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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I mean, probably not, because of "laws" and whatnot.

I want to see a show that is just uncut footage from a couple's first date at a restaurant. But they can't know they are being filmed, it has to be natural.

I don't know, maybe we just film every table at a restaurant over a weekend and when people get the check we ask if they are on a first date, if so, can we use all of the probably illegal footage and audio we got?!

If they say yes, just loving run it, for one hour, two, whatever, I want the whole thing baby.

You could even live gamble on whether or not there will be a second date (producers can ask that after the date)

I know there have been "reality" shows like this, but the key here is that the people don't know ahead of time! We have to capture the real awkwardness of the first date!

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Sounds affordable.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

OctoberBlues posted:

I mean, probably not, because of "laws" and whatnot.

I want to see a show that is just uncut footage from a couple's first date at a restaurant. But they can't know they are being filmed, it has to be natural.

I don't know, maybe we just film every table at a restaurant over a weekend and when people get the check we ask if they are on a first date, if so, can we use all of the probably illegal footage and audio we got?!

If they say yes, just loving run it, for one hour, two, whatever, I want the whole thing baby.

You could even live gamble on whether or not there will be a second date (producers can ask that after the date)

I know there have been "reality" shows like this, but the key here is that the people don't know ahead of time! We have to capture the real awkwardness of the first date!

how broken are you?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
They will call it "Exhibit A".

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how broken are you?

Hard to say Mumpy, I mean who could ever know?

I am a seemingly normal person and have a gf, but I take walks every evening and I often walk by restaurants where people are outside eating, and sometimes I think it would be cool to just stop and listen to these random rear end conversations people are having.

It fascinates me, ya know Mumpy??

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
How bout we just have your mom on there and every episode will end with someone gettin laid

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

Hard to say Mumpy, I mean who could ever know?

I am a seemingly normal person and have a gf, but I take walks every evening and I often walk by restaurants where people are outside eating, and sometimes I think it would be cool to just stop and listen to these random rear end conversations people are having.

It fascinates me, ya know Mumpy??

These things you desire.

They are called "friends".

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

OctoberBlues posted:

Hard to say Mumpy, I mean who could ever know?

I am a seemingly normal person and have a gf, but I take walks every evening and I often walk by restaurants where people are outside eating, and sometimes I think it would be cool to just stop and listen to these random rear end conversations people are having.

It fascinates me, ya know Mumpy??

dear god you are boring.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
This is a porn thing, right? I'm sure it's out the next to the up skirts.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how broken are you?

not even close to as broken as you are

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

OctoberBlues posted:

I mean, probably not, because of "laws" and whatnot.

I want to see a show that is just uncut footage from a couple's first date at a restaurant. But they can't know they are being filmed, it has to be natural.

I don't know, maybe we just film every table at a restaurant over a weekend and when people get the check we ask if they are on a first date, if so, can we use all of the probably illegal footage and audio we got?!

If they say yes, just loving run it, for one hour, two, whatever, I want the whole thing baby.

You could even live gamble on whether or not there will be a second date (producers can ask that after the date)

I know there have been "reality" shows like this, but the key here is that the people don't know ahead of time! We have to capture the real awkwardness of the first date!

Oh toilet shoes.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
If I'm on a first date and after an hour I don't have at least like 3 dicks in my mouth I know there's no chance for date #2.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

proof of concept posted:

not even close to as broken as you are

no poo poo.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

dear god you are boring.

Could be Mumpy, it could very well be. Just one of those things we'll never really know I suppose.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

criscodisco posted:

If I'm on a first date and after an hour I don't have at least like 3 dicks in my mouth I know there's no chance for date #2.

Pm me

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

What I'm getting from this thread is that this idea holds little appeal with the general viewing audience

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

OctoberBlues posted:

Could be Mumpy, it could very well be. Just one of those things we'll never really know I suppose.

no, you are boring

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

no, you are boring

It is certainly a possibility, but I agree with you Mumpy, we'll never know for sure.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

OctoberBlues posted:

It is certainly a possibility, but I agree with you Mumpy, we'll never know for sure.

I know
I know you are a boring poo poo

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

criscodisco posted:

If I'm on a first date and after an hour I don't have at least like 3 dicks in my mouth I know there's no chance for date #2.

And that's why family reunions are a bad first date

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I know
I know you are a boring poo poo

It's a question for the ages, most definitely, they'll probably write thousands of pages on it until the sun explodes, but they'll never truly know.

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Anyway I think maybe "The CW" would make this show, I'm going to ask around tomorrow. PM if you work for "The CW"

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