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house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

The target nearby has 12 packs of goose island summer variety that they're getting rid of for 6 bucks. Goose island is really terrible now but I bought one and will probably go back and buy two more today because the price is right

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Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
I have beer shits

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Sharzak posted:

I have beer shits

Enjoy.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I didnt drink last night cause i had to get up at 5am today to drive across town to take a test for this apprenticeship that i want to get but i kicked its butt and now im home with a bigole glass of vodka about to get hosed up :hellyeah:

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

A TEXT IS HERE
I leaving on an overnight camping trip with 12 beers a flask of brandy and a pint of whiskey. That may not be enough.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Machine Cult posted:

I leaving on an overnight camping trip with 12 beers a flask of brandy and a pint of whiskey. That may not be enough.

That's flat out child's play. I won't even go into your typo.

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

A TEXT IS HERE
Oh poo poo, I iust remembered, and a bottle of tequila.

HAM ON THE BONE
Aug 22, 2009


Pillbug

Sharzak posted:

I have beer shits

Same

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i have like approx 23-24 gallons of beer in my house

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
never heard of it

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im drinking lemonade

death sext
Nov 4, 2011


I'm having a very nice time lounging outside with a gin and ginger, reading a book

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Having a peach pear seltzer. Guess I could put some gin in it :shrug:

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Drinking some lemon lime seltzer.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Yeah better than a g&t for sure :munch:

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yeah better than a g&t for sure :munch:

Nothing is better than G&T. :colbert:

legendaryRev
May 1, 2008

Soiled Meat
I just got to the bar an hour ago and am already on pitcher #2 and shot #3, and I still can't tolerate the people here. I'm thinking of just drinking the rest of the pitcher through a straw. Maybe that will chase off the idiots that have been drinking for 5 hours. Go home dumbasses, I don't want to listen to your crazy!

legendaryRev
May 1, 2008

Soiled Meat
And now the shady motherfucker next to me is groping all over the gal in a grandma sweater and ball cap outfit. Awesome, time to go out and smoke.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I had a grapefruit hefeweizen at a bar last weekend and it ruled so I bought some other hefeweizen and some grapefruit juice and now I'm making my own. It's pretty good, but I'll probably just switch to drinking whiskey till I pass out soon

legendaryRev
May 1, 2008

Soiled Meat
Thank god my bartenders get it and being rescued with more shots. No dude next to me, I don't want to talk about Ben Folds 5's excellent song Brick, about a Christmas abortion.

legendaryRev
May 1, 2008

Soiled Meat
Dude seriously, quit screaming along to the abortion song!!!

Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010

Jack Trades posted:

Nothing is better than G&T. :colbert:

I prefer a whiskey and ginger, but that's good too.

Although right now it's a night of red wine and mediocre movies.

legendaryRev
May 1, 2008

Soiled Meat
Eye of the Tiger by Survivor, interesting follow up to the Christmas abortion song. Should get my tab yesterday.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Bought a box of Coors Light Aluminums, had planned to drink two and drink the rest over the course of the next week or so, but it isn't going as planned. Box is almost empty now. :smith:

legendaryRev
May 1, 2008

Soiled Meat
Silver Bullet will never slow you down!

legendaryRev
May 1, 2008

Soiled Meat
Free jägerbomb, definitely time to go. Take care fellow drunks, drink water.

legendaryRev
May 1, 2008

Soiled Meat
Oh grandmasweaterballcap, glad that you made sure to check in with me. All is right with the world.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

sad drunk fucks itt

sorry your life blows

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

hth posted:

sad drunk fucks itt

sorry your life blows

Thanks! Go gently caress your mother! :)


:guinness:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

VendaGoat posted:

Thanks! Go gently caress your mother! :)


:guinness:

i dont really think youre thanking me sincerely, friend

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

hth posted:

sorry your life blows

Not anymore.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

hth posted:

i dont really think youre thanking me sincerely, friend

Ah poo poo you caught me.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Jack Trades posted:

Nothing is better than G&T. :colbert:

I dunno it was p good.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

VendaGoat posted:

Ah poo poo you caught me.

remember kids, you can say this to strangers on the internet, but in the event of your inevitable DUI, know your rights

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

hth posted:

remember kids, you can say this to strangers on the internet, but in the event of your inevitable DUI, know your rights

:rolleyes:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


:smuggo:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cheers!

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I gotta quit the booze. Not like a loser AA person, but no more excess. Bon voyage boys.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Or just Vendagoat in this case.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a dog from hell posted:

Or just Vendagoat in this case.

If I were to do so, because of whatever reason...

What's
in
it
for
me?
:v:

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