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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
vinnie vincent owns

was the best kiss member

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4orXwHdK2Q

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

King of Bees posted:

Yeah, he hated singing. But like everything else musically he was really good at it.

in those days they would do top 40 stuff, like mo-town tunes and doing the horn fills with their mouths. someone played an old bootleg for me

i got respect for gene and paul as businessmen, ace and peter are both great examples of how to piss it away with drugs and booze

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 53 minutes!
Gravy Boat 2k
Fact: They are bad and I hate them

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.

Shinjobi posted:

Fact: They are bad and I hate them

Fact: They have one of the greatest pinball tables ever made. A new version was released last year.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Superior Bastard posted:

Fact: They have one of the greatest pinball tables ever made. A new version was released last year.

:yeah:

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Nathan Rabin (still the best writer the AV Club ever had) has declared on multiple occasions that Gene was the interview subject he hated the most. You can probably imagine why.

If you need help: back when he and Paul were putting the band together after the implosion of Wicked Lester, they had a great musician try out for the guitarist gig. Gene nixed the guy and told him exactly why to his face: "You're talented, but we're trying to emulate the Beatles here, and there weren't any black guys in the Beatles."

Billy Preston would have words.

reallivedinosaur posted:

vinnie vincent owns

was the best kiss member

Was fired by Gene for being "unethical." And it's never been stated by either party what exactly THAT meant.

So...what does Gene Simmons consider poor ethics for a rock band? The world may never know.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Agent Escalus posted:

Nathan Rabin (still the best writer the AV Club ever had) has declared on multiple occasions that Gene was the interview subject he hated the most. You can probably imagine why.

If you need help: back when he and Paul were putting the band together after the implosion of Wicked Lester, they had a great musician try out for the guitarist gig. Gene nixed the guy and told him exactly why to his face: "You're talented, but we're trying to emulate the Beatles here, and there weren't any black guys in the Beatles."

Billy Preston would have words.


Was fired by Gene for being "unethical." And it's never been stated by either party what exactly THAT meant.

So...what does Gene Simmons consider poor ethics for a rock band? The world may never know.

There's a story vinnie sold a fan what he said was his favorite custom guitar, when it was an off the shelf model, and sold it for way more than it was worth

There's lots of stories about what a douchebag and weirdo VV was and is. Mark Slaughter has lots of stories about the Invasion times - Slaughter basically took over Vinnie Vincent's record deal after the guy self destructed.

My favorite Vinnie stories are the more recent "keeping dead dogs in storage containers" one, and when he tried to auction off his old KISS poo poo for ridiculous prices, like 50,000 for his guitars or the bolo tie he wore on the Lick it Up album cover.


e: also he famously never actually signed a contract with KISS. he tried to auction this unsigned contract (ie: a piece of paper with no way to authenticate) for like 100 grand or some poo poo. lmao.

ee: my guinea pigs and I are making a cover band called "the Guinea Vincent invasion" it will be really cool because they can squeak really high.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

reallivedinosaur posted:

There's a story vinnie sold a fan what he said was his favorite custom guitar, when it was an off the shelf model, and sold it for way more than it was worth

There's lots of stories about what a douchebag and weirdo VV was and is. Mark Slaughter has lots of stories about the Invasion times - Slaughter basically took over Vinnie Vincent's record deal after the guy self destructed.

My favorite Vinnie stories are the more recent "keeping dead dogs in storage containers" one, and when he tried to auction off his old KISS poo poo for ridiculous prices, like 50,000 for his guitars or the bolo tie he wore on the Lick it Up album cover.

i heard that KISS wouldnt play until they had a bowl full of brown m&ms

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

i heard that KISS wouldnt play until they had a bowl full of brown m&ms

except the vinnie vincent stories are all real

http://ultimateclassicrock.com/vinnie-vincent-auction/

http://www.nashvillescene.com/music...th-beating-wife

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/23/vince...ve-storage-bin/

a few years back he was offering to do an online Q&A for 500 bucks per participant (no takers) and trying to sell his own line of custom V guitars for 9 grand a piece

vinnie vincent can go toe-to-toe with your favorite crazy celebrity

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

reallivedinosaur posted:

except the vinnie vincent stories are all real

http://ultimateclassicrock.com/vinnie-vincent-auction/

http://www.nashvillescene.com/music...th-beating-wife

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/23/vince...ve-storage-bin/

a few years back he was offering to do an online Q&A for 500 bucks per participant (no takers) and trying to sell his own line of custom V guitars for 9 grand a piece

vinnie vincent can go toe-to-toe with your favorite crazy celebrity

I love this post and KISS is pretty cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7isxoTIeYM

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
The interview Gene had with Terri Gross is a pretty good indicator of how much of an rear end in a top hat he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0ZsfDQMw7k

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Rasta_Al posted:

The interview Gene had with Terri Gross is a pretty good indicator of how much of an rear end in a top hat he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0ZsfDQMw7k

real talk
Rock superstars are huge assholes.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
Gene Simmons is an rear end in a top hat among assholes, though, an uberarschloch, so to speak.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

JnnyThndrs posted:

Gene Simmons is an rear end in a top hat among assholes, though, an uberarschloch, so to speak.

he didn't burn down a city like Axel Rose

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
In the first grade, me and three of my friends dressed up as Kiss for the school talent show (@ 1977) and air-guitared our way to stardom (I was motherfucking Ace Frehley, of course). We won first place. However, we never got our prize (one of those giant, decorated cookies) and we surmised that the older jr. high kid who was "activities commissioner" kept it for himself or gave it to his girlfriend. He claims he gave it to the one friend who wasn't present to complain, trying to turn us against each other.

We learned the peaks and pitfalls of show business at 6 years old.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
"Beth" is about my mom.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
"Kids In Satan's Service;" Simmons had his tongue removed and a goat's tongue stitched back on. Gotcha.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
holy poo poo i found something that makes linkin park listanable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_v1SLIt01Q

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
lets talk about the awesome TV movie, Kiss meets the Phantom of the Park - top grade 70s cornball horseshit if you like that sort of mst3k kind of thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SFinXW0Mr0

here is the whole thing in spanish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgJUCnHidNs

or the awesome dreamcast game Kiss: Psycho Circus (actually not too bad of a game)

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

reallivedinosaur posted:

lets talk about the awesome TV movie, Kiss meets the Phantom of the Park - top grade 70s cornball horseshit if you like that sort of mst3k kind of thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SFinXW0Mr0

here is the whole thing in spanish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgJUCnHidNs
already posted the trailer, but yes, this owns and everybody should watch it

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Holy poo poo, I'ma watch that while kissin a doober

client
Aug 19, 2010


lmao he looks like my old spinster aunt

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

In 1990 a homeless guy in Santa Monica claimed to be Peter Criss and a woman who claimed to have had an affair with Peter flew him out to her home in Boston. Eventually Tom Arnold got involved and tried to help the guy. Turns out it was not Peter Criss. Eventually all parties involved went on Phil Donahue.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Cool_tony posted:

In 1990 a homeless guy in Santa Monica claimed to be Peter Criss and a woman who claimed to have had an affair with Peter flew him out to her home in Boston. Eventually Tom Arnold got involved and tried to help the guy. Turns out it was not Peter Criss. Eventually all parties involved went on Phil Donahue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXi2jE-Dxdw

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

BEHOLD, a casket that houses beer for your bros.

Gene Simmons wants to make sure his homies pour one out for him.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Gay Hitler posted:

BEHOLD, a casket that houses beer for your bros.

Gene Simmons wants to make sure his homies pour one out for him.



zzz....

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I remember the never ending hype for their game in PC Gamer

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Ben Smash posted:

I remember the never ending hype for their game in PC Gamer

psycho circus wasn't that bad of a game for dreamcast

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