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i kinda ran out of steam, what happens next? Supermans big day Superman looked in the mirror and straightened his tie. He took a deep breath and let it out. “Today is a big day for me.” He said to his image in the mirror, “I’m Superman and today is going to be something special.” He often spoke to himself this way, as he had just done. A quick glance at his watch told him it was time to go. Leaping out his bedroom window he did his usual flying maneuver into the sky, heading for the city. As Superman flew he checked the calendar app on his phone. Little butterflies of nervousness twiddled in his stomach as he thought about what he was going to do this evening. After dating Lois Lane for 6 years he was finally going to propose. They had dinner reservations at Marciano’s which overlooked the river, it was one of Lois’ favorite spots. But that wasn’t until 8:30, it was barely 9am and he some things he needed to do before then. First stop, his masseuse. He landed on the sidewalk just outside and dusted off his dark grey suit. Inside he greeted Katrina, the receptionist. “ ‘Morning Kat.” “Good Morning Mr. Superman!” She replied cheerfully. “Is he with a client now?” He asked. “Oh, no. Actually Mr. Nagoya isn’t in today, we have a fill-in.” “A substitute Masseuse?” Superman frowned at Katrina. This was highly unusual; Mr. Nagoya had never missed one of his appointments before. “I hope Mr. Nagoya is alright, it’s nothing serious is it?” Katrina shrugged. “I’m not sure, there was a voicemail this morning and all he said was ‘I’m not coming in today, there will be a substitute.’” “Huh.” Superman chewed his lip for a moment. “anyways, can I go in now?” “Sure, head on back.” She smiled. Superman returned her smile and walked past her desk into Mr. Nagoyas massage room. At first glance the room appeared empty but a voice from behind a Chinese folding screen instructed him. “Mr. Superman, please remove your clothing and lie face-down on the table.” The voice was deep and gravelly. Superman frowned. He recognized the voice. “Batman? What the-“ Superman stammered. “Don’t be so surprised.” Batman said as he came out from behind the screen, he was wearing the top half of his batsuit including the headpiece but minus the gloves. Superman glanced down and saw that in lieu of the leg and boots from the batsuit Batman was sporting tan cargo shorts and Birkenstock sandals sans socks. “I’ve been doing massages for years! I’m not all crime-fighting and brooding you know.” Superman still had not removed his clothing. “I don’t know Bats, this whole situation seems kinda weird.” “Dude trust me. I know what I’m doing, now get that suit off and let’s get down to business shall we?”
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the end
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 00:08 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:the end ... or is it?
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 00:09 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:the end i love it. high energy, right to the point.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 00:09 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:... or is it? sort of a cliffhanger...
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 00:10 |
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goldmine
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 00:10 |
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What if they had a gay super bat rear end baby together?
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 00:11 |
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Iron Prince posted:goldmine too shiny
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 00:12 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What if they had a gay super bat rear end baby together? the pen is your clamdestine and the paper is your boyster!
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 00:12 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What if they had a gay super bat rear end baby together? no stop you're ruining it it was perfect
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 00:13 |
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and then superman smooked a joint and ordered some fuckin' five guys burg s and fries
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 00:17 |
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Iron Prince posted:no stop you're ruining it it was perfect I guess superman was probably misreading signals again. Batman finishes the massage and leaves superman a human towel rack, cheeks rouged, never to speak of this again.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 00:17 |
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three weeks earlier....
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 00:18 |
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Supeman hesitated for a moment. "Eh, why not." He hung his jacket on the coat rack and took off the rest of his clothing. Batman admired Supermans figure as he climbed up on the massage table and lay face down. His muscle tone was perfect, his skin flawless. He truly was a "super" man.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 00:19 |
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JiveHonky posted:Supeman hesitated for a moment. "Eh, why not." Batman cracked his knuckles and began the massage. Slowly on the lower back, working each side of the coccyx. Little did he know that superman was on a wheatgrass juice cleanse, and he was feeling very relaxed. As batman leaned in to apply gentle pressure, a fountain of brown thunder erupted from supermans perfectly circular anus, spraying a jet of poo poo into batmans mouth and nose. He grabbed a towel and wiped his face. "Occupational hazard" he chuckled. Superman glanced over and saw the tightening bulge in his new friends rubber pants, and his spandex was getting a little tighter too. They both laughed, awkwardly. All superman could think of now was a nice juicy steak garnished with a rock hard penis.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 01:28 |
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It was nice, y'know. The ambiance. Scented candles. A gentle pan flute melody bounding through unkempt speakers. The gentle babbling of a plug-in fountain. Superman's magnificent physique relaxed as he lay upon the table. It was only when the table embraced him around the middle, and its pillow twisted apart into a toothy grin, thick goggles oozing up from with the case, that the Man of Steel felt uneasy again. He spluttered in shock. "P-Plastic Man!?"
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 01:28 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Batman cracked his knuckles and began the massage. Slowly on the lower back, working each side of the coccyx. Little did he know that superman was on a wheatgrass juice cleanse, and he was feeling very relaxed. As batman leaned in to apply gentle pressure, a fountain of brown thunder erupted from supermans perfectly circular anus, spraying a jet of poo poo into batmans mouth and nose. He grabbed a towel and wiped his face. "Occupational hazard" he chuckled. Superman glanced over and saw the tightening bulge in his new friends rubber pants, and his spandex was getting a little tighter too. They both laughed, awkwardly. All superman could think of now was a nice juicy steak garnished with a rock hard penis.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 01:31 |
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yes this was my isnpiration but i feel like we could tell a much deeper story with more "butt rubbing" instead of "butt loving"
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 01:33 |
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Wow that's coooool
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 01:51 |
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Batman should first weaken superman with a kryptonite-based massage oil
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 03:20 |
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a kryptonite butt plug would have some interesting implications
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 03:32 |
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JiveHonky posted:yes this was my isnpiration but i feel like we could tell a much deeper story with more "butt rubbing" instead of "butt loving" just do a find-and-replace with Superman instead of Batman and I think you got yourself a NYT Bestseller no problem
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:16 |
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Superman would have a pretty rough time trying to off himself. He would probably have to steal a kryptonite
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 05:01 |
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Meanwhile in a nearby room, head of security general zod was adjusting the zoom on the security camera. "Just gently caress him already" he growled as he spit crumbs into the screen
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 05:26 |
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Use this:quote:He's faster than a speeding bullet. He's more powerful than a locomotive. He's able to leap tall buildings at a single bound. Why can't he get a girl?
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I'll admit that I haven't actually read the script but I'll accept a producer credit and a percentage of the proceeds amigo
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 05:40 |
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idea for superman comic: lex luthor has an attractive woman giving out free candy bars, all of them secretly have powdered kryptonite in the flour or sugar or whatever hopefully kryptonite doesnt kill regular people or else i guess thatd be a bad day for everybody at the daily planet street
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 05:42 |
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You should really do Superman's Day Out instead where superman gets kidnapped but gets away into the big city and he's like crawling around construction sites and Joe Montegna is after him for the ransom money
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