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I AM THE TOILET posted:okay okay okay now we live in the fictional universe where harambe was not killed but the baby was and now we're all pissed at the zoo for not killing that GOD DAMNED MONKEY Fists Up for Isiah
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DICKS OUT HARAMBE
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Sep 1, 2016 19:35
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FrankieGoes posted:There's only like 100,000 of these gorillas on the planet whereas there's like a billion dumb toddlers so maybe we should have just let Harambe have this one. more strange than the internet taking harambe to maximum meme is the entire rest of the world including educated adults too mature for memes being completely unable to understand that in a lot of measurements, it actually was a massive loss to earth as we know it to invest a bunch of time and money in forcing a rare animal of almost our intelligence to live in our environment we set aside for it, and then to kill it so that a future consumer, 1 of 7 billion, abandoned by it's terrible mother and criminal record having father, could continue to exist and buy poo poo made out of plastic, watch poo poo on electronic screens i hope to live long enough to see a side by side picture of the boy once he reaches harambes age, with a list of his achievements, so we can as a species in hindsight say "well, poo poo"
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Sep 1, 2016 19:39
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im sure the zoo's revenue directly related to harambe visits or even just divvy it up among major animal attractions would be vastly more than whatever this dumb rear end kid is going to make being just another cog in the machine from a pure economic value standpoint
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Sep 1, 2016 19:45
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hammurabi's code was more of a guideline, really.
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Sep 1, 2016 19:47
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What, exactly, is harambe's net worth? I wonder..
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Sep 1, 2016 19:51
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Sep 1, 2016 21:00
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I made a terrible thing.
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dick out harambe im piss
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