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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I got the chips, the salsa, lots of seltzers in a variety of flavors and pizza is on the way.

Ok have a drink, enjoy, welcome to the party!

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Who the gently caress parties on a Thursday afternoon. Don't lie this is your dnd group isn't it

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Noone is coming to your lame party nerd

sofokles
Feb 7, 2004

Fuck this
ill be there in 4 hours

crow baby
Oct 20, 2012
can't make it OP sorry

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
please send me your address

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
do you have any coke

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
did I make it in time for the party

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

dad gay. so what posted:

please send me your address
im on the corner of oak street and 1st

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I'm outside texting and banging on the front gate. Can someone please let me into the party with all of my friends

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
can i smoke inside

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
oh poo poo its the cops

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

:baby:
:yosbutt:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Iron Prince posted:

can i smoke inside
weed sure cigs no

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

numberoneposter posted:

weed sure cigs no

what if it was a weed cig hybrid

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
here i am i have arrived fashionably late and now everyone's wondering who this cool guy is who had other poo poo to do before he came to the party

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Iron Prince posted:

what if it was a weed cig hybrid
just use the volcano vape to be safe and vape a bag the size of the hindenburg

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Cnut the Great posted:

here i am i have arrived fashionably late and now everyone's wondering who this cool guy is who had other poo poo to do before he came to the party
sorry we finished all the chips and salsa :(

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*swats u*

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Saalkin posted:

Noone is coming to your lame party nerd

im laughing your post because you nailed numberonenerd he is a nerd i hate him

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

numberoneposter posted:

sorry we finished all the chips and salsa :(

i brought more chips

they're black bean chips

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I brought my MTG collection.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

BirryJoru posted:

i brought more chips

they're black bean chips

oh look its numbertwo nerd. hi birry

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.

dookifex_maximus posted:

do you have any coke

My bro Shakey has some crystal and K2

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Pawn 17 posted:

I brought my MTG collection.

gently caress yeah. I been waiting to try out some of my new decks.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Yah I'm here to deliver the keg.

I need someone to sign for this.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

JiveHonky posted:

oh look its numbertwo nerd. hi birry

hi, jive

op, where can I put this coat?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
where's the blow at

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
I found the coat outside on my way in. it stinks like dried piss. if you could just direct me to the nearest garbage can I'd sure appreciate it

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I'm still out here. gently caress you guys always do this to me!!!

GewuerzKahn
Jan 7, 2014

My opposable nipples are hurting me.
Where are all the gals? *sips beer*

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Saalkin posted:

Nooner is coming to your lame party nerd

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

WHO WANTS A COLD BREWSKI!!!!

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Volume posted:

Who the gently caress parties on a Thursday afternoon. Don't lie this is your dnd group isn't it

i really hope so

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
*urinates in cat litterbox*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

shoophobo posted:

*urinates in cat litterbox*
ummmm we dont HAVE a cat?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

ummmm we dont HAVE a cat?

*Finds fursuit in closet*

:yikes:

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

I'll bring homemade guac and some whiskey.
No the guac won't get you drunk.

Why isn't there any music playing?

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Macnult posted:

I'll bring homemade guac and some whiskey.
No the guac won't get you drunk.

Why isn't there any music playing?

I made a playlist of my favorite children's cartoon theme songs.

Let's get crunk to the tune of Dexter's Laboratory

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Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
is it too late? did I miss it?

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