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Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Gay Mexican singer Juan Gabriel died. I was forced by my wife to endure a concert of his in Vegas a year ago and it was a horrible situation. I told my wife that the goons have not spoken of this <ahem> tragedy and she said "the goons are all white so why would they know." It's my duty to inform the goons of this tragedy.

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Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
rip Juan gabriel

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
what your wife looks like

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Which Juan was he? :shrug:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
pfff wait til moz dies theyll prob give him a state funeral

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

that juan

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Sid Vicious posted:

what your wife looks like

A Latin fine woman with big titties. God bless the surgeon.

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

Tony Homo posted:

A Latin fine woman with big titties. God bless the surgeon.

good work

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

sounds like he'll never be the head of a major corporation

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
dont forget to thank the doctor who prescribed the hormones

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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another Juan bites the dust

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


^^^^^^^ :captainpop:


https://youtu.be/kwFWNWyA1aY

All those falls were bound to take their toll

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Did he get his head chopped of by cartel men or was it boring?

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Zefiel posted:

^^^^^^^ :captainpop:


https://youtu.be/kwFWNWyA1aY

All those falls were bound to take their toll

rip juan gabriel, and a lawsuit on whoever dug the 50 foot trench around that stage!!!

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Did he get his head chopped of by cartel men or was it boring?

I think it was a heart attack. Would have been better if his heart was ripped out by cartel men

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
drad bert should start dropping narco banners on the gbs first page

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Zorodius posted:

another Juan bites the dust

Just as i think of this joke you make it
t:nsamad:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Juan 。゚( ゚இ‸இ゚)゚。

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
yeah, that sure looks like a gay mexican singer

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
gently caress 2016(?)

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

what your wife looks like

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Loved that guy... RIP

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Who the gently caress is juam gabriel diez

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
it's true, white people basdically know nothing about the latin music scene

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

HoboZero posted:

Who the gently caress is juam gabriel diez

https://www.google.com/search?q=jua...b5JA5MQ_AUICCgD
that guy i guess

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I'm a gay homo real sad for the Mexican guy rip

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

I'm a gay homo real sad for the Mexican guy rip

vote Trump

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


Awesome, so are we supposed to go into mourning over Nathan Lane Cosplays A Liberace Potato or is this just an awareness-raising opportunity

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

dead gay. so what

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Because, um, my awareness? It's raised.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

HoboZero posted:

Because, um, my awareness? It's raised.

about what?

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

John Garble

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

HoboZero posted:

John Garble

who?

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

El Primo de los Matadores, Joan Gimbrel, goddamn mumps he is a staple of our very existence

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
vaya con dios

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

HoboZero posted:

El Primo de los Matadores, Joan Gimbrel, goddamn mumps he is a staple of our very existence

the prime of the Bull Fighters?
What the gently caress are you talking about?

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
primo means cousin guero

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

the great deceiver posted:

primo means cousin guero

so the cousins of the bull fighters?

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
chupa mi verga gabacho

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