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A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

It was something in FYAD I think. Back in my tender youth I had a summer where I was determined to be a forums superstar and posted there 24/7. Fast forward 13 years later (god I never felt more old than when I just typed that) and I only just recently dug myself out of having a negative post count.

Is that where negative posts come from, posting in FYAD?

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:39

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Lost my original account, but I believe that my first post was in a thread about 3DFX's Voodoo 5 5500 (1999 or so) and how goons shouldn't make the same mistake that I did by buying it. It was a wasted effort, because nobody else was dumb enough to do it.

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Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

i think one of those dwarf fortress let's play threads

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:27

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

A Strange Aeon posted:

Is that where negative posts come from, posting in FYAD?

yes

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:28

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

A Strange Aeon posted:

Is that where negative posts come from, posting in FYAD?

This is amazing to not know at 6 yrs. our community is truly fractured.

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bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Check my rap sheet, I got banned for my first post :smuggo:

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:33

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

bradzilla posted:

Check my rap sheet, I got banned for my first post

I looked it up and wow, that was a weak rear end troll to be banned over. standards sure have changed!

I'm glad SA has grown up with me

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just ray: Jan 3, 2014; by merry exmarx

something about pantsfish

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im gay: Jul 20, 2013; by Lowtax

can someone check for me i dont have post history

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Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

bradzilla posted:

Check my rap sheet, I got banned for my first post

Man, some blasts from the past in those threads. Forgot most of those Goons existed. The sad pathetic fate of all Goons.

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Principals Orifice: Aug 23, 2016; by Lowtax

Kuato posted:

Man, some blasts from the past in those threads. Forgot most of those Goons existed. The sad pathetic fate of all Goons.

ill4never forget you Kuarten

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:52

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Kuato posted:

Man, some blasts from the past in those threads. Forgot most of those Goons existed. The sad pathetic fate of all Goons.

what ever happened to two worlds

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:53

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

im gay posted:

can someone check for me i dont have post history

this is your oldest I could find--post 1000. Post history only shows 1000 apparently.

im gay posted:

alright boys i need some suggestions. i have four real life friends that have bones and they all want me to get it. but i want a ps4 and to upgrade my PC. suggestions???

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A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Darth123123 posted:

This is amazing to not know at 6 yrs. our community is truly fractured.

You're right, but I mean--every once in a while I look in FYAD and I just don't get it, so I never really got into what it was even supposed to be about.

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Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

It was something in FYAD I think. Back in my tender youth I had a summer where I was determined to be a forums superstar and posted there 24/7. Fast forward 13 years later (god I never felt more old than when I just typed that) and I only just recently dug myself out of having a negative post count.

hot dog day crew whatup whatup

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im gay: Jul 20, 2013; by Lowtax

A Strange Aeon posted:

this is your oldest I could find--post 1000. Post history only shows 1000 apparently.

damnn im a loving idiot

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Something stupid I'm sure

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Principals Orifice: Aug 23, 2016; by Lowtax

mind the walrus posted:

Something stupid I'm sure

never mind the walrus

# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:10

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

im gay posted:

damnn im a loving idiot

what only capturing the past 1000 posts does is let someone reinvent themselves, which is pretty cool.

like, you could post 2000 posts in some sub-forum and be a big idiot, but then decide to turn over a new leaf, and start posting good and true in some other forum.

and then after you've posted 1000 posts, the old big idiot you is gone, or at least very hard to track down, and you're basically a fresh new poster

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Sid Vicious posted:

never mind the walrus

I've been waiting 10 loving years for someone to make a post like this

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Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

Well not to brag but my regdate was even earlier, I banned myself at one point by posting nudes of another poster- my original regdate was 2/01 I think

anyway my first post was about 9/11

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Laurenz: Dec 21, 2015; They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

I've only been here for about 9 months and I've already forgotten what it was...and I'm too lazy to look it up...

# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:22

Principals Orifice: Aug 23, 2016; by Lowtax

mind the walrus posted:

I've been waiting 10 loving years for someone to make a post like this

it goes through my head every time I see you post and I have lost all inhibitions when it comes to saying things here in gbs

# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:24

im gay: Jul 20, 2013; by Lowtax

A Strange Aeon posted:

what only capturing the past 1000 posts does is let someone reinvent themselves, which is pretty cool.

like, you could post 2000 posts in some sub-forum and be a big idiot, but then decide to turn over a new leaf, and start posting good and true in some other forum.

and then after you've posted 1000 posts, the old big idiot you is gone, or at least very hard to track down, and you're basically a fresh new poster

thanks i needed that

# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:27

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Laurenz posted:

I've only been here for about 9 months and I've already forgotten what it was...and I'm too lazy to look it up...

Pretty innocuous if you ask me:

Laurenz posted:

I've lived in England for the majority of my life and growing up there were a lot of kids with braces. But no-one really had bad teeth.

I blame the council housed chavs.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:27

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Laurenz posted:

I've only been here for about 9 months and I've already forgotten what it was...and I'm too lazy to look it up...

You have koos probes ur ok

# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:35

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

I'm curious now. poo poo, it's probably something stupid and cringy.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:37

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Glasgow Kiss posted:

I'm curious now. poo poo, it's probably something stupid and cringy.

Here is your first post, I believe, since you have under 1000:

Glasgow Kiss posted:

Tamaryn - "I'm Gone

From a PYF "song you can't stop listening to" thread.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:40

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Glasgow Kiss posted:

I'm curious now. poo poo, it's probably something stupid and cringy.

How do u have a clean rap for 9 years?

# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:40

Laurenz: Dec 21, 2015; They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

A Strange Aeon posted:

Pretty innocuous if you ask me:

It sounds too sincere and straight forward.

CRINGE

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Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

i think I posted some bullshit about being a dickhead butcher at a grocery store

# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:49

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i think it was in some prank thread where someone said someone famous was dead, but it turned out they weren't

i was like "this is hilarious but don't try to rush to copy it you idiots, don't poo poo this place up with fake death threads"

and then the next April Fools day i posted a thread saying the Foo Fighters plane crashed and they were all dead lol

# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:51

Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

I don't remember my 1st one exactly, but I remember posting in PHIZ and PMing somebody apologizing to them because they called me out for being a noob. Then they publically called me out for being a noob, and realizing my mistake I then called them out for being a dumbass and many laughs were had. I was really stupid back then, I mean I still am, but I grew a little that day.

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CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

I'm really not sure what my first post was, but I bet it was a really good post.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:55

Bimmi: Nov 8, 2009; someday
but not today

Probably something about Warcrafts or Gundams, both equally shameful.

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let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

A Strange Aeon posted:

this is your oldest I could find--post 1000. Post history only shows 1000 apparently.

that's a p bad post

e: the game post not u for looking up the post

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Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

Whatver it was was a lie. Several humans have been murdered for just portending to know me

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Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

I made

in The Book Barn

Also, my very first post here was intended to be a gimmick and I was drunk, so I posted a long story about how my then non-existent wife and I enjoyed pegging, complete with a photo I found on Google Images.

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