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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Is there something for people who start off large when flaccid, then get small when erect?

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I'm a shower not a grower. hth

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Yeah... My ex-husband!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Wouldn't know. I've got a perfectly symmetrical baby arm with a plump strawberry tip. :shrug:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
im a rinky dink

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
What about people who stay the same size

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'm neither a shower or a grower. But there's advantages to this IMO. My penis never goes into toilet water, I would think this would be an issue for people with big penises; thank god I never need to worry about that.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Like it's just a floppy little micropenis then you get hard and it's the same size but it doesn't flop around anymore

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i wonder if anyone has accidentally poo poo on their dick and then peed real hard in excitement/fear????

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Jesus Christ posted:

Is there something for people who start off large when flaccid, then get small when erect?

yes it's called being a jesus christ.

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Jesus Christ posted:

Is there something for people who start off large when flaccid, then get small when erect?

Like instead of filling with blood and expanding, it compresses into a hard little mass? That would be loving bizarre, and some bizarre loving

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
"This gorilla dick daddy is hongry"

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jesus Christ posted:

Is there something for people who start off large when flaccid, then get small when erect?

unfortunate

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i wonder if anyone has accidentally poo poo on their dick and then peed real hard in excitement/fear????

It's dirty and frightening. You have to stand up and finish the pee reap hard while you frantically search for WetOne (TM).

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Kuato posted:

I'm neither a shower or a grower. But there's advantages to this IMO. My penis never goes into toilet water, I would think this would be an issue for people with big penises; thank god I never need to worry about that.

Do you find yourself scraping your dink on that difficult to clean part of the toilet right under the front part of the rim?

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

BLARGHLE posted:

Like instead of filling with blood and expanding, it compresses into a hard little mass? That would be loving bizarre, and some bizarre loving

it's be like a little corpse penis, stiff with rigor mortis

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Chief McHeath posted:

It's dirty and frightening. You have to stand up and finish the pee reap hard while you frantically search for WetOne (TM).

*scribbles in notebook*

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Cowboy Pope posted:

Do you find yourself scraping your dink on that difficult to clean part of the toilet right under the front part of the rim?

Nah, but I do end up peeing through that little slit between the lid and the toilet. Its the only downside TBQH.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I'm a grower but no one cares. :(

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Honestly I don't think I'd be able to hold it all together in this life if I didn't have the pretty alright dick I ended up with. It's one of those pieces of confidence the world can't take from you without you making some real bad choices

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I laughed op

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
alex "dare" levert has a haunted rapist penis and he sucks

gently caress that guy and his lovely gay baby dick

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I'm a flower not a plower

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit
I'm a grover not a shover

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

John Denver Hoxha posted:

"This gorilla dick daddy is hongry"

Batmanv rub your butt

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I am Grover, not a shover.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Yes OP, it's called

"I'm an rear end in a top hat."

Christ

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm a bathtub not a shower.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Not a grower or a shower, more of blower.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I am a flower.

I haven't been deflowered yet.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
yeah I heard of the phrase but i didn't read the op but yeah I head of it

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Iron Prince posted:

yeah I heard of the phrase but i didn't read the op but yeah I head of it

You'll never be the head of a major corporation.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Paladinus posted:

You'll never be the head of a major corporation.

watch me, bitch

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

I'm the very definition of a grower. My flaccid fella looks totally hosed because of all the extra foreskin to accommodate the massive size difference when all boned up.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if you feel the need to make excuses for your dick you obviously aren't very confident in general. flaunt that tiny and/or misshapen dong to the world at every opportunity.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiRiXcfp-1Y

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I usually just hit the sauna with a full hard-on and when people comment that it's tiny I tell them "Hey, I'm not a grower, I'm a shower" and then piss everywhere

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Even more alarming, how do you treat this?

http://i.imgur.com/1DNQR1j.jpg

EDIT: Do not hide NWS images behind spoiler tags, please.


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Jesus Christ posted:

Even more alarming, how do you treat this?

http://i.imgur.com/1DNQR1j.jpg

:sever:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Aug 28, 2016

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Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
i rarely shower

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