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Favorite/Favourite subtitle?
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Revelations 11 12.50%
Resurrection 5 5.68%
Retribution 6 6.82%
All-Stars 66 75.00%
Total: 88 votes
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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

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Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
TQ Anniversary really doesn't like alt-tabbing. :(

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



That trailer REALLY doesn't want me to get a good look at the game.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Lurdiak posted:

That trailer REALLY doesn't want me to get a good look at the game.

I dunno what you're talking about, that is the game

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


FirstAidKite posted:

I dunno what you're talking about, that is the game

Is it a mobile game or something? That screen is tiny.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

it's called tate

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Lurdiak posted:

Is it a mobile game or something? That screen is tiny.

its an arcade game, you need to rotate your monitor to 9:16

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I hope the Direct today surprises me

in a good way, not in a Federation Force way

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


oddium posted:

psvr will be cool to put on a shelf next to a gameboy micro + rob + steel battalion controller
Actually my main worry isn't so much that they won't give us a use for it so much as they'll come out with a much better unit a year or two down the road and not offer any trade-in plan at all. It's already got a much better library upcoming than Virtual Boy ever got and more actual "game" games than Oculus/Rift did at launch.

On the other hand that's a ridiculously low bar to cross

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


In Training posted:

its an arcade game, you need to rotate your monitor to 9:16

You'd think they'd have a widescreen pan or something.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Lurdiak posted:

You'd think they'd have a widescreen pan or something.

:staredog:

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Lurdiak posted:

You'd think they'd have a widescreen pan or something.

i'm panning your posts, in a critical sense

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



I'm sorry that wanting to see the game at a reasonable size is weird to you.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Lurdiak posted:

You'd think they'd have a widescreen pan or something.
In a shoot 'em up? Don't you need to see everything?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


CrashCat posted:

In a shoot 'em up? Don't you need to see everything?

In a trailer. Dodonpachi is known for its spritework, showing it at such a tiny size is not good use of youtube real estate.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

lurdiak plays map games with fog of war off

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Sometimes I forget everyone but me is an idiot.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I dunno, I watched the trailer at full screen and thought it was fine

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Lurdiak posted:

In a trailer. Dodonpachi is known for its spritework, showing it at such a tiny size is not good use of youtube real estate.
Ah, I get it.

See that wasn't so hard to clear up, no need for everyone to get sad, semper games

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
please also clear this up: Why are all the anime girls missing parts of their bodies and why are they planes

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!


final fantasy 14 has a follower pet that's a dog that's a king



It rolls over on its stomach if you do a /pet at it

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

A strong king rolls over for no one

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

http://i.imgur.com/B65elBx.mp4

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
There's also a fatass sheep that walks lazily behind you so slowly that it falls behind and the game has to teleport it ahead for it to keep up with you. FF14 has a real good set of followers goin on.

edit: dont even get me started on the fat chocobo



Your character dangles a cabbage from a stick to make it run



but when you switch to flying mode they pull out a cake

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY

i said oh gently caress aloud when this happened

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
gamers

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post



semper

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


CJacobs posted:



final fantasy 14 has a follower pet that's a dog that's a king



It rolls over on its stomach if you do a /pet at it

Gestahl is the evil emperor from FF6, for you gamers born after 1998.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I like that the dog has Gestahl's haircut.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
Ha ha holy poo poo, they actually made that joke.

You're cool in my book, 14.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

"getting off my rear end early morning Saturday to run errands" is also one of my personal Z Moves

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Yoshi's Wooly World getting a 3DS port is nice and all, but I am far more excited about the 30 stop frame animations of Yoshi and his dog friend playing around on somebody's desk.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Lurdiak posted:

Gestahl is the evil emperor from FF6, for you gamers born after 1998.


what the heck does that have to do with--





ohh.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Speaking of Z moves, the 3DS version of Puzzle and Dragons was fun, and I hope we get Puzzle and Dragons X in the states.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


FactsAreUseless posted:

Speaking of Z moves, the 3DS version of Puzzle and Dragons was fun, and I hope we get Puzzle and Dragons X in the states.
Yeah, I like those sorts of games but I don't like the feeling of never getting anywhere. Also some of the games that only show up on mobile I just can't stand playing with those controls. I installed that Justice Monsters game or whatever and it took up half a gig and ran like poo poo on my tablet. Deleted so drat fast. I would totally play another pinball/peggle-ish game on PC or console but I can't deal with my poor old tablet trying to jank through it while eating half the battery in moments.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

CrashCat posted:

Yeah, I like those sorts of games but I don't like the feeling of never getting anywhere. Also some of the games that only show up on mobile I just can't stand playing with those controls. I installed that Justice Monsters game or whatever and it took up half a gig and ran like poo poo on my tablet. Deleted so drat fast. I would totally play another pinball/peggle-ish game on PC or console but I can't deal with my poor old tablet trying to jank through it while eating half the battery in moments.
PAD Z is fun. It has some really clever puzzle mechanics in how you move things and interact with stuff, it's not just a regular match 3. That's all present in the mobile version, but the mobile version is an F2P hell from which no fun escapes.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

Super Mario Maker is coming to 3DS!

...but you can't search by course ID, not all courses made on the Wii U version will be compatible and you can only share the courses you make locally.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

All that direct did was make me glad I already have a Wii U. Turns out the best advertising for the system would be to make bad ports of its fantastic games.

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Alfalfa The Roach
Oct 13, 2012

You need to be a badass first.
I'm going to buy 50 Poochy amiibo and no one can stop me

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