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My craziest ex was crazy as heck. Crazy I tell you. As crazy as a fire hydrant.
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Nostratic posted:Yeah, no juicy upcoming E/N story about driving across the country to hook up with my college ex. It's a true story, it took me a solid 3 years to really get past it and try dating again. Even when my then-future wife and I were getting serious, I spent a lot of time sweating when she was going to leave me. Unfortunately for her, she never did and now we're waiting for ISIS to attack my work place so she can collect my life insurance, plus the sweet-rear end death and dismemberment coverage :metal: she wasn't attracted to you anymore and was looking for a way out, but now twenty years later she realised you were one of the better partners she had after a series of trashy relationships and regrets it hope this helps
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Sep 7, 2016 11:08
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Lichy posted:she wasn't attracted to you anymore and was looking for a way out, but now twenty years later she realised you were one of the better partners she had after a series of trashy relationships and regrets it this is why it is important to date/befriend as many women as possible in your youth. 10-20 years later when you are in a lull there will always be a few women from your past who saw you with nostalga eyes. Facebook makes even long lost acquaintances easy to reconnect with, and they will!
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Sep 7, 2016 11:41
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Rutibex posted:this is why it is important to date/befriend as many women as possible in your youth. 10-20 years later when you are in a lull there will always be a few women from your past who saw you with nostalga eyes. This is true over the last five years I got mails from like, 3 different ex girlfriends who got divorced and were trying to recapture their youth.
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Sep 7, 2016 11:44
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Minimalist Program posted:This is true over the last five years I got mails from like, 3 different ex girlfriends who got divorced and were trying to recapture their youth. same, ones isn't even divorced yet 
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Sep 7, 2016 11:48
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same, except they were from my anime waifus facebook accounts that i created and then wrote from, to myself
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Sep 7, 2016 11:54
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Same, except they're suing me for child support and emotional distress
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Sep 7, 2016 12:01
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I don't seem to be having that problem.
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Sep 7, 2016 12:12
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Nostratic posted:Yeah, no juicy upcoming E/N story about driving across the country to hook up with my college ex. It's a true story, it took me a solid 3 years to really get past it and try dating again. Even when my then-future wife and I were getting serious, I spent a lot of time sweating when she was going to leave me. Unfortunately for her, she never did and now we're waiting for ISIS to attack my work place so she can collect my life insurance, plus the sweet-rear end death and dismemberment coverage :metal: "Mentally raped" from something she can't explain? Super upset about going to a concert for a band she really likes? Yeesh. She sounds crazy, and not even in a fun way. Glad this had a happy ending for you. She can go screw up somebody else's life.
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Sep 7, 2016 12:49
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Captain Splendid posted:- telling me she loved me after two months The rest is pretty crazyex.txt but this made me realize that there are goons way more emotionally unavailable than me.
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Sep 7, 2016 12:51
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Can you believe this oval office, we've barely lived together for a year and she just goes and dumps that three-word H-bomb like some clingy bitch. Severed immediately, good riddance to bad rubbish go find some other sucker. We weren't even married, jfc smdh.
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Sep 7, 2016 12:54
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Otisburg posted:The rest is pretty crazyex.txt but this made me realize that there are goons way more emotionally unavailable than me. Yeah, I don't think two months is too soon if you've spent a lot of time around each other. If you've only been on a couple of dates, that would be different.
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Sep 7, 2016 12:55
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Carmant posted:Im the batshit crazy ex
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Sep 7, 2016 12:59
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green chicken feet posted:Yeah, I don't think two months is too soon if you've spent a lot of time around each other. If you've only been on a couple of dates, that would be different. It was a long-distance thing from the get-go, we only saw each other every other weekend.
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Sep 7, 2016 13:26
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Captain Splendid posted:It was a long-distance thing from the get-go, we only saw each other every other weekend. Ok yeah looking at it as "the fourth date" rather than "two months of dating" does change the landscape on that one.
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Sep 7, 2016 14:07
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My craziest ex was a loving loon She was some kind of legal secretary, but completely prided herself on being "fierce" and all that other lame poo poo you see chicks post on facebook Everytime we'd go somewhere nice for a party she'd comment on how easy it would be to rib She was a huge parkour/crossfit nut Had a bunch of gimp suits she claimed were just "For fun" also had some whips and poo poo Completely obsessed with some guy at her night job Might have been a furry, definitely a crazy cat person
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Sep 7, 2016 14:12
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Owned a television Ate chicken
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Sep 7, 2016 15:12
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sinking belle posted:Owned a television Hello, that's me
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Sep 7, 2016 15:16
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sinking belle posted:Owned a television Aw poo poo, this is basically all I do
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Sep 7, 2016 15:17
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Sep 7, 2016 15:18
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Most of these emotional wounds seem to be self-inflicted.
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Sep 7, 2016 15:19
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loquacius posted:Aw poo poo, this is basically all I do Same, wanna be each others next crazy ex
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Sep 7, 2016 15:20
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Decebal posted:
I don't think it's a red flag or anything. If somebody does something in a dream, it may as well have actually happened as far as you brain is concerned. It's hard to just shake it off even if it was a dream because you still remember them doing it even if it wasn't real.
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Sep 18, 2016 00:11
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she was her sisters pet
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Sep 18, 2016 20:08
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dog buttz posted:I don't think it's a red flag or anything. If somebody does something in a dream, it may as well have actually happened as far as you brain is concerned. It's hard to just shake it off even if it was a dream because you still remember them doing it even if it wasn't real. this is so loving stupid holy poo poo
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Sep 18, 2016 20:17
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i saw gangs and h ave been initiated into multiple street gangs it is not that big a deal or something itll ur brain gets REKT
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Sep 18, 2016 20:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-nlvSKFLs8
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Sep 18, 2016 20:27
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dog buttz posted:I don't think it's a red flag or anything. If somebody does something in a dream, it may as well have actually happened as far as you brain is concerned. It's hard to just shake it off even if it was a dream because you still remember them doing it even if it wasn't real. You have a mental disorder if you can't distinguish between dreams and reality. Holy gently caress. You cannot be serious.
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Sep 18, 2016 20:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mp8a0ka7L8
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Sep 18, 2016 20:37
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hows it hanging dare?
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Sep 18, 2016 20:41
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flerp posted:hows it hanging dare? really enjoying this new death in vegas album- transmission
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Sep 18, 2016 20:59
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nobody speak posted:really enjoying this new death in vegas album- transmission im glad ur having a good time, stay safe out there
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Sep 18, 2016 21:00
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dog buttz posted:I don't think it's a red flag or anything. If somebody does something in a dream, it may as well have actually happened as far as you brain is concerned. It's hard to just shake it off even if it was a dream because you still remember them doing it even if it wasn't real. It's absolutely a red flag you nut case
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Sep 18, 2016 23:19
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I have see or heard every episode of 'I Love Lucy' like a dozen times. My crazy ex owned all the DVDs and would watch them all on a loop over 5 years.
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Sep 18, 2016 23:25
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proof of concept posted:this is so loving stupid holy poo poo Seriously. I've had dreams where I've cheated on my girlfriend or she has cheated on me, and the biggest sensation I get afterwards is immense relief that lasts for two seconds. Then I think "that was a crazy dream" and then I get on with my day.
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Sep 19, 2016 04:41
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Inzombiac posted:You have a mental disorder if you can't distinguish between dreams and reality. I don't think they mean that it's "normal" to be unable to distinguish between dreams and reality. However, it's quite common for someone to have a vivid dream shortly before waking up and for some of the emotions to seep into the start of their day. If you have a dream where someone does something that makes you furious, it's normal to feel a bit angry when you wake up. If that person is the person next to you when you wake up, you might be angry at them. Of course, a normal person quickly gains control of their senses and gets on with their day, and apologises if they were rude about it.
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Sep 19, 2016 05:54
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cmndstab posted:I don't think they mean that it's "normal" to be unable to distinguish between dreams and reality. However, it's quite common for someone to have a vivid dream shortly before waking up and for some of the emotions to seep into the start of their day. If you have a dream where someone does something that makes you furious, it's normal to feel a bit angry when you wake up. If that person is the person next to you when you wake up, you might be angry at them. this is so loving stupid holy poo poo
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Sep 19, 2016 05:56
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How unstable are some of you that your dreams do anything but give you some brief "huh that was weird" thought in the morning? Holy poo poo you all are scary. Edit: hell last dream that had anything on me was some terrible horror movie type drive that had me yell out in my sleep. Soon as I woke up I was all mother fucker that dream got me acting like something actually happened that was so stupid.
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Sep 19, 2016 06:22
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Anyone else figure that cmndstab probably gets mad at their partners/lovers in the morning for slights that happen in their dreams?
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Sep 19, 2016 06:24
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ha, yeah she was really something. what a character. i miss her so fuckig much.i had my shot and i blew it,i guess this is what dying alone feels like
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