinking 1500+ calories worth of fruity beers.

I mostly drink Alameda Yellow Wolf these days which is an imperial ipa. I'm putting on some belly but not gaining weight which kind of worries me.

Machine Cult fucked around with this message at 09:14 on Aug 27, 2016

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

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AEMINAL posted:

post pix of ur pup pleez.

This is not a new dog thread and anyway I'm phone posting and can't be bothered to figure out how to do so. You'll just have to take my word for it.

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

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AEMINAL posted:

tryin to decide if im gonna buy campari or gin + some beers

leaning towards campari because i know i'll fuckin chug the gin if i get it :(

This is why I try not to buy whiskey, at the very least half of it will be gone by morning.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
please i need pup-pix bad

post pup-pixx0r and decide what liquor i buy in a few moments

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

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AEMINAL posted:

please i need pup-pix bad

post pup-pixx0r and decide what liquor i buy in a few moments

I recommend a decent rye whiskey. Old Overholt is good for the price.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Alcohol has very little appeal for me as a method of self-abuse. Heroin on the other hand, that's some good poo poo.

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

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Machine Cult posted:

I recommend a decent rye whiskey. Old Overholt is good for the price.

Where are you that you can still buy liquor?

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Machine Cult posted:

I recommend a decent rye whiskey. Old Overholt is good for the price.

i dislike whiskey... okay thanks ill just get gin look what you did

maybe i'd pick whioskey if you posted pup-pix but no, good job, Pal

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I love long island ice teas. I could drink them all day if it weren't for the fact that I'd be stupid drunk most of the day if I did.

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

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Jim Barris posted:

Alcohol has very little appeal for me as a method of self-abuse. Heroin on the other hand, that's some good poo poo.

It does me right well. Though that is one of the few things I never tried.

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

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AEMINAL posted:

i dislike whiskey... okay thanks ill just get gin look what you did

maybe i'd pick whioskey if you posted pup-pix but no, good job, Pal

Not knocking gin. I'll drink pretty much anything.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
ardbeg 10 year is pretty good goons were right

im feelin good rihgt now wish you'd post those dog pics though

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

A TEXT IS HERE

extra stout posted:

ardbeg 10 year is pretty good goons were right

im feelin good rihgt now wish you'd post those dog pics though

Well I'm not so you get nothing tonight.

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

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Sorry that was unnecessarily harsh.

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

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I swear I'm not trying to resurrect the old GBSENMT (I am)

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

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That is good people

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Jim Barris posted:

Alcohol has very little appeal for me as a method of self-abuse. Heroin on the other hand, that's some good poo poo.

yeah but how can you even post on heroin i dont think you can

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

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ROFLburger posted:

yeah but how can you even post on heroin i dont think you can

You never know until you try. *nods off half way through typing*

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

im sober

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

ROFLburger posted:

yeah but how can you even post on heroin i dont think you can

some of my finest posting was on heroin sir it highly influenced my body of work here on something awful

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

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Get hosed, and to think that I respected you?!?

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

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Was that too much? I miss you and Isac from the old thread.

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Apr 8, 2012

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Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

A TEXT IS HERE
Update: drinking a little brandy as I pass out. Goodnight all.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i have like 25 gallons of beer in my house

MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009
Drinking Kraken and Coke to forget that I spend over 6,000 hours per year at work. It's pretty great. The drink that is.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Machine Cult posted:

Was that too much? I miss you and Isac from the old thread.

we're still there

nah i deserve it, it's loving horrible being sober but i had to knock of the juice. now the only thing i'm knocking back is a tall glass of seltzer

Crunk Magnet
Feb 19, 2004
Poop Soup
It's 6:30 at the bar and I'm gonna sit my rear end here and drink whiskey until I can get peach pancakes at 9am. Then I am going back to sleep and I won't even want to drink later tonight.

Genius...

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

I just bought 5 liters of garbage boxed red wine and I'm already through one of the boxes.
Life is poo poo but as long as I'm to durnk to care then it'll all good.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
im a homosexual

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

just ray posted:

im a homosexual

We know.

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bestbrents
Dec 2, 2002

Pillbug

just ray posted:

im a homosexual

so what?

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