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Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
Dropbox got hacked. Elections got hacked. Political parties got hacked. NSA got hacked. Wikileaks is gonna drop the cyber weapon toolkit soon. What's your target holy grail hack before they clean up the zero day exploits?

I'm gunning for Melissa McCarthy nudes

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Photex
Apr 6, 2009




I'd like to know how big Batista's dick really is

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hoping for Barry Bostwick nudes

astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007

When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS

Photex posted:

I'd like to know how big Batista's dick really is

Did Macho Man gently caress a teenage Steph? Who was behind GTV? Who raised the belt?

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Hack the hack tools.

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
Yo folks check this sweet doc guccifer2.0 pulled right outta Pelosi's office



Directive: humor the blacks

Boomstick Quaid fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Aug 31, 2016

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
A bunch of Dropbox passwords got leaked guess I gotta go change the drat thing

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I used dropbox to share free pdfs of textbooks with my classmates in college. They were cool by me.

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I used dropbox to share free pdfs of textbooks with my classmates in college. They were cool by me.

If the hackers can link all Dropbox accounts together that'd be great by me

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Boomstick Quaid posted:

Yo folks check this sweet doc guccifer2.0 pulled right outta Pelosi's office



Directive: humor the blacks

oh great now shillary's gonna get this thread spammed and closed too

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
I hope that the big hacked dox reveal Wikileaks drops in October starts WW3 and we can all die in an orgy of nuclear fire and lovely twitter memes.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Can somebody tell me my Dropbox password? I forget what it is and I have to login to change it.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Keg posted:

Can somebody tell me my Dropbox password? I forget what it is and I have to login to change it.
Yeah if someone hacks all the dropboxes they should release the passwords so we can log into the drat things.

ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001

dookifex_maximus posted:

oh great now shillary's gonna get this thread spammed and closed too

OP will be killed so all in all a good development.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
The "Gibson". Hack the Gibson.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
Good thing I never used dropbox and save all of my poo poo on 3.5" floppy disks.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:

The "Gibson". Hack the Gibson.

Hackers was on cable last night, and let me tell you this: it holds up

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

i demand a prison term for the man who saw my tits

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

ManDingo posted:

OP will be killed so all in all a good development.

I'm going to get a full body tattoo of my last will & testament

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

oh no, my extensive cache of cat pictures has been breached!

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

EvilJoven posted:

I hope that the big hacked dox reveal Wikileaks drops in October starts WW3 and we can all die in an orgy of nuclear fire and lovely twitter memes.

:same: here's hoping!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i just finish watching mr robot season 1 so i'm ready to sniff your packets

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Boomstick Quaid posted:

Yo folks check this sweet doc guccifer2.0 pulled right outta Pelosi's office



Directive: humor the blacks

So basically just treat black people like they normally do.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

So basically just treat black people like they normally do.

the other guy is hitler he will take away your welfare

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I thought Bill Clinton already did that

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

mdm posted:

I thought Bill Clinton already did that

he is a first black president (plays saxophone like famous black "toots the sax man")

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

a hole-y ghost posted:

Yeah if someone hacks all the dropboxes they should release the passwords so we can log into the drat things.

lol

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

unless they've changed how it works recently, any devices registered to your dropbox account will still be able to access it even after you change your password. so if you change yours make sure there's not any poo poo you don't recognize on that devices list.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Harambe nudes

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Can't wait for the YOSSec boys to get a load of this baby.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
this is really what they were promising with cloud computing. starlet titties

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Boomstick Quaid posted:

I'm going to get a full body tattoo of my last will & testament

I did this and now my body is just a bunch of black scribbles cause of all the amendments :(

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

Sokrateez posted:

I did this and now my body is just a bunch of black scribbles cause of all the amendments :(

I'd say reserve the fluff stuff for the head in case you get captured by radical Islamic jihadists, who legally do not exist, and your estate would have a hard time proving in court that you ever had a head

Boomstick Quaid fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Aug 31, 2016

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

dookifex_maximus posted:

this is really what they were promising with cloud computing. starlet titties

It seems to me like the cloud sucks a lot of balls.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I'm going to hack all the money and then double it so that everyone has more money.

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

Ork of Fiction posted:

I'm going to hack all the money and then double it so that everyone has more money.

Woah... Cyberpunk Robin Hood

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

hack isis' mainframe

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

Parallax Scroll posted:

hack isis' mainframe

You mean Twitter and whatsapp?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
everyone's monitor turns on

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

mdm posted:

everyone's monitor turns on

oh poo poo

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