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dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
any of you guys grow up on a native american reservation? what was THAT like

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Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
No, I didn't. Can we talk about something else?

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
Wendigos in my wigwam

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

spirits fuckin everywhere
when u shower
when u poopin
jus fuckin there watchin u

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
No but I played assassin's creed 3 and it seemed pretty good until white people burned down our village.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i guess them spirits got nowhere else to ghost

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I worked on a res for a summer. poo poo was hosed up.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

my native name is "runny weiner"

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
This is a TePee
For you to Pee Pee
Not a Wigwam
To beat your Tom Tom

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





I work at an Indian casino. Is that the same thing?

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof

Untrustable posted:

I work at an Indian casino. Is that the same thing?

whats THAT like?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

my friend worked security at a indian casino so i can relay his stories

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
It depends where you are. Aome bands are extremely wealthy and their reservations are pretty decent. In other areas they live in abject poverty with extended families liviing in a single room shack lacking the basic utilities

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed
Hey victor

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Teikanmi posted:

No, I didn't. Can we talk about something else?

no

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i got high once and watched lilo and stitch

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i know a person that grew up on a res and he said it was god awful

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

i saw smoke signals so am kind of an expert

for instance, cars only run in reverse on reservations

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
Taught a kid who did

He played a lot of video games, this is not the full experience I assume

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Kitsunegari posted:

Wendigos in my wigwam

It's more likely than you think.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I'm related to people who live on a res.

Their 12 year old kid took a massive poo poo while sitting on my grandma's couch.

Meeting them every year at thanksgiving is like that one Pocahontas song "savages".

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
I once read a story in the AA book about this res kid who discovered painkillers after breaking his arm, and decided to just keep breaking bones for more drugs. Eventually he'd broken all of his extremities, his ribs, and knocked most of his teeth out before they made him get help. It was loving hilarious.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Dreddout posted:


Meeting them every year at thanksgiving

lol

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure

lmao that movie's great

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

dethkon posted:

I once read a story in the AA book about this res kid who discovered painkillers after breaking his arm, and decided to just keep breaking bones for more drugs. Eventually he'd broken all of his extremities, his ribs, and knocked most of his teeth out before they made him get help. It was loving hilarious.

Huh sounds like reservations are like small Idaho towns then

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I didn't, luckily my ancestors won their wars

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
a clam is a kind of turtle

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Luvcow posted:

a clam is a kind of turtle
A clam is just a shy turtle.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

a hole-y ghost posted:

A clam is just a shy turtle.

basically this, yes

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
cherokee people cherokee tribe

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I'm an indian outlaw, half cherokee and choctaw, my baby she's a chippewa. She's a one of a kind.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

yeah everyone was like "ching chong ping pong me rikey flied lice" but the food was good

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

my name is Tall Drinkewa

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



There is lots of meth and packs of stray dogs.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
My cubicle friend is part indian. I alway call him chief. Like: How's it going chief. Also he gets upset if I ask him about skinwalkers.

naem
May 29, 2011

Luvcow posted:

a clam is a kind of turtle

opposite

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
My people taught me a man does not own land. He doesn't own anything but the courage and loyalty in his heart. That's where my power comes from. That and cyber-peyote. Akoochimoya.

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006
Shits hosed yo. I'll see if I can get my uncle to tell me some stories but it's basically "everyone's a spouse abusing alcoholic diabetic, that's why I married your blonde haired blue eyed whitebread aunt and never ever looked back"

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I exchanged oral sex for some wampum

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

wyntyr posted:

Shits hosed yo. I'll see if I can get my uncle to tell me some stories but it's basically "everyone's a spouse abusing alcoholic diabetic, that's why I married your blonde haired blue eyed whitebread aunt and never ever looked back"

A wise man.

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