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stories. And not just Saltines. Well prairie poo poo, Blacks and Whites and the Chinks and Irish, everybody. Cross-posted from DnD "Hunting black folks like always" thread: ... Cops don't just screw with blacks you know. I myself have had the opportunity to admire the fine polish and workmanship of the bore of an Ithaca riot gun aimed eighteen inches from my face. It was a case of mistaken identity- some guys had robbed a store in a car that looked like mine. 3 cops aiming guns at us-unwavering- one for each of us- ready to execute us if we twitched. There was a judgmental hate in their staring unblinking eyes. This went on for an hour as they tore our car to pieces looking for guns and dope. they even ripped out the seats. These were cops from the very white and conservative (at the time -1970's) City of Torrance in the South bay area of Ellay, and were renowned for rousting cars with more than 0 Black persons in it. They had a term "Four-a-jack", which meant 4 blacks in a car. Four-a-jack on the radio meant stop these assholes right now and roust 'em, and destroy their ride as a deterrent to not come back, as they did mine... This term was revealead in a lawsuit. They were regularly sued for brutality and misconduct, costing the city several million dollars a year. The wealthy Honkie citizens wanted the cops to keep the icky Blacks out of their lily town, and they did. It didn't work. In the long run, all the old White geezers, many ex-military, either died or bolted. Last time I was there, it was basically Mexico like much of Ellay. GOOD. ... Ever since, I shiver a bit with fear when I see a cop in my rear-view. I don't hate cops in general but I hated those Torrance PD cocksuckers like I hate poisonous reptiles and for the same reason- they were a hazard to my life. We weren't even black, just ordinary hippie potheads, but as trespassing Undesirables, they saw fit to terrorize us and put us in fear of our lives cuz, yah know, longhaired hippy creeps. So to quote Dr. Dre- "gently caress THA' POLICE" You never forget a gun at your head- the mortal fear imprints images in your brain forever like a red-hot brand- which was their objective. To brand us. As I write, I can close my eyes and still see that death-bore clear as a flash-photograph, every little scratch and polish-mark, a little nick on the edge where it bumped against something hard, the last thing I would ever see. That branding has persisted to this day. They marked me forever. Now that I write this after 40-odd years, I'm getting red-hot pissed all over again and a bit freaked. Dammit, I don't want that memory. Fucken Bluejack bastards. Oppressors. Terrorists. They are not your protectors, they are not your friends, they are there to arrest you and will beat or kill you if you object too much. ... How many Goons have been terrorized by our Boys In Blue? I want the horror stories. Might make a good thread. ... As it now is. I don't blame BLM at all now. E2: DnD? Drunk and Disorderly? Drunk and Disodorly? Dim and Disturbed? Daft and Disorganized? Discordant Dingbats? Oh somebody stop me. If I seem angry, it is because they keep probating me for my brilliant and razor-keen incisive posts. Those pencil-necked Sphinx-fuckers.
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immediately gas this thread and decapitate the op
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Aug 31, 2016 14:54
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+1 for op decapitation
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Hell Yeah posted:+1 for op decapitation
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Aug 31, 2016 14:57
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Enfield posted:immediately gas this thread and decapitate the op He should be killed
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Aug 31, 2016 15:02
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Good job with the cop thread. From DnD too? Also:Enfield posted:immediately gas this thread and decapitate the op
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Aug 31, 2016 15:04
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i don't know. DnD has some interesting characters like that one guy who was pretending to be black, but now you get probated for mentioning that was his shtick for multiple years until people figured out he was brown.
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Aug 31, 2016 15:06
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when i sold phones i got pulled over doing 105 in an 75 and i talked the cop down to a warning and then he came to my shop and bought phones for him and his 2 daughters from me
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Aug 31, 2016 15:11
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Once a copper pulled me over and told me my rear break light wasn't working then I told him I'd replace it as soon as possible and he let me go ACAB 
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Aug 31, 2016 15:14
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I was one terrorized by the Kansas City Royals
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I once got pulled over for doing 90 in a 60 on a highway and I talked the cop down from a speeding ticket to a 'failure to obey a stop sign' ticket. The other time I got pulled over for doing a 45 in a 25 and I talked him down to letting me go with a warning. Welp, that's my experience with being terrorized with cops. EDIT: Oh, but I do have a family member in the FBI and he's been terrorizing family gatherings for thirty years. He's a frequent guest analyst on Fox News 
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fits my needs posted:i don't know. DnD has some interesting characters like that one guy who was pretending to be black, but now you get probated for mentioning that was his shtick for multiple years until people figured out he was brown.  i want a link to when people figured it out
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I got very drunk and wandered into a terrible part of town at 4 in the morning and a few cops stopped to ask me what I was doing. They said the only reason a white guy would be in this part of town in the middle of the night was hookers or drugs. I told them I was just trying to walk home and they made fun of me for a while and one of them drove me home (turns out I walked 5 miles in the wrong direction and was about 12 miles from home) after making me promise not to throw up in his car. So yeah all cops are loving dicks, or something.
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Aug 31, 2016 15:20
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I once had a police officer tell me not to ride my bike on the sidewalk! (I was 12) The nerve of these bastards! Also one time they asked me if my name was X and I said no, and then they drove away.
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Aug 31, 2016 15:24
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When I was in high school and me and my dealer were busted for weed by our parents, the cops would literally follow me around town and pull me over for anything hoping I would lead them to drugs. The fact that I was a minority probably didn't help. It was more annoying than anything because it was one of those really snotty towns of noveau-riche douchebags and so I'd be the one held up as a "bad example" by the parents of friends who were literally chugging bottles of liquor and popping their parent's painkillers on a weekly basis. Then again a few years out of high school I ran into a cop at 5 a.m. while tripping balls and the guy was friendly and didn't seem to notice nor care that my pupils looked like dishplates, so 
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Aug 31, 2016 15:25
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Enfield posted:immediately gas this thread and decapitate the op Look you, this is a serious thread, did you not see the tag? I wanna get a line on how often the PD abuses citizens. But after all this ]is GBS, Land O' Buttheads, So... Maybe I shoulda posted in Drunk 'n'' Disorderly after all. frickin' hippies.
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PhysicsFrenzy posted:
I, too, would like to wallow in this
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I was going 68 in a 60 and the cop pulled me over and asked me how fast I thought I was going. I said I don't know, he said, "well slow it down in the future you was going 68 in a 60", I still have PTSD flashbacks of this harrowing incident.
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Aug 31, 2016 15:26
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One time a cop pulled me over for blatantly ignoring a traffic sign, got a warning. Being a respectable-looking white guy rules
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Is he (OP) dead yet?
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Aug 31, 2016 15:28
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Back in March a fucker decide to merge into my lane even though I was about half a car length in front of him. The cop who showed up was a a tiny lady sheriff deputy whose police belt was probably almost the same weight as her. A week later, I was leaving the vet with my dog as the same lady cop was coming in. Then she got winged by an AK that a crazy dude was brandishing while fighting his dad. That's my cop story. Thank you for your time.
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Aug 31, 2016 15:29
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One time I was driving across the country and got pulled over in Wyoming for doing 74 in a 70. I hadn't seen another car for 20 minutes and the cop was clearly just bored. He gave me an actual written warning and then we bullshitted a while about how much he liked his Charger (most cops were still driving Crown Vics at the time). All you people who constantly have trouble with the police should consider moving out of the city and reducing the amount of hair and melanin you have imo.
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Aug 31, 2016 15:29
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zimboe posted:Look you, this is a serious thread, did you not see the tag? I wanna get a line on how often the PD abuses citizens. Decapitate this freak, show him the error of his vile ways
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Aug 31, 2016 15:30
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I've "matched the description of a suspect in the area" a few times. Normally they lose interest in me once they search my pockets.
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Aug 31, 2016 15:40
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Enfield posted:immediately gas this thread and decapitate the op Posthaste
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Aug 31, 2016 15:40
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Captain Yossarian posted:He should be killed Well, it could a been, and then I wouldn't be here now to call you a fish-faced sphinx fucker. Happy now? ... When's the last time you feared for your life at the hands of another person? Ever? If not, you got no dog in the game.
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zimboe posted:Look you, this is a serious thread, did you not see the tag? I wanna get a line on how often the PD abuses citizens. its only a matter of time before mordrin artives on a screeching nazgul and the thread devolves into a bunch of whitebread dweebs arguing about police brutality with ypur retarded racist intermittent ramblings and stories from computwr janitors about how a cop farted on them
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I got the poo poo kicked out of me while he was yelling "stop resisting". The only resistance I did was put my hands up, he picked me up, slammed me into ground and starting kicking me in the gut. I was 19 at the time. I'm white and I honestly hate cops. The story: I was pulled over and they thought I had committed armed robbery. Mistaken identity. I was going to sue or do something but of course not a single lawyer would touch it without a HUGE retainer.
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Enfield posted:its only a matter of time before mordrin artives on a screeching nazgul and the thread devolves into a bunch of whitebread dweebs arguing about police brutality with ypur retarded racist intermittent ramblings and stories from computwr janitors about how a cop farted on them Please don't call out posters, it fosters a culture of cliques and exclusion. Just use the term "particular poster".
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Aug 31, 2016 15:47
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its not that i hate cops its that i hate authority figures that try to put me in a cage
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Aug 31, 2016 15:47
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notZaar posted:Please don't call out posters, it fosters a culture of cliques and exclusion. Just use the term "particular poster". really they should just indirectly metaphorically insult each other like in prison because thats what the cool kids do. in prison
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Aug 31, 2016 15:48
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One time a cop pulled me over and her first question was "have you been smoking weed?" because I had and my car reeked. I said yes and then she told my my tail light was out and let me go. I've gotten off a couple times from lady cops. Maybe they like my hair.
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Aug 31, 2016 15:49
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ive been arrested 4 times, i went to county jail for a few months, and ive known cops that are racist assholes but ive also partied with cops and drank moonshine and arm wrestled and some cops are good people. i think the answer lies... somewhere in the middle. anyways i hope you all die
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Enfield posted:ive been arrested 4 times, i went to county jail for a few months, and ive known cops that are racist assholes but ive also partied with cops and drank moonshine and arm wrestled and some cops are good people. i think the answer lies... somewhere in the middle. anyways i hope you all die Heroes get remembered but legends never die FYI 
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I was once pulled over for "doing 55 in a 54", as the cop put it. He wanted to search my car and even threatened to bring in a drug-sniffing dog when I didn't want to open my trunk. Luckily it was resolved and I went on to have a successful rap career, so I guess sometimes these things have a way of working out.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:One time a cop pulled me over and her first question was "have you been smoking weed?" because I had and my car reeked. I said yes and then she told my my tail light was out and let me go. Nice, I'd like to get off by some lady cops.
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Was with my bros and we got pulled over in a speed trap in lovely rear end Georgia. We couldn't find the car registration and were looking for it and I guess this spooked the young five oh because he threatened to put two in our chest and one in our heads if we didn't run such things by him first in the future.
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mind the walrus posted:When I was in high school and me and my dealer were busted for weed by our parents, the cops would literally follow me around town and pull me over for anything hoping I would lead them to drugs. The fact that I was a minority probably didn't help. It was more annoying than anything because it was one of those really snotty towns of noveau-riche douchebags and so I'd be the one held up as a "bad example" by the parents of friends who were literally chugging bottles of liquor and popping their parent's painkillers on a weekly basis. Makes sense. Why aren't you telling the story of the cops arresting you for sexual misconduct and harassment?
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Once I was riding with my buddy and he got pulled over for something stupid and the cop decided it was car searching time. Later we saw the cop off duty at the bar and he said he was just training a new guy and he bought us a beer.
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I was blackmailed by a cop. One day I came home and saw a police business card on my apt door with a handwritten "call, urgent" or something. I get in touch with a Pasadena PD detective who demanded to know my roommate's contact info without giving me any reason. I said that I felt uncomfortable because I didn't know the context and I wanted to check with him first to see what the hell had happened or an attorney. She said that I would be implicated in whatever it was if I didn't give his phone number then and there. Eventually I found out what had happened from my research-obsessed Caltech grad student roommate, and he had done something incredibly stupid. It was essentially a hit and run incident with a cyclist while he was in his motorcycle where the cyclist biked into him as he was turning into a parking lot. It happened right outside his office and he was late to a meeting. He helped the guy up and tried to exchange information but, according to him, the cyclist was in shock so he ran to his meeting. No one was injured but the cyclist's bike was totaled. Rather than staying, he ran to his meeting like 100 ft away. Ultimately, the cops did nothing, anyway, but I had to be blackmailed because a cop couldn't be bothered to wait for me to tell my roommate to call. TBH that's probably the only negative experience I've had with cops despite looking like a terrorist, but it's pretty unethical. zimboe posted:Ever since, I shiver a bit with fear when I see a cop in my rear-view. I had a cousin-in-law who is an LAPD detective and mentioned that Torrance PD are particularly...that way. They view themselves as the barrier between south central & the rest of LA. e: I have a few good cop stories, but maybe later.
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