reverse russian roulette

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mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Wanna play? Heh heh, it's a real short game. Chamber 6 out of 6 is empty. The rest...

Post and play.

The gun:

code:

package russianroulettegenerator;

import java.util.Random;

public class RussianRouletteGenerator {

    private static void pullthetrigger() {
        Random trigger = new Random();
        int chamber = trigger.nextInt(6) + 1;
        System.out.println(chamber);
    }
    
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        pullthetrigger();
    }
    
}

The bullets:

# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:12

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misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

I don't fear deth.

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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:16

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

I'm terrifically scared of death, though. But deth is fine.

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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:16

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

misty mountaintop posted:

I don't fear deth.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:17

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Kinda jumped the...gun...on that one.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:22

Piso Mojado

you're always playing Russian roulette when using Java.
:goonsay:

# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:35

AAB

roulette.py :evilbuddy:

# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:37

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

I just happened to have NetBeans open. You guys wanna play...?

# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:42

Piso Mojado

if I win, you probe yourself?

# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:43

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

No. You live. Something else might happen down the line for winners

# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:45

Piso Mojado

okay i'm your huckleberry

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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:48

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

YOPO! You Only Probe Once!

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:49

Lastgirl: Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

plul the rigger 4 me thanx in abance

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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:52

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

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# ? Aug 31, 2016 03:14

Piso Mojado

I can't wait to find out if I shot myself or if catbrush gets shot. either way, everyone is a winner when it comes to gun violence

# ? Aug 31, 2016 03:21

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Piso Mojado posted:

okay i'm your huckleberry

Uxzuigal posted:

YOPO! You Only Probe Once!

6! You live!

Lastgirl posted:

plul the rigger 4 me thanx in abance

5...

Luvcow posted:

5...how random is this.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Aug 31, 2016 03:23

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Well, I'm gonna clean my gun before bed.

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paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Aug 31, 2016 03:42

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

mister magpie posted:

Well, I'm gonna clean my gun before bed.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Aug 31, 2016 03:42

AAB

So many posters going down you might say this thread is... executable

# ? Aug 31, 2016 03:47

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

AAB posted:

So many posters going down you might say this thread is... executable

What to take a shot at it?

Anyone?

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Aug 31, 2016 15:28

FactsAreUseless

A gun that brings someone back to life one time in six

# ? Aug 31, 2016 15:29

AAB

mister magpie posted:

What to take a shot at it?

Anyone?

nervously looks around

compiles one last time
does another admin push to the master branch

uhh
.....ok?

# ? Aug 31, 2016 15:57

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Let's do this, let's make it happen

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# ? Aug 31, 2016 16:43

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Nevermind, I lost my buttons a day early so I can't continue this.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Aug 31, 2016 18:14

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:31

FluffieDuckie

mister magpie posted:

Nevermind, I lost my buttons a day early so I can't continue this.

i'm sorry

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Aug 31, 2016 18:21

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