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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Jack in the Box's chicken sandwiches are better for eating, but are they better for jacking?

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
oh no i missed out :(

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





The internet sure is a wacky place!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
I'll need a box of chicken tenders, a gallon of honey Dijon, and a shake weight

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
bah bah bah bah bah



im loving it

#mcdicken

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
so how did you guys feel about sausage party

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

BillmasterCozb posted:

so how did you guys feel about sausage party

oh nooooooooooo

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
why is nobody talking about how big that mans penis is

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

Sharzak posted:

why is nobody talking about how big that mans penis is

Looks pretty normal to me

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Putty posted:

oh nooooooooooo

its literally the same thing

Icept
Jul 11, 2001

generative grammer posted:

stupid millenial social media additced noob: Welll that's enought internet for me this week.... how can you do that to chicken food
totally twisted golden age of goatse veteran: that guy didn't even cum what a let down

My youthful soul was fortified by the armor forged in the crucible of goatse, quenched in the river of tubgirl.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Mariana Horchata posted:

bah bah bah bah bah



im loving it

#mcdicken

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Keep on loving that chicken. :awesomelon:

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
it must suck to be the guy who hosed a chicken sandwich and your one day of glory is overshadowed by gene wilder

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

mao would be so proud



Unguided posted:

Jack in the Box's chicken sandwiches are better for eating, but are they better for jacking?

lol...jack in the box heheheh

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Ein cooler Typ posted:

it must suck to be the guy who hosed a chicken sandwich and your one day of glory is overshadowed by gene wilder

did gene gently caress a bigger chicken?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

SaltLick posted:

did gene gently caress a bigger chicken?

Was Richard Pryor in the chicken suit?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
At what point in the journey from farm to table is loving the meat not considered necro-beastiality? Im asking for a friend.

Metagrubs
Jan 5, 2015
Lipstick Apathy
After it gets turned into a sandwich numbnuts

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Sharzak posted:

why is nobody talking about how big that mans penis is

you're about to find out something very unsettling...

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

you're about to find out something very unsettling...

you need tweezers to jerk it?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

At what point in the journey from farm to table is loving the meat not considered necro-beastiality? Im asking for a friend.

This question is why I stick to watermelon.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Does he ever come or does he just jerk with the chicken all day?

Excelzior posted:

you need #mcchicken to jerk it?

I want to see the scene where the camera pulls away revealing the "Make it Mac Tonight" performer

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Sometimes guys with big dicks lose "sensitivity"

Oh Noes!

Keith Stack
Nov 5, 2008

I will be taping myself participating in the McChicken Challenge in order to raise awareness for ALS.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

At what point in the journey from farm to table is loving the meat not considered necro-beastiality? Im asking for a friend.

I would argue that post-butchery, most in the modern world would cease to see it as a dead animal and start seeing it simply as food. If the meat is hosed mid-butchery, it would be some horrible, as-yet-unnamed abomination.

Be careful loving the meat pre-cooking, though! Dick salmonella is no joke.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I'm not loving this animal im just tenderizing it

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


the gently caress a 100 mcchicken sandwiches challenge

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
this is bullshit because he has clearly removed the chicken patty and is masturbating with an empty bun. a mcchicken without chicken in it is by definition not a mcchicken

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Okay I'll come out and say it: I think the guy was black

I normally look at the floor and hit backspace when a naked black man enters the frame, but im fairly certain that was a bare black cock.

Lemme watch it a few more times...

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