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Crash_N_Burn: Apr 19, 2014

Germstore posted:

M'Lady and the Fedorables

Ah holy gently caress that ones really bad

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Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

The Funny Lists

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Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

The Unread List Posts

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Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

Debut album: The Bad Thread and the Worse OP

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Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

Fragmaster Flash

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Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Meet the Buttfuckers

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Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

For a while I've wanted to form a hard bop trio called Best Jazz Album.

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BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Dishwalla

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Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

The world is a beautiful place & I am no longer afraid to die

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A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Fall Out Boy sucks even more because they had no idea it was even a classic Simpsons reference. Their official answer as to how they came up with the name was "someone yelled it out at a concert before we had a name so we just went with that".

It's lame on so many levels.

Ugh, that is actually much, much worse.

the Dead Kenny G's

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A Strange Aeon posted:

the Dead Kenny G's

this isn't a thread for amazing band names?

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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Flyball: Apr 17, 2003

L��z Rockit

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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Serge Painsbourg: Jul 26, 2016

Owl City
You, You're Awesome
Do Make Say Think
Lostprophets
Blessthefall
Buttfinger McGee and the Shittones

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A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Zorodius posted:

this isn't a thread for amazing band names?

poo poo, you're right, that one actually is really awesome as a joke on the Dead Kennedys (amazing band name)

Oingo Boingo

Diarrhea Planet (not made up, check the link)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NIoUOG_hmg

the Human Beinz

Japandroids

Liquid Liquid

Squirrel Nut Zippers

Mr. Bungle

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Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

You guys remember how for half a decade the biggest band in the world was called Limp Bizkit?

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The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

All joking aside, Bat For Lashes is a terrible name, although I like her music.

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Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

The Shmorky A Cappella Experience

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A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Ork of Fiction posted:

You guys remember how for half a decade the biggest band in the world was called Limp Bizkit?

ugh, I remember those days. didn't they cover a George Michael song? why would they do that?

there was a Propagandhi (terrible band name) lyric about that time:

But what have we here?
15 years later it still reeks of swill and Chickenshit Conformists
With their fists in the air
Like-father, like-son "rebels" bloated on korn, eminems and bizkits.

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Bitter fly: Sep 25, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Mystik Spiral

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Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

Calista and the Flockhearts

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Worst.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq7noJSbPBQ&hd=1

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ncumbered_by_idgits: Sep 20, 2008

The Cum Flingers

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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana: Nov 25, 2013

A Strange Aeon posted:

poo poo, you're right, that one actually is really awesome as a joke on the Dead Kennedys (amazing band name)

Oingo Boingo

Diarrhea Planet (not made up, check the link)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NIoUOG_hmg

the Human Beinz

Japandroids

Liquid Liquid

Squirrel Nut Zippers

Mr. Bungle

Diarrhea Planet is some JAMS son

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A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

darth_pizza posted:

Diarrhea Planet is some JAMS son

they're definitely great, but their name is pretty terrible. though I could see sporting a t-shirt if I was going out to a dive bar or something

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Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

Badthread McShitpost in the gas chamber

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Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

The Registered Sex Offenders

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The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Gates Mcfadden.

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Marv Hushman: Jun 2, 2010; Freedom Ain't Free

Charles Hawtrey & The Deaf-Aids.

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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana: Nov 25, 2013

Marv Hushman posted:

Charles Hawtrey & The Deaf-Aids.

phase one, in which Doris gets her oats

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Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

"The Band That Is Literally The Worst Band In The Entire World Band"

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John Denver Hoxha: May 31, 2014; What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

I saw some recommendations for songs from "The Stevenson Ranch Davidians" on youtube before... All I could think of is how awkwardly that name is biting off of the concept of the Brian Jonestown Massacre

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Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

Bad Music and the Terrible Band Names

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Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

Fartbasin

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Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

Overly Long Buildup and the Disappointing Breakdowns

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Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Hoobastank

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my kinda ape: Sep 15, 2008; Everything's gonna be A-OK; Oven Wrangler

$40 Cover Charge

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Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

Theory of a Deadman

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A Strange Aeon posted:

ugh, I remember those days. didn't they cover a George Michael song? why would they do that?

They did, Faith. A few of the songs on their debut still hold up today but they were a one trick pony that ran out of ideas fast.

One of my least favorite band names of one of my favorite bands is Tè pronounced 'tea' like the drink. Great post rock trio from Japan but an absolute bitch to Google.

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