talk about your batshit crazy ex

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > talk about your batshit crazy ex

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

I got propositioned by 2 of my childhood sweethearts once. I was 4, they were 30. They spared me the romance the first time around. They at least offered me a cup of tea when I was 30. I declined. But they kept talkin about that tea. :shrug: