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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
if wwe had any spine whatsoever they'd build to an hhh/stephanie match. because that's the most logical storyline coming out of raw tonight.

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


oatgan posted:

Triple H is mad at Steph and Seth's relationship did you see that long hug they exchanged before the match

Triple H/Angle was one of the best feud in his career so I'm fine with a rehash of that.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Tonight's ending has a Trump fan endorsement

sad!

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

oatgan posted:

Triple H is mad at Steph and Seth's relationship did you see that long hug they exchanged before the match

do you really think steph is cheating on hunter with Seth "wow what a ho-hum dinkler" rollins

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent
http://i.imgur.com/iveMIbp.gifv


Also, please change the thread title to "leg drop me please dad"

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

MotU posted:

do you really think steph is cheating on hunter with Seth "wow what a ho-hum dinkler" rollins

How do we know HHH's dinkler isn't even more shameful

SpiritOfSanDimas
Oct 31, 2012

its cool that the WWE literally has no ideas other than a heel Authority, and inevitably returns to it every 6 months

They should freshen it up by having one of Triple H's kids be the head of it in a King Joffrey type role

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

I'm a wizard and I love Triple H.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

SamuraiFoochs posted:

How do we know HHH's dinkler isn't even more shameful

you just kinda gotta have a feel for these things

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


SamuraiFoochs posted:

How do we know HHH's dinkler isn't even more shameful

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Baron Corbyn posted:

Triple H, Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho starting a dads faction.

Yeah, I was just thinking that they didn't break up Jericho and KO to make this happen, and even had Jericho cutting a promo that he expected his good friend KO to win. So we might have an Owens/Jericho/HHH faction now, which is just all the :smug:

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Guys.

The top championships in WWE have most recently belonged to Tyler Black, Jon Moxley, Prince Devitt, and Kevin Steen.

AJ Styles is gonna win one off Moxley after Moxley has had a lengthy run as one of the most universally beloved top faces in the company.

Imagine me typing that in 2010.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

MotU posted:

you just kinda gotta have a feel for these things

I'd like to have a feel for those things, but I think Triple H would get mad at me.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011



Who is the unfortunate man with a coconut for a head

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Great White Hope posted:

It would be a great heel move to talk poo poo, and when you're called out on being full of poo poo, make the hero who is correct on every point fight a monster.

eh, no different than teddy long making bad guys fight the undertaker

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
So does this make Owens the third NXT champ to become WWE World (or Universal) champ?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Great White Hope posted:

Who is the unfortunate man with a coconut for a head

oh you didn't know

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Big Coffin Hunter posted:

eh, no different than teddy long making bad guys fight the undertaker

Except if someone challenged Teddy Long to fight, he would say "Playa look at me I'm little" while Bryan goes "I WOULD BUT MEAN OL' WWE WON'T LET ME :qq:"

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Triple H probably has a very small penis but hell, so do I!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Forceholy posted:

So does this make Owens the third NXT champ to become WWE World (or Universal) champ?

yes, Seth beat Jinder Mahal to be the inaugural champion

Owens beat Sami, and Balor beat Owens.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Great White Hope posted:

Except if someone challenged Teddy Long to fight, he would say "Playa look at me I'm little" while Bryan goes "I WOULD BUT MEAN OL' WWE WON'T LET ME :qq:"

bryan has had concussion issues and you're a bad person for making fun of him when the company is trying to make sure less wrestlers die early deaths

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

exploding mummy posted:

yes, Seth beat Jinder Mahal to be the inaugural champion

lol

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
just two years ago

https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/488378135461654528

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Being friends with the bucks is good luck

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Big Coffin Hunter posted:

bryan has had concussion issues and you're a bad person for making fun of him when the company is trying to make sure less wrestlers die early deaths

I'm not making fun of him, I'm all-but quoting him! Don't blame me for Daniel Bryan blaming others instead of admitting he has a health problem.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

that owned, it was the perfect set-up for a seth face turn AND owens is now the champ, if you're complaining because of the authority you're a little jerkwad and i'm gonna loving fight the hell out of you.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011



Wait is this the guy who played The Scribe in the Final Deletion aftermath?

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
So Owens is champ and Rollins is turning face?

Is... is WWE good again?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Grozz Nuy posted:

So Owens is champ and Rollins is turning face?

Is... is WWE good again?

Triple H is back soooooooo YES!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Kevin Owns

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
This was by far my favorite birthday present.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Rollins ain't turning face

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/NickJacksonYB/status/770459932759961601

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Guys.

The top championships in WWE have most recently belonged to Tyler Black, Jon Moxley, Prince Devitt....

No, no, let me stop you right there. I'm pretty sure that never happened.

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..
I love how the story ostensibly being told on-screen here exists entirely to be a smokescreen of plausible deniability for Smark King HHH's continuing efforts to get himself over.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



https://twitter.com/WWECesaro/status/770467391235055616

:smith:

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
So was anything from this episode worth going back to watch besides the main event?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



couldn't even give us an hour

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Grozz Nuy posted:

So was anything from this episode worth going back to watch besides the main event?

Dana Brooke makes a hot nurse

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

he's setting up a kayfabe injury, fellas, to justify the next loss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP_9zH9Q44o

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