It should be against the law to name your dog "Skrillex"

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misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

My neighbor's dog keeps letting the bass drop at 2am.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 13:37

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misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

WTF, everyone.

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# ? Aug 28, 2016 13:38

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Someone name a parrot Jimmy Buffett IMMEDIATELY

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# ? Aug 28, 2016 13:38

nvm no cake

I named my parrot Jimmy Buffet and now i'm always wasting away in margaritaville

# ? Aug 28, 2016 13:40

nvm no cake

thepiratebae.se posted:

I named my parrot Jimmy Buffet and now i'm always wasting away in margaritaville

what I mean by this, is, he won't stop singing it. i can feel my sanity slowly escaping my body. please someone send help.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 13:41

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

thepiratebae.se posted:

what I mean by this, is, he won't stop singing it. i can feel my sanity slowly escaping my body. please someone send help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6yQGG_UWQ

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# ? Aug 28, 2016 13:42

treasure bear

I submitted this URL to google so 'I named my parrot Jimmy Buffet' should show this page in search shortly https://www.google.com/webmasters/tools/submit-url

# ? Aug 28, 2016 13:43

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Dog owner: "Speak!"

Skrillex the Dog: "Wub! Wub, wub!"

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 13:47

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

It's Jimmy Buffett with two Ts. A Jimmy Buffet would be something like this:

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# ? Aug 28, 2016 13:52

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Splatmaster posted:

Dog owner: "Speak!"

Skrillex the Dog: "Wub! Wub, wub!"

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# ? Aug 28, 2016 13:52

google THIS

thepiratebae.se posted:

what I mean by this, is, he won't stop singing it. i can feel my sanity slowly escaping my body. please someone send help.

is there a woman to blame?

# ? Aug 28, 2016 13:55

Lastgirl: Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

i agree op

bc if u think about it

if u name ur dog skrillex

hell just keep letting the poob drop all the time

itd be insanely annoyin

and dupstep isnt even that good :shrug:

i like my puppy to have full step when s/he walks so they can frolic in my yard properly ok

# ? Aug 28, 2016 14:03

google THIS

Splatmaster posted:

Dog owner: "Speak!"

Skrillex the Dog: "Wub! Wub, wub!"

# ? Aug 28, 2016 14:06

google THIS

what if you named your cat deadmau5?

# ? Aug 28, 2016 14:26

alnilam

misty mountaintop posted:

It's Jimmy Buffett with two Ts. A Jimmy Buffet would be something like this:

Splatmaster posted:

Dog owner: "Speak!"

Skrillex the Dog: "Wub! Wub, wub!"

# ? Aug 28, 2016 14:29

nvm no cake

google THIS posted:

is there a woman to blame?

no, it's my own drat fault

# ? Aug 28, 2016 14:39

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

google THIS posted:

what if you named your cat deadmau5?

Well played.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 14:51

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

what if you named your cat deadmau5?

# ? Aug 28, 2016 21:30

Darkman Fanpage

named my cat cat stevens only to find out he changed his name to yusuf islam

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:28

FactsAreUseless

They ran today. It's worse when they run. I don't like shooting a man in the back. We were on patrol not far from Cleveland, a little suburb called Linndale. Just knocking on doors, checking dog licenses, pet IDs, that sort of thing. It was Jefferson Ave. I remember that. Didn't even have a chance to knock. They hit Alvarez, not lethal, panic fire. We kicked down the door. There were dozens of them, all sizes. A lot of chihuahuas. Some sheepdogs. Even a Great Pyrenees, massive thing, not unfriendly. I knew what I'd see even before the flashlights hit their collars. Skrillex. Skrillex. Skrillex. Dog tags glittering and turning. The dogs were nervous. They didn't know what was happening. A couple of us stayed behind, recovery team. They're probably in rehab now, new names, new identities: Peter, Brianna, Doctor Paws, Auggie. But we chased. We're not so different from the dogs, really. We chased, and when they were cornered they could have dropped their weapons but they didn't, or maybe they did but not fast enough, it doesn't matter, it's never mattered, we have the authority, anything it takes, national security, public interest, so we fired, I don't know how many times but it was enough. Nobody thinks about the smell until they're in it.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 23:49

deep dish peat moss

misty mountaintop posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6yQGG_UWQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9JmNobPN2g

# ? Aug 29, 2016 01:16

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

This whistle makes a sound so low, only my dog, Skrillex, can hear it.

# ? Aug 29, 2016 03:24

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

This Ibizan dog park is insane.

# ? Aug 29, 2016 03:29

alnilam

bass-et hound

# ? Aug 29, 2016 03:37

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i named my dog "barks and sniffs butts", and guess what?

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# ? Aug 29, 2016 11:03

Lastgirl: Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

alnilam posted:

bass-et hound

bass-enji~ :ocelot:

# ? Aug 29, 2016 11:55

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Nosfereefer posted:

i named my dog "barks and sniffs butts", and guess what?

You're in prison now.

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# ? Aug 29, 2016 15:00

fuck. marry. t-rex

FactsAreUseless posted:

They ran today. It's worse when they run. I don't like shooting a man in the back. We were on patrol not far from Cleveland, a little suburb called Linndale. Just knocking on doors, checking dog licenses, pet IDs, that sort of thing. It was Jefferson Ave. I remember that. Didn't even have a chance to knock. They hit Alvarez, not lethal, panic fire. We kicked down the door. There were dozens of them, all sizes. A lot of chihuahuas. Some sheepdogs. Even a Great Pyrenees, massive thing, not unfriendly. I knew what I'd see even before the flashlights hit their collars. Skrillex. Skrillex. Skrillex. Dog tags glittering and turning. The dogs were nervous. They didn't know what was happening. A couple of us stayed behind, recovery team. They're probably in rehab now, new names, new identities: Peter, Brianna, Doctor Paws, Auggie. But we chased. We're not so different from the dogs, really. We chased, and when they were cornered they could have dropped their weapons but they didn't, or maybe they did but not fast enough, it doesn't matter, it's never mattered, we have the authority, anything it takes, national security, public interest, so we fired, I don't know how many times but it was enough. Nobody thinks about the smell until they're in it.

# ? Aug 29, 2016 15:12

fuck. marry. t-rex

Skrillex. Skrillex. Skrillex.

# ? Aug 29, 2016 15:13

FactsAreUseless

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Skrillex. Skrillex. Skrillex.

This Beetlejuice sequel loving sucks, man.

# ? Aug 29, 2016 15:32

Laurenz: They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

But can I give my dog a Skrillex haircut?

# ? Aug 29, 2016 20:56

google THIS

Laurenz posted:

But can I give my dog a Skrillex haircut?

in most states it's illegal to give even a consenting human a skrillex haircut

# ? Aug 29, 2016 21:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

An acceptable Skrillex-like name could be for example, Ruffneck. Or Some Mutt (Summit).

Bangarang sounds iffy, though

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# ? Aug 29, 2016 21:48

Laurenz: They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

google THIS posted:

in most states it's illegal to give even a consenting human a skrillex haircut

Good thing I don't live in America then...

My dog is gonna get Skrillex'd

# ? Aug 29, 2016 21:53

nvm no cake

Haha, yeah, "Skrillex" would of been a cool dog name like 6 years ago maybe. The real heads are naming their dog cool underground names like "Burial" and "Synkro".

# ? Aug 29, 2016 21:58