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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Like, if you had to. I think maybe 20-25 croissants

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Maybe two before I abandoned my attempt.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Maybe two before I abandoned my attempt.

You don't understand the question

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
where do i sign up?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
2 or 3 I guess

If there was a financial incentive probably more

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


If they were those almondy bear claw things, maybe like 69 or so

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Stuntman posted:

where do i sign up?

We could do some sort of video web challenge

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
depends how many croissants you put in kim k's rear end in a top hat

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Maybe two before I abandoned my attempt.

lol

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
one hundred thousand

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

OMGVBFLOL posted:

depends how many croissants you put in kim k's rear end in a top hat

Seventeen or eighteen depending on how warm it is outside

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I ate 4 croissants on the morning I made the highly acclaimed 'dangerous game' thread

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
kwasor

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

enough

LowPartz
Dec 23, 2015
I'm avoiding carbs, so, none.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Five.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Eight?

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

I'm thinking a couple dozen. Those things are mostly air right?

Doug Sisk
Sep 11, 2001
10-15, unless it was some kind of seven 'eat or I shoot you' challenge in which case it would be a lot more. Can you die from croissants exploding your stomach? They're so soft.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
I dunno OP, these don't look very appetizing

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I can happily eat one then they taste like gack.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
Oh probably. Like 5 before I said "hoo boy feeling pretty stuffed"

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KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
if they were chocolate croissants maybe 3 or 4.

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