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I was driving and i saw a flash of light in my peripheral vision and then heard a loud bang and it sounded like it hit my car. My first thought was like "woah who the gently caress is shooting at me" (I have a lot of enemies) that's my lightning story; hope you liked it
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:05 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:11 |
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Were you going 88mph
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:07 |
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that's called a stroke
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:07 |
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As stupid teens we were out parked in a car somewhere smoking a bowl. It was a little metal piece of crap, and when it was cashed I was sitting shotgun and looking for a place to set it down. The car cig lighter was the approximate size so i just slid it in . Heard a pop, smelled some smoke and not the good kind either. Somehow it'd fried out about 3/4 of the fuses in the car. This was before cell phones so there was no quick call to get us picked up.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:09 |
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perhaps you had a pulmonary embolism and the clot travelled to your brain causing a stroke
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:09 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:
I did voting 5
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:11 |
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seems likely. I have poor health
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:11 |
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whether it was a stroke or a bolt of lightning, you can clearly see how much god hates you now
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:15 |
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if your car was struck by lightning it should start talking to you and bringing you on crazy adventures with family-friendly levels of peril. if this doesn't occur within 24 hours then it probably missed you.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:25 |
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NVJ posted:Were you going 88mph Good 1st post
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:26 |
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satanic splash-back posted:that's called a stroke Solid auxiliary 1st
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:26 |
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Sid Vicious posted:perhaps you had a pulmonary embolism and the clot travelled to your brain causing a stroke Look who's been watching House!
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:27 |
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The Bananana posted:Look who's been watching House! guilty
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:28 |
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I have 4 minutes left before my ps4 finishes reinstalling Aliem: isolation
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:29 |
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:As stupid teens we were out parked in a car somewhere smoking a bowl. It was a little metal piece of crap, and when it was cashed I was sitting shotgun and looking for a place to set it down. The car cig lighter was the approximate size so i just slid it in . Heard a pop, smelled some smoke and not the good kind either. Somehow it'd fried out about 3/4 of the fuses in the car. This was before cell phones so there was no quick call to get us picked up. and now your ghost floats through something awful haunting every thread
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:30 |
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ROFLburger posted:and now your ghost floats through something awful haunting every thread And when I tried to go back to empty-quote him to show everyone, I couldn't find it. Then the wise old poster just looked at me and said "Son, he was permabanned back in '06."
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:34 |
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my apartment was struck by lightening while i was wearing headphone which were connected to my laptop which was plugged in. it felt like someone punched me as hard as they could on both sides of my head if your car was struck by lightening, i would think you would feel something
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:37 |
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it would seem that the lightening also did some permanent damage to your braine
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:41 |
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ROFLburger posted:it would seem that the lightening also did some permanent damage to your braine braien :sci101:
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:42 |
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A lot of people claim to have turned to Jesus while on a long lonely drive. As if being anointed with hot holy oil at 75mph
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:42 |
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sounds like swamp gas to me
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:57 |
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I read the title as "I think my cat got struck by lightning" and I was curious to see what made you suspect that.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 03:00 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j18e_ID-DpA
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 03:05 |
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:As stupid teens we were out parked in a car somewhere smoking a bowl. It was a little metal piece of crap, and when it was cashed I was sitting shotgun and looking for a place to set it down. The car cig lighter was the approximate size so i just slid it in . Heard a pop, smelled some smoke and not the good kind either. Somehow it'd fried out about 3/4 of the fuses in the car. This was before cell phones so there was no quick call to get us picked up. why would you stick something metal into a power outlet and think you were being smart
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 03:29 |
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thats whats known as loud light most people arent even aware that light makes loud noise a little more than half the time
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 03:34 |
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reallivedinosaur posted:why would you stick something metal into a power outlet and think you were being smart Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:As stupid teens we were out parked in a car somewhere smoking a bowl.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 03:40 |
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ok but this reads like a ridiculous anti-drug propaganda commercial where the kids get high and the one takes his dads gun out and shoots the other one
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:29 |
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i once got chased by either a swamp gas or a goddamn will o' the wisp
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:39 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:And when I tried to go back to empty-quote him to show everyone, I couldn't find it. Then the wise old poster just looked at me and said "Son, he was permabanned back in '06."
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 04:41 |
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It's your fault that a herd of reindeer was struck by lightning in Norway, killing at least 323 of the animals? it happens.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 05:25 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:11 |
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I had a similar experience only it was a UFO that shot some sort of beam that hit the car. I was scared for a moment, the felt very light and peaceful. When I came to I was on the planet Zergnomph. That's my Zergnomph story, hope you liked it.
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