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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



my junk keeps falling out of of my boxer flaps

im unwilling to buy new new button boxers

i just bought these

what to do?

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cnut
May 3, 2016

sever (your junk)

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
Wear them backwards? Duh..............

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Get some big boy pants. :clint:

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



garfield hentai posted:

Wear them backwards? Duh..............

wtf? did you even think this through? get serious

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


ethanol posted:

wtf? did you even think this through? get serious

It's actually a poop flap, hth.

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
balls in the rear end, dick in the pussy

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
Negro #1: Hell yeah!
Negro #1: You say let her stick my nuts in there like that.
Negro #2: Stick your nuts in there, nigga.
Negro #1: Spread them rear end cheeks.
Negro #2: Spread your rear end cheeks!
Negro #3: Spread your rear end cheeks girl, spread 'em up.
Negro #2: Spread them motherfuckers open.
Negro #1: Awwww, nigga.
Negro #2: Come on, spread 'em.
Negro #3: Awww, nigga. Get 'em .. get 'em -- spread 'em bitch!
Negro #2: Relax your rear end, nigga. Spread the cheeks.
Negro #1: He can get 'em in there, I'm trying to see if I can get my poo poo in there now.
Negro #2: Get 'em in there, dawg.
Negro #4: My balls too tight for that poo poo.
Negro #3: Awww .. that's right, bitch.
Negro #1: poo poo .. first nuts in there, right nut in that motherfucker.
Negro #2: That's right, bitch!
Negro #4: Nigga! My balls too tight for that poo poo, nigga.
Negro #3: Oh man! Freak that bitch out then, Tone!
Negro #2: Who you talkin' to, nigga?
Negro #3: Freak that bitch out then, Tone!
Negro #1: Awww, yeahhh.. Nutsack don't wanna leave that fuckin' rear end in a top hat.
Negro #4: N-Nuts -- nutsa -- nutsack in the rear end in a top hat. Let's see if you can flip the dick now. Flip the dick down the pussy!
Negro #2: Ohhh, clown on her.
Negro #4: Nigga, flip the dick --- AWW HA HOHO.
(background negros yelling)
Negro #1: Nigga, what - what.
Negro #2: That nigga clownin'
Negro #3: What, what.
Negro #2: Nuts in the rear end, dick in the pussay. Mmmhmmm. You's a nasty girl, ain't ya.
Negro #4: That's the first time I ever seen that poo poo like that.
(background negros yelling)
Negro #4: Nuts in the rear end, dick in the pussy. Aww poo poo nigga, what.
Negro #1: Now, I'm gonna go try this at home! I'm like poo poo, nigga,I'll sit there and do this at home. That rear end in a top hat tight, keepin' my nutssnug - it won't even let my nuts out the rear end.
Negro #2: How you like that, how you like that?
Negro #3: gently caress you, bitch.
Negro #1: Motherfuckin' rear end in a top hat don't even wanna let my nuts out ... rear end in a top hat don't wanna let my nuts out!
Negro #4: Now you gotta DP.
(background negros yelling)
Negro #1: You gettin' DP'd any god drat way. Look at that, assholedon't even wanna let my nuts out ... yeeeeaaah. God dammit, mmhmmm. Younasty rear end bitch.
Negro #4: Mmmm.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
fart

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
just let it ride

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



GOD drat IT NOT AGAIN

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
since we can't say "kill yourself" anymore, can we still recommend death as a viable option? because maybe the best answer here is "die so you never have to deal with this again"

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

wear boxer briefs, friend

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

tactically placed staples

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Dick Tape

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Traxis posted:

wear boxer briefs, friend

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Tape your dick to the wall and then fall backwards

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Hi the rules of the thead do not allow purchase of new undergarments as I already bought these from Walmart

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



zen death robot posted:

They take pretty much anything back.

I'm not leaving my hovel for another month when I run out of dew

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
FREAK THAT BITCH OUT TONE

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
just chop your dick off, dude. its what all the cool people are doing these days.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Iron Prince posted:

FREAK THAT BITCH OUT TONE

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.
I love it when my dick accidentally flops out of the flap and i'm like ay whats up.

Like a surprise visit from an old friend

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

tuck your dick in between your legs, secure with duct tape problem solved

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
my junk hangs below my boxer openings so that's good

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ill guard your cock and balls with my mouth, which is full of bleach and hornets

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Smythe posted:

ill guard your cock and balls with my mouth, which is full of bleach and hornets

where are the teeth

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Let yer poo poo swang

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I dont wear underpants

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

wtf that's not the sort of boxer flaps i was expecting from this thread. i was thinking more of these boxer flaps


Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

best

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




Looks like a lawsuit waiiting to happen

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
there is no body type for an adult man that makes sense to still wear boxers in

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

what's happening here is that you're getting fatter and the flaps are parting to accommodate the additional strain on the fabric

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

extra stout posted:

there is no body type for an adult man that makes sense to still wear boxers in

fight me

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



If you're intentionally wearing boxers instead of the objectively superior boxer brief then I'm not really sure it is possible to help you.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

CaptainSarcastic posted:

If you're intentionally wearing boxers instead of the objectively superior boxer brief then I'm not really sure it is possible to help you.

*nods sagely*

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

CaptainSarcastic posted:

If you're intentionally wearing boxers instead of the objectively superior boxer brief then I'm not really sure it is possible to help you.

fight me

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




This guys junk doesn't look right

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
boxers goddamn own and idk what is wrong with the rest of u

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