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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

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Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007
that is too hot for tv

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
ugh i'm arriving B===========D~~~~~

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
:fap:

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
my boner here is not ironic

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
TANK RANK 10/10

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
tank tits

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I'd storm that desert

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Barrel is a little small for my taste.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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:jackbud:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

ikanreed posted:

I'd storm that desert

it really gets my motor going, if you know what i mean heh heh. it makes me want to blow my load, if you catch my meaning. i wouldnt mind using fire, maneuver, and shock effect, synchronized with othr maneuver elements and with combat support (CS) and combat service support (CSS) assets if you get my drift

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
sick tank top

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
tanks are like giant mechanical penises that roam the post apocalyptic wasteland firing their loads into terrified targets

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Enfield posted:

it really gets my motor going, if you know what i mean heh heh. it makes me want to blow my load, if you catch my meaning. i wouldnt mind using fire, maneuver, and shock effect, synchronized with othr maneuver elements and with combat support (CS) and combat service support (CSS) assets if you get my drift

Idgi :shrug:

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Brit tanks are hot trash

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I bet that thing has had a hundred guys inside of it

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

me neither

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

THAT'S A FUNNY rear end JOKE

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
like it must suck if in the tank world you are the big burly tank with just a little machine gun turret watching all the other giant gunned girthy tanks getting all the vehicle poon

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
tanks have treads so they can more easily mount the various trucks and maintenance vehicles they mate with

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
a smaller gun is more efficient

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Hell Yeah posted:

THAT'S A FUNNY rear end JOKE

I got a funny rear end joke.

Ehem. Why did the chicken cross the road? He was addicted to crack! :downs:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I'd CAP that rear end.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
my grandfather used to tell me stories of listening to the majestic mating calls of tanks during the terrifying nights of ww2. "they just want to be loved, its nature..." his voice would often trail off and you could tell he was really getting into thinking about those girthy tanks

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

It must be cold as hell for that nip to be peaking like that.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

its a little shorter than average but its girthy

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
not gonna lie, even though play tank and the other glossy tank porn mags were good, i always kinda had a thing for national geographic tank porn, so gritty and real

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Enfield posted:


its a little shorter than average but its girthy

ah dude, that tanks really loving short but he can def deliver his load when needed

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Enfield posted:


its a little shorter than average but its girthy

Woooooo take it off bebby!!! :woop:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
that chode tank makin me horny

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Have not heard the word "chode" for a while lol. :smuggo:

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003

Hell Yeah posted:

THAT'S A FUNNY rear end JOKE

hell yeah lol

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Have not heard the word "chode" for a while lol. :smuggo:

Smegma

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
Lol I remember payin money for 'my tank is fight"

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

A little flat for my tastes. Pointy turret too. 2/10

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Enfield posted:


its a little shorter than average but its girthy

great scott

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
how did u kno that im a gauge kween ??

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
lady goons do you prefer compensated or uncompensated just asking for a friend

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Enfield posted:


its a little shorter than average but its girthy

This is not a very faithful recreation of Metal Slug.
Where's the machine gun mounted to the rear wheel?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
How big are the tits in the tank top?

Bigger than Leslie Easterbrook?

If so :q:

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