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drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
I am no longer satisfied trolling randumbs on reddit you guys are funny when you're angry

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drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
edit 'ree-dit' lol

mods self ban pls

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
I've been known to post my phone # here but that is probably not edgy enough here is my Reddit account u/amosni

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i dont understand any of the reddit things but i like this website, and i welcome you back to it drunk dog

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Greetings from the gas chamber!

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

extra stout posted:

i dont understand any of the reddit things but i like this website, and i welcome you back to it drunk dog

As with anything else, don't know how long I'll be here but thanks. Tried to make a thread earlier but got drunk and passed out. I know this ain't my best effort, just trying to get a dialogue started before I get drunk and passed out.

/white noise

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Dreddout posted:

Greetings from the gas chamber!


no dont go in a gas chamber

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Dreddout posted:

Greetings from the gas chamber!

Help yourself to my penis, my good friend

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

drunk dog posted:

As with anything else, don't know how long I'll be here but thanks. Tried to make a thread earlier but got drunk and passed out. I know this ain't my best effort, just trying to get a dialogue started before I get drunk and passed out.

/white noise


hi whats your name

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
what website ?

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

RideTheSpiral posted:

hi whats your name

gay fuckhead mc-shitface where's the 5th album

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
As long as we got 'ree-dit' out in the open, we're clear. Anything that happens after this is OK

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

drunk dog posted:

gay fuckhead mc-shitface where's the 5th album


wow i didnt expect to get trolled here

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

RideTheSpiral posted:

wow i didnt expect to get trolled here

Go back to reedit

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
hi drunk dog my wife might be going into labor right now

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
God, I'm lonely

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
the problem with Reddit is the posters there are children and/or absolute idiots


now, I'm not saying goons are shining examples of humanity, because frankly many of you are appalling, but not every single thread is like trying to chew tin foil, you know?

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Sid Vicious posted:

hi drunk dog my wife might be going into labor right now

Jesus Christ ! If my withdrawals can help at all, let me know .

Congrats

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Sid Vicious posted:

hi drunk dog my wife might be going into labor right now


shes been in labour your whole marriage lmao

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Sid Vicious posted:

hi drunk dog my wife might be going into labor right now

let baby post

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Zorodius posted:

the problem with Reddit is the posters there are children and/or absolute idiots


now, I'm not saying goons are shining examples of humanity, because frankly many of you are appalling, but not every single thread is like trying to chew tin foil, you know?

Chewing foil might be a good hobby for you.

You should look into it.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Sid Vicious posted:

hi drunk dog my wife might be going into labor right now

hey watch out for when the head finally goes (and it'll be glacial until it does and then BAM) giant geyser of fluid like the chesterburster scene

stand well back is what i am saying

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Zorodius posted:

the problem with Reddit is the posters there are children and/or absolute idiots


now, I'm not saying goons are shining examples of humanity, because frankly many of you are appalling, but not every single thread is like trying to chew tin foil, you know?


i dont know please go on

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

RideTheSpiral posted:

shes been in labour your whole marriage lmao

lol

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

RideTheSpiral posted:

i dont know please go on

That's your problem also what are your predictions on the 5th album?

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

drunk dog posted:

That's your problem also what are your predictions on the 5th album?

it will be called 10,001 days

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Zorodius posted:

it will be called 10,001 days

Goddamnit

The mobile version makes your avatar flash and break the page

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
An open letter to op:

DEAR OP,

SUCK MY DICK YOU FUCKMAN.

HATE,
IRON PRINCE

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Something Awful is the comedy version of MySpace.

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
I'm pretty sure this little bugger is coming tonight

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Iron Prince posted:

An open letter to op:

DEAR OP,

SUCK MY DICK YOU FUCKMAN.

HATE,
IRON PRINCE

jfc not sure if I'm gay but I'll do it for the attention


Sid Vicious posted:

I'm pretty sure this little bugger is coming tonight

Also, seriously? That's grand, treat it how you would yourself, without the hosed up parts

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Rambling Robot posted:

Something Awful is the comedy version of MySpace.

You're a gay version of a straight dude. How does it feel?

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

drunk dog posted:

jfc not sure if I'm gay but I'll do it for the attention


Also, seriously? That's grand, treat it how you would yourself, without the hosed up parts

we're halfway through an hour of less than 5 minutes between contractions that means we should go to the hospital

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Sid Vicious posted:

I'm pretty sure this little bugger is coming tonight

That's great and all, Sid, it really is.

Question is, why the hell are you posting on this dead gay forum instead of being with her?

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

H.H posted:

That's great and all, Sid, it really is.

Question is, why the hell are you posting on this dead gay forum instead of being with her?

I'm rubbing her back too

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
The government doesn't seriously let you things breed, right?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

This place is my loving Hotel California and if I could I would burn the part of my brain out with acid.

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

The government doesn't seriously let you things breed, right?

pardon me

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
That's great Sid, it really is. For some reason I can't quote you on mobile

Make sure that kid is good and safe and cool

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Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
will do man

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