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Rape by deception: she didn't tell me she was really a man until after I'd already sucked her penis 
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Ok, real talk: One girl secretly shared all of our sexy time videos on the efukt forums where she was apparently a regular. This created some big internet drama when the owner's wife found one of our videos on his computer, resulting in him having to shut down the whole forums for a while. The funniest part is that I had no idea about any of this, and we had lived together too, until about a year or two ago, when I saw her name in an encyclopedia dramatica article. I called her out on it and she just laughed at me. Actually, she's more awesome than crazy (although she is crazy too). We're platonic best friends to this day, I had her over to my new house just yesterday.
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max4me posted:This thread is triggering to me. Whoa, you dated ice queen? I heard she had a stone cold booty 
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That's so loving gross. Efukt girl liked to do it to, not on my back but like, pimples. It's way too familiar, kills the mystery, kills the sexiness.
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Sep 1, 2016 15:02
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Nirvikalpa posted:i wanna be a coke fiend. how do you start? First hits free, baybay
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loquacius posted:It would be super ironic if this had been what caused her to lose interest all along Completely serious, I think it's related at least. Not only is it way too familiar, but we all know people want things that can't have. I say tease em a little, try to keep your body a little bit of a mystery, exciting like it is when you first start seeing someone. I'm not exactly an expert on good relationships, though.
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loquacius posted:Oh, I forgot, mine did this too This is hilarious to me. "I'm pregnant!!" "Well we haven't had sex in 3 months, so good luck with that." What a nutter.
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