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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
i hope brown pulls a gun on the cops then gets wasted. thats honestly the best way this can end, espcialy if its live.

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Minimalist Program posted:

What is the bae, and your friend Harvey, talking about?

the alleged altercation with chris brown

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
it wuld be cool if a huge plane erupted from the cieling of this gaudy compound and chris flew away to rejoin my other friend Chris Dorner

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

Minimalist Program posted:

I am blaming them hard, but also consuming their media and cl icking their links, thus fuelling the very system (beast? machine???) I so despise.

I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Moridin920 posted:

Baylee

hahahahahahaha loving white people

She's named after what her mom drank while she was pregnant.

She's also doing a lot better in life than her little brother, Absinthe.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i hope brown pulls a gun on the cops then gets wasted. thats honestly the best way this can end, espcialy if its live.

what if they send in a girl cop :ohdear:

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i hope brown pulls a gun on the cops then gets wasted. thats honestly the best way this can end, espcialy if its live.

You seem well adjusted.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Is he the dude that beat up Tina Turner?

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

It would be cool if they killed Chris brown

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

She's named after what her mom drank while she was pregnant.

She's also doing a lot better in life than her little brother, Absinthe.

*looks up from penciling name on scantron* B L E A C H "that explains a lot..." *camera pulls out to reveal 45 year old man in third grade glass*

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Now he's a felon out of nowhere what.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Jesus Christ posted:

Is he the dude that beat up Tina Turner?

No that was Lando.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
omg shoot him you coward pigs

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Come on LAPD... channel 1991 and beat him to death right in front of the cameras :fap:

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005
This would be one of the rare times I'm rooting for the cops to shoot a black man

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I Slaughter Thousands Of Chris Browns With Grenade Launchers And Bazookas. I Insanely Brutally Murder Huge Amounts Of Chris Browns.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

William Stoner posted:

I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship

Nice

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

generative grammer posted:

I Slaughter Thousands Of Chris Browns With Grenade Launchers And Bazookas. I Insanely Brutally Murder Huge Amounts Of Chris Browns.

Good. Take out Fox 10's godawful "digital anchors" next.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

MG3 posted:

It would be cool if they killed Chris brown

HAhaa yes and also me, for unrelated reasons (crippling derpression)

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Remember everyone: you can pull a gun on a thick white girl but not on your own emotions.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
How many times I gotta tell that rear end to come over?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

generative grammer posted:

I Slaughter Thousands Of Chris Browns With Grenade Launchers And Bazookas. I Insanely Brutally Murder Huge Amounts Of Chris Browns.

drat dude, even one would be a lot

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Lien rear end Bitch Just Want The Fame All My Chris browns Fans REPORT HER PAGE SHE JUST WANT THE FAME #TeamBreezyHoe

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Keg posted:

Chris Brown hates women.

On the contrary he only beats them because he loves them.

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

Smythe posted:

here is the gal that our man chris allegedly pulled his epic "gat" on: https://www.instagram.com/bayleecurran/?hl=en

gently caress white chicks are crazy... totally on CB's side so far...

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Bug Bill Murray posted:

This would be one of the rare times I'm rooting for the cops to shoot a black man
GBS is racist.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
YOU PROLLY SMELL LIKE ONIONS HOE🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

Stfu u hoe u lieing prostitute lookin ahh niggah

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Nonsense posted:

Now he's a felon out of nowhere what.

Hillary conspiracy. Chris was going to lead the black people over to trump. This is all a false flag

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

I mean they won't kill him but think Of how crazy it would be if they did

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Maybe he "accidentally" smoked meth laced weed. It would explain things.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Keg posted:

Chris Brown hates women.

please use the hashtag Keg, we've been over this

#chrisbrownhateswomen

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Biggest celebrity ever since Michael Jackson and they can't stand to see him living life better than their broke rear end. TMZ needs to get all facts not half rear end one sided stories. Hoes not invited need to stop trying to chase someone who never wanted your white rear end. Don't touch poo poo that ain't yours didn't your momma teach you better going into someone's home and all up in there poo poo!! Leave him the gently caress alone! We will always support @chrisbrownofficial 💚

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

he probably hates getting shot by cops too. or he will soon anyway

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

TTerrible posted:

The comments on her latest picture :yikes:

Chris Brown fans are vicious, they blamed Rihanna for pissing him off enough to beat her face in

It's like white knighting combined with battered wife syndrome

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

lmao this is fantastic, who would have thought the guy who beats his girlfriend would pull a gun on someone

why was this guy even remotely in good graces with anyone since then anyway

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

TTerrible posted:

The comments on her latest picture :yikes:

"YOU THE TYPE OF BIH THAT'LL GO TO THE ZOO & STEAL GOAT MILK FOR NO REASON"

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Police Bomb robot gonna got 2 for 2 I can feel it

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
lol if you think the cops are gonna shoot a multimillionaire black recording artist on live stream with all the poo poo that's been going down lately

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Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

generative grammer posted:

I Slaughter Thousands Of Chris Browns With Grenade Launchers And Bazookas. I Insanely Brutally Murder Huge Amounts Of Chris Browns.

410,757,864,530 DEAD CHRIS BROWNS

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