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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Fallows posted:

This is scary times we live in... im just glad no one has targeted SA yet

Dare is probably the forums equivalent of a deranged gunman. No thread is safe from his shitposts.

:synpa:

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AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Lastgirl posted:

kinda hard when mass shootings have been on a rise

Is this a serious loving post? Seriously?

Like, my brain knows that the entire reason why terrorism and mass shootings exist is precisely because most people are gullible morons who will willingly live their lives in fear of extremely unlikely events, as long as those events are sufficiently publicized and obsessed over.

Still baffles me when I actually encounter such a stupid person first-hand.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

why dont you come on over and have a goon meet with nooner and me at the bowling alley

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
heres wot sucks its the tsa

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
tsa took my shaving cream

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sounds like everyone just needs to reLAX :smuggo:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

this is an effective way to steal luggage

lol that was my immediate thought too

am i a bad person

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Smythe posted:

tsa took my shaving cream
goondolences about your dinosaur embryos

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Moridin920 posted:

lol that was my immediate thought too

am i a bad person
yes but we already knew that

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Land of the free (to panic over everything)

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

well, at least the pigs got to point their guns at an unarmed black dude

could you imagine how disappointed they would have been?

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
americans are so expecting to be gunned down in mass violence a couple loud pops shut down one of the biggest airports in the country.

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005

Smythe posted:

why dont you come on over and have a goon meet with nooner and me at the bowling alley

i thought you weren't allowed to tell people to kill themselves anymore??????

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

yes but we already knew that

my second thought was 'drat the cameras tho' but then my 3rd thought was 'but whatever they don't know whose randomly dropped poo poo is whose just look like you're doing what you're supposed to be doing'


then it was everywhere I go all I ever seem to hear is bang bang bang bang

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
also im not lying on the ground and waiting im running the gently caress away sorry lol what kind of advice is that

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Please let the loud noises be English...

Please let the loud noises be English...

Please let the loud noises be English...

Please let the loud noises be English...

Please let the loud noises be English...

Please let the loud noises be English...

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

AugmentedVision posted:

Is this a serious loving post? Seriously?

Like, my brain knows that the entire reason why terrorism and mass shootings exist is precisely because most people are gullible morons who will willingly live their lives in fear of extremely unlikely events, as long as those events are sufficiently publicized and obsessed over.

Still baffles me when I actually encounter such a stupid person first-hand.

nice meltdown

im actually posting from my bunker 15 feet below, so you'll be sorry when it happens to you. *clutches my AR and breaks out some ramen ration*

need to ask my mom for some more, im running low on ramen ration...

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

AugmentedVision posted:

Is this a serious loving post? Seriously?

Like, my brain knows that the entire reason why terrorism and mass shootings exist is precisely because most people are gullible morons who will willingly live their lives in fear of extremely unlikely events, as long as those events are sufficiently publicized and obsessed over.

Still baffles me when I actually encounter such a stupid person first-hand.

i mean yeah but tbf if I was just trying to get to my gate and I looked up and there were a bunch of people running the opposite direction and screaming I'd probably just take that at face value because the risk is not really worth the gamble there

i prolly wouldn't drop my hand luggage tho bc i'm not a bitch lmao

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
I would change into my ninja gi and get ready to kick rear end, personally.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
id prolly just run back to my car or if I was arriving to the parking lot

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Lastgirl posted:

nice meltdown

im actually posting from my bunker 15 feet below, so you'll be sorry when it happens to you. *clutches my AR and breaks out some ramen ration*

need to ask my mom for some more, im running low on ramen ration...
I'm talking about normies, not preppers so that joke doesn't really land

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
john wayne airport is so much better, LAX can go walk off the santa monica pier

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
isn't that just a commuter airport though?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Moridin920 posted:

isn't that just a commuter airport though?

sort of its mostly domestic and only has one runway, but its still the best way to fly to so cal...plus departures feel like getting launched in a Saturn V rocket thanks to a noise abatement courtesy of the rich ppl in Newport Beach

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Mariana Horchata posted:

sort of its mostly domestic and only has one runway, but its still the best way to fly to so cal...plus departures feel like getting launched in a Saturn V rocket thanks to a noise abatement courtesy of the rich ppl in Newport Beach

actually burbank is better in every way unless ur going to someything south of the orange curtain

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Guys, guys, guys

:smuggo: These people just need to reLAX :smuggo:

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Smythe posted:

actually burbank is better in every way unless ur going to someything south of the orange curtain

oh i thought that one was GA only...

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