Someday there will be a computer so powerful

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Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

That is can perfectly simulate unlimited episodes of any show and they will be indistinguishable from the real thing. You will be able to insert characters from other shows, change storylines and modify an infinite number of other details at will.

I pray every day that I live to see it.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:50

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let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

okay

# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:54

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

its called the simpsons

# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:56

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

hey guys the super matrix is coming

*its 2016 and the state where the most people own the biggest cell phone dont have drinking water and are in a permanent forest fire*

# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:56

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

gary oldmans diary posted:

its called the simpsons

# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:57

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

the future sure is lookin bright keep payin those taxes!! looks like we just cured anotehr one if you're checkin' facebook trending, dementia C U l8r!

*remains part of species that never cured a disease since 1908 or some poo poo*

# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:58

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Applewhite posted:

That is can perfectly simulate unlimited episodes of any show and they will be indistinguishable from the real thing. You will be able to insert characters from other shows, change storylines and modify an infinite number of other details at will.

I pray every day that I live to see it.

Fine I understand your point.

How long until the general populce accepts a female protagonist with tits bigger than water cooler bottles, is what I am asking?

This whole 20,000cc limit is just bullshit.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:59

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

This computer also writes scripts for My butt Went Psycho so you're out of a job m8

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:01

Sunset: Aug 15, 2005

Applewhite posted:

That is can perfectly simulate unlimited episodes of any show and they will be indistinguishable from the real thing. You will be able to insert characters from other shows, change storylines and modify an infinite number of other details at will.

I pray every day that I live to see it.

That would be pretty cool...could there ever be a computer powerful enough to insert *you into any of those shows? Hoping for a positive answer here.

By you I mean you/anyone.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:15

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

You mean like in forest gump? :downs:

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:17

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

gary oldmans diary posted:

its called the simpsons

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:18

Zorodius: Feb 11, 2007; EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

meh. Call me when there's a computer and/or fuckman powerful enough to suck my dick

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:20

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

gary oldmans diary posted:

its called the simpsons

I heard the strain call the "vampires" "munchers" today.

It's all still FOX though. :lol:

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:20

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

One day there will be a computer so powerful that it will kill everyone on Earth except for five people, and they will be forced to live inside the computer, and then one of the dudes will be all like I have no mouth and i must scream. It'll be pretty cool.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:24

Zorodius: Feb 11, 2007; EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Vastarien posted:

One day there will be a computer so powerful that it will kill everyone on Earth except for five people, and they will be forced to live inside the computer, and then one of the dudes will be all like I have no mouth and i must scream. It'll be pretty cool.

I hope I'm that guy! sounds like a cool dude

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:31

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

i await the day when i can shed this weak flesh and then watch permutations of super mario brothers super show for eternity

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:41

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

Applewhite posted:

That is can perfectly simulate unlimited episodes of any show and they will be indistinguishable from the real thing. You will be able to insert characters from other shows, change storylines and modify an infinite number of other details at will.

I pray every day that I live to see it.

i want to see an episode of orange is the new black with special guest star archie bunker

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:43

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

extra stout posted:

the future sure is lookin bright keep payin those taxes!! looks like we just cured anotehr one if you're checkin' facebook trending, dementia C U l8r!

*remains part of species that never cured a disease since 1908 or some poo poo*

not very cogent, duder

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:45

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

LET THERE BE LIGHT

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:50

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Nathilus posted:

LET THERE BE LIGHT

And a city upon a hill.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:54

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Every show i make is going to star Steve Irwin.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:55

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

That Robot posted:

not very cogent, duder

i never claimed to be telly savalas

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:57

insulated staircase: Aug 21, 2014

hoping for armageddon so i dont need to be jealous of future ppl computers

its not fair!!

# ? Sep 1, 2016 06:03

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

a real jerk posted:

hoping for armageddon so i dont need to be jealous of future ppl computers

its not fair!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpDkYZWeeVg

# ? Sep 1, 2016 06:06

clone on the phone: Aug 5, 2003

Applewhite posted:

That is can perfectly simulate unlimited episodes of any show and they will be indistinguishable from the real thing. You will be able to insert characters from other shows, change storylines and modify an infinite number of other details at will.

I pray every day that I live to see it.

This but porn

# ? Sep 1, 2016 08:42

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

can/will this computer level my Warcraft characters for me

# ? Sep 1, 2016 08:45

chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

you're wrong, i don't think there'll ever be a computer powerful enough to display text

# ? Sep 1, 2016 08:52

fish and chips and dip: Feb 17, 2010

I want a computer to act as an "what if" machine, put in any scenario and it will give you the most likely result. It would need a long finger though.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 08:53

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Rasmussen posted:

This but porn

# ? Sep 1, 2016 09:19

chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Rasmussen posted:

This butt porn

tee hee

# ? Sep 1, 2016 09:24

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

Iron Prince posted:

can/will this computer level my Warcraft characters for me

e: also will it render real time gangbangs and/or cumshots on my warcraft charaters

# ? Sep 1, 2016 09:26

Donovan Trip: Jan 6, 2007

Wow that computer is a dork

# ? Sep 1, 2016 09:32

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

I am gonna kick that computer in the fucken nuts :twisted:

# ? Sep 1, 2016 09:34

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

so that computer could conceivably also make child porn?

sounds like it needs to be illegal and never invented

# ? Sep 1, 2016 09:44

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Ein cooler Typ posted:

so that computer could conceivably also make child porn?

sounds like it needs to be illegal and never invented

just put a gun inside the computer that shoots you if you try to make child porn.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 09:46

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Fine I understand your point.

How long until the general populce accepts a female protagonist with tits bigger than water cooler bottles, is what I am asking?

This whole 20,000cc limit is just bullshit.

Once we have the computer you can make the main characters' tits as big as you want.

Rasmussen posted:

This but porn

Well of course. I imagine there will be some kind of age lock but if you're a mature adult it will definitely be used to make porn. Also pornifying your favorite shows.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 10:37

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Applewhite posted:

Once we have the computer you can make the main characters' tits as big as you want.

This alone is a pretty good pitch to get investors for your tech startup.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 10:40

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

lol if your ultimate goal isn't to slowly replace yourself piece by piece with cybernetic parts and become

# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:22

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

Someday there will be a computer so powerful it will finish all of applewhite's CYOAs that he abandoned

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ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

gannyGrabber posted:

Someday there will be a computer so powerful it will finish all of applewhite's CYOAs that he abandoned

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