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Are you constantly "on" irl? Are you always laying down sick burns, sardonic wit, nonsensical comments and smugness? Or do you turn it off or tone it down when you're offline (lol)? For myself I'd say I'm pretty much very close to how I come across in my posts. But I know when to dial it down. How about you?
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 20:46 |
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I learn how to talk to my coworkers from something awful. Boy, oh boy. I'm the office cutup.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 20:48 |
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Im lit af fam Whatever that means.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 20:56 |
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You know what they say, Smoke weed every day.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 20:57 |
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no i keep a p low profile irl and try to stay innoculous https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve9Y-dl40sQ
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 20:58 |
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im much less easy to get along with in real life
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 20:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NQlOfXyrUY
Teikanmi fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Aug 28, 2016 |
# ? Aug 28, 2016 21:33 |
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in real what??
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 21:38 |
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:46 |
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I'm never "on" but I get drunk and think I'm the coolest
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 23:55 |
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uh no, i don't think so. sometimes it' slike i'm playing NBA Jam though, and the announcer is like HE'S ON FIRE.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 23:59 |
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on what? on fire? yes.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 23:59 |
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redm posted:on what? on fire? yes. yeh ur really flaming lol
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 00:00 |
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i have worked in phrases like same and im glad of it irl and its made me cool as h*ck op
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 00:01 |
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My entire day is one long string of high fives and sass.
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 00:03 |
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Orkin Mang posted:yeh ur really flaming lol i unironically wear pants with flames going up the legs like that character in tekken 3 yoshimitsu is my chinese zodiac sign
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 00:04 |
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They wouldn't have been friends if they were all Chandlers. Sometimes you get to be Chandler, but sometimes you got to be Joey or even, dare I say it, Ross.
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 00:05 |
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Turn your monitor on
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 00:09 |
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A polite hello works as a greeting most days (or a sage nod when I'm feeling less talkative), and I keep to myself the rest of the time. It's very rare for anyone to talk to me at work... maybe I just look intimidating? BTW put-downs don't belong in the workplace, and may get you a meeting with HR if you're not careful, OP.
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 00:10 |
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Gotta get it on man
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 00:25 |
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Moon Atari posted:They wouldn't have been friends if they were all Chandlers. Sometimes you get to be Chandler, but sometimes you got to be Joey or even, dare I say it, Ross. i watched som friends a few months ago, and realized that joey and phoebe are far and away the best chars, not only the funniest but the two that aren't pathologically self obsessed
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 00:27 |
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whenever someone says something real cool irl i like to write it down a piece of paper and hold it up as if I was emptyquoting it
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 00:34 |
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I communicate exclusively by handing out pictures of radical dogs, meat sniffing clowns, and telling everyone about my homosexuality. Whenever someone even remotely suggest that I stop I throw a massive tantrum. So yeah I'm always on.
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 00:55 |
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Yes
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 01:00 |
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RedMage129 posted:I communicate exclusively by handing out pictures of radical dogs, meat sniffing clowns, and telling everyone about my homosexuality. Whenever someone even remotely suggest that I stop I throw a massive tantrum. So yeah I'm always on. shut up.
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 01:27 |
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I'm a goon, I don't interact with other people. I just grunt and jerk my dick.
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 01:29 |
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I'm basically the office "funny guy". The guys are always high fiving me. They actually think I made the Cucky pizzone meme but it was popular on SA and Reddit way before I brought it to them (they're a bit behind the times lol)
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 01:42 |
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VendaGoat posted:I just grunt and jerk my dick. i relay messages to my superiors in this manner with morse code to keep myself safe from the reptilians
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 01:50 |
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Iron Prince posted:whenever someone says something real cool irl i like to write it down a piece of paper and hold it up as if I was emptyquoting it Me too, but a small chalkboard I carry around.
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 02:40 |
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i just rehearse stock scripts and hope they jive with the context and vernacular. If they don't I turn my hat backwards to indicate coolness. And wait for my turn to talk because my talkin buddy is vomiting word salad of experience and all the flavors of a poetic and beautiful ride as I yell "fart" at a faster and faster cadence as to stroboscopically eclipse their utterance unto a blank soul, immersed in universal knowledge and doctrine.
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 03:32 |
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Why yes, I am always on drugs
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 03:35 |
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I'm boring poo poo irl just like on the internet
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 03:53 |
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I printed out mask-size copies of all my favorite emoticons so when someone says something crazy I just
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 04:05 |
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I was at a halloween party once where my buddies hot sister told me she couldn't take me seriously because I kept owning her while she was talking about her dumb pets... also she was dressed up as a princess while she was lecturing me on serious business. I pointed out the irony but by that point the roofies started working and it didn't matter. Alls well that ends well.
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 04:14 |
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I don't talk to humans IRL. I'm a shut-in who works from home FYI.
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 04:17 |
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I'm a juggalo
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 04:29 |
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I'm always on OP's mom. e: not like a sex thing she's just so big I can't find my way off. please send help.
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 04:35 |
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It's hard to get me to be not glib, drunk. So GFY I guess?
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 04:36 |
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 05:11 |
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:Im lit af fam LIIIIIT fam! Uh, asuh dude!
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