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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

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JiveHonky posted:

My crazy ex was my first wife.

she started out with small stuff like burning any photos i had with other girls in them and starting big arguments over small things.

soon she escalated to screaming rage fits where she would smack and punch me and banging her head against the walls and floor.

one particularly wacky stunt she pulled was locking herself in the bathroom and threatening to shoot a giant syringe full of lidocaine into herself. (she had stolen a bunch of different drugs and stuff from the hospital where she worked as a nurse.)

anyone got any stories?

lol you married a nurse

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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

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extra stout posted:

the number of you who deal with even a single faked pregnancy and dont break up is confusing me

do i have unrealistic expectations of someone's humanity and sanity or are you all just incapable of leaving someone

a girl from tinder recently pretended to be a virgin to 'see how id react' and im already about to be done with this poo poo

surprise: i reacted the same way if she wasn't

what won't a man do or ignore for a nice rear end

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

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jesus gently caress

stop dating people who do drugs is my suggestion

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

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Nostratic posted:

Yeah, no juicy upcoming E/N story about driving across the country to hook up with my college ex. It's a true story, it took me a solid 3 years to really get past it and try dating again. Even when my then-future wife and I were getting serious, I spent a lot of time sweating when she was going to leave me. Unfortunately for her, she never did and now we're waiting for ISIS to attack my work place so she can collect my life insurance, plus the sweet-rear end death and dismemberment coverage :metal:

As for reasons, it's hard to explain. It's like trying to hug water. She said she was stressing about school, but later she was worried about planning the wedding (which we weren't needing to plan for another 18 months or so), her mom called her once at some point (but she never mentioned it to me, despite her having told me about how alternately absent and lovely her mom was), she felt "mentally raped" by... something she never bothered to explain? The reason seemed to change the more we talked about what happened, but I gave up at that last one. Oh, and apparently she didn't REALLY want to go to the Skinny Puppy show I took her to. Despite her being almost as big a fan as I was.

So yeah, dodged a bullet. But poo poo, it still hurt to see her name pop up when she messaged me on Facebook two or three years ago.

she wasn't attracted to you anymore and was looking for a way out, but now twenty years later she realised you were one of the better partners she had after a series of trashy relationships and regrets it

hope this helps

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