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Here are some ground rules: -Time stops, everything freezes, and everything returns to normal when you unfreeze time. People will obviously notice if things have moved or if you have moved -You will age when time is frozen. I see no way around this, your heart is still beating and whatnot. So if you freeze too much time, people are going to think you have aged very quickly -You cannot bring anyone with you in the frozen time world, it's just you So what would you do? One thing that I think would be difficult is transportation. It would be very hard to drive because the roads would be full of "parked" cars. Seems like biking or a motorcycle might be the way to go. Anyway, would you do good things? Bad things? Robin Hood type things that could fall into a grey area?
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probably smell ladies' bottoms on the subway tbh
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Aug 30, 2016 16:50
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Whatever Rick and Morty did. Wouldn't let my parents get moldy though.
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Aug 30, 2016 16:52
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Rob banks, kill people I don't like, break into a police evidence locker and steal all the drugs, put LSD in people's frappucinos at starbucks
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Aug 30, 2016 16:52
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What would you do op?
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Aug 30, 2016 16:54
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I'd find out where Op lives and post from his phone or cpu and get him permabanned and/or arrested somehow
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Aug 30, 2016 16:55
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Free groceries. I'm a simple man with simple needs.
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Aug 30, 2016 16:56
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VendaGoat posted:What would you do op? I would like to say I would do good things, but I would almost certainly just steal everything that I would normally buy at any store. Plus probably everything that Nigmaetcetera said.
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Aug 30, 2016 16:56
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This would also be good for taking naps, but I would try not to abuse that since I would still be aging.
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Aug 30, 2016 16:59
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Help my friends out.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:00
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i would definitely end capitalism with two swords on my back, one steel and one silver
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Aug 30, 2016 17:00
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I think one of the things I would do, is going into the Oval Office and rip a huge, wet fart.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:02
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VendaGoat posted:I think one of the things I would do, is going into the Oval Office and rip a huge, wet fart. Assuming you don't live near DC, how would you get there? It seems to me it would almost impossible to travel long distances. An exception of course would be if you could fly a plane, but not sure how that would work with no air traffic controllers and planes just hanging in the air and whatnot?
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Aug 30, 2016 17:03
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Kill Joseph Joestar.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:04
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catch up on my masturbation that backlog really builds up
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Aug 30, 2016 17:06
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OctoberBlues posted:Assuming you don't live near DC, how would you get there? It seems to me it would almost impossible to travel long distances. An exception of course would be if you could fly a plane, but not sure how that would work with no air traffic controllers and planes just hanging in the air and whatnot? now youve got me confused, so if we're unfrozen, can we bring things out of frozenness or whatever if i walk up to a car, can i not open the door, turn it on, steal it and drive it? is everything glued to the loving earth and literally the only purpose is looking at girls titties real close you creepy fuckker
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Aug 30, 2016 17:07
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Every time I met a guy for the first time I'd freeze time and jerk him off until he was just a split second from finishing then unfreeze time so right as he looked in my eyes he'd jizz in his pants and even if he were straight it would be hard not to question those kind of results. 
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Aug 30, 2016 17:07
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Sounds to me like OP is making all of this up and it won't actually happen.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:08
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extra stout posted:now youve got me confused, so if we're unfrozen, can we bring things out of frozenness or whatever No, you could steal a car and drive it, but it would be very hard to drive with cars all over the road that aren't moving.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:08
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OctoberBlues posted:Assuming you don't live near DC, how would you get there? It seems to me it would almost impossible to travel long distances. An exception of course would be if you could fly a plane, but not sure how that would work with no air traffic controllers and planes just hanging in the air and whatnot? Take a flipping plane to DC, freeze time, fart, unfreeze time. You gave us the power to freeze and unfreeze. Is doing a normal thing such a chore?
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OctoberBlues posted:Assuming you don't live near DC, how would you get there? It seems to me it would almost impossible to travel long distances. An exception of course would be if you could fly a plane, but not sure how that would work with no air traffic controllers and planes just hanging in the air and whatnot? Go there first then freeze time, obviously. Wait, can we only freeze time once? Because if so that's a pretty lame wish fulfillment fantasy. I'd be using it several times a day, and send videos of myself demonstrating my powers to news agencies all over the world. The video would end with me saying "All nations have 48 hours to surrender and cede control of their governments to me, The Time Master Chronos". If they didn't let's just say their politicians heads would start to have a tendency towards spontaneously falling off in public.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:09
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VendaGoat posted:Take a flipping plane to DC, freeze time, fart, unfreeze time. Well I guess you could do that, but you'd have to spend hundreds of dollars on plane tickets. Your money though!
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Aug 30, 2016 17:10
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OctoberBlues posted:Well I guess you could do that, but you'd have to spend hundreds of dollars on plane tickets. Your money though! I'm changing my answer to me spending eternity farting in your time frozen mouth.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:11
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Go there first then freeze time, obviously. Wait, can we only freeze time once? Because if so that's a pretty lame wish fulfillment fantasy. I'd be using it several times a day, and send videos of myself demonstrating my powers to news agencies all over the world. The video would end with me saying "All nations have 48 hours to surrender and cede control of their governments to me, The Time Master Chronos". If they didn't let's just say their politicians heads would start to have a tendency towards spontaneously falling off in public. No you can definitely use it however many times you want. I'm just thinking that most of us don't have time to just fly to random places on normal days when time is unfrozen, so it would be preferable to travel when time is frozen, but much more difficult.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:11
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id definitely abuse my powers to get rich af and then probably try to fix the world and become a lunatic wearing a spike suit and calling my self The Shrike
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Aug 30, 2016 17:12
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sleep in longer before going to work.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:14
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Steal lots of money
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Aug 30, 2016 17:16
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meh if you steal it you still have to explain where it all came from and poo poo to the IRS just go to Vegas and abuse the gently caress out of it to win at poker/roulette/blackjack
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Aug 30, 2016 17:17
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Volcott posted:Kill Joseph Joestar. Live gorgeously forever.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:18
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:probably smell ladies' bottoms on the subway tbh If EVERYTHING is frozen, like planets stop turnin, everyone else's blood stops pumping, food stops bein digested etc, would bottoms still even have a smell? Like would the cool molecules that make bottoms worth smelling even be released? I bet you'd get one good whiff and then that's it, gotta move on 
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Aug 30, 2016 17:19
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How would one get rich the quickest? You'd still have barriers to vaults, brinks trucks aren't carrying that much money. Robbing some stores means you'd have to sell that poo poo on eBay and CL and gently caress that. I'd be too lazy to utilize this power beyond just stealing a bunch of stuff I'd like, but then I could just use my credit card right now if I really wanted stuff.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:20
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Kuato posted:How would one get rich the quickest? You'd still have barriers to vaults, brinks trucks aren't carrying that much money. Robbing some stores means you'd have to sell that poo poo on eBay and CL and gently caress that. I'd be too lazy to utilize this power beyond just stealing a bunch of stuff I'd like, but then I could just use my credit card right now if I really wanted stuff. Go to Vegas, act like a whale, play on high stakes poker/blackjack tables. win
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Aug 30, 2016 17:21
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Moridin920 posted:meh if you steal it you still have to explain where it all came from and poo poo to the IRS Yes, making large amounts of money would be interesting... gambling would probably be the way to go. You could also bet large amounts on sporting events and then personally walk on the field and gently caress with the results. Like loosen the ball in the RB's hands so he fumbles, etc. That would be a little more difficult I guess since gambling is only legal in Las Vegas.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:22
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probadly murder some people without repercussions. who are we kidding here?
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Aug 30, 2016 17:23
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Moridin920 posted:Go to Vegas, act like a whale, play on high stakes poker/blackjack tables. Blackjack would be pretty easy to cheat at, but they'd probably kick you out before you could make like super serious money. Poker might work better, but it would take longer.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:24
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You could probably set up some kind of jewel heist like get a job at the, jewel factory and rob the vault then be like "look I was here on camera the whole time"
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Pervert stuff obviously. Ah but riddle me this, if you can only take yourself into stopped-time-continuity, how do you expect to do anything with any other physical object? To move or manipulate things you need force over time. You wouldn't even be able to move through the atmosphere if time is totally stopped for everything else. The only way I see it as even remotely doable would be to ensure a small radius around you is enveloped within your termporal "things can happen here" zone.
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Nathilus posted:Pervert stuff obviously. Yeah, you basically have to use a cheat code for this... But since no one has ever frozen time before we'll just say it's one of those weird cosmic things where you can actually still move everything.... yep.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:27
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OctoberBlues posted:Here are some ground rules: 
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This feels like blatant cross thread promotion to me?!?!
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