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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Cthulu Carl posted:

Hey now. It could be Sticky:



Who the gently caress was that? Almost looks looks like Peg all clowned out. Someone imdb that please. cuck. tia.

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

This could be bigfoots. Think about it. Clown shoes perfect way to hide their distinctive foot prints

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Seriously why do we goons not crack the case

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
I hope it is guerrilla advertising for the IT remake.

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.
Clown hunting.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

I'm going down to Clt this weekend I bet I could get some buddies down to this park this weekend to crack some skulls

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

rotinaj posted:

I hope it is guerrilla advertising for the IT remake.

I have never heard this term before. :allears: tell me more.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Champenema posted:

Who the gently caress was that? Almost looks looks like Peg all clowned out. Someone imdb that please. cuck. tia.

http://marriedwithchildren.wikia.com/wiki/Sticky_The_Clown

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

VendaGoat posted:

I have never heard this term before. :allears: tell me more.

I'm guessing it means disowned arg-advertisement

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

VendaGoat posted:

I have never heard this term before. :allears: tell me more.

That's like when you are driving to a festival and it's one of those country two lane roads that merge and there is a van with a half dozen sponsor ads on the back of the car and it tries to overtake you in the last 200 meters so they can get revenue for your eye tracking movements while you are watching the back of their car in a primal fear state and slamming your breaks to get down to their speed and the only ad you can remember focusing on is "bissel" as you are trying to get them out of focal range so you don't HAVE to stare at the back of their rig to stay alive.

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Sep 2, 2016

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

client posted:

the only clown in south carolina is will muschamp.

goddamn this team is so loving bad

lol

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Well at least he didn't get typecast for owning that role; he just just hardly got cast at all!

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

Champenema posted:

Who the gently caress was that? Almost looks looks like Peg all clowned out. Someone imdb that please. cuck. tia.

he actually has a mental disease that makes him look sad and retarded but he is actually trying his best, how can you make fun off this, that was uncalled for you should know better, apologize publicly now and i will let it slide

A Tasteful Nude
Jun 3, 2013

A cool anime hagrid pic (imagine nude pls)

semon demon posted:

GBS, instruct me on how to investigate these clowns and I will check it out this weekend. Gotta run up that way anyway.

explore the clown woods at night and post pics/live updates for goldmine general renown

do it dressed as a clown to achieve gbs hero status in the old timee epic poem sense of the word

sing in him, oh muse

and through him post the tale

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
CANT BUST THE KRUST

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Chinatown posted:

CANT BUST THE KRUST

ok I think we need to stop clowning around.

Lets' stop making clowns of ourselves.

I'm out of this clown car.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I'm gonna lure clowns into the forest and gently caress them

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
dudes that make a living as clowns are really goddamn weird, how the gently caress a man wake up one day and decide "yes I will be a clown", it's maybe worse than ice cream truck drivers, what the gently caress

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Chinatown posted:

CANT BUST THE KRUST

Someone should lure the clowns out with some grilled pork products.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JiveHonky posted:

I'm gonna lure clowns into the forest and gently caress them

Do you think clowns have makeup on their weiners and boobies? :allears:

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Do you think clowns have makeup on their weiners and boobies? :allears:

Yeah, but it's probably like that Avatar porno where the makeup just doesn't stay on during the loving very well.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Do you think clowns have makeup on their weiners and boobies? :allears:

Dunno, I'm Probly gonna go in the back entrance.

If I find out I will tweet you a Skype on irc

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Look. I think we all want to gently caress some clowns. Let's not get greedy

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Wasn't there a Horrors of Porn article on some porno involving clowns?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JiveHonky posted:

Dunno, I'm Probly gonna go in the back entrance.

If I find out I will tweet you a Skype on irc

I don't know what all that crap is it sounds nerdy af.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

donkey salami posted:

Look. I think we all want to gently caress some clowns. Let's not get greedy

Reported

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I don't know what all that crap is it sounds nerdy af.

Snail mail you a text on Yahoo mail, just app it and trap it

Its all good homeskillet

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JiveHonky posted:

Snail mail you a text on Yahoo mail, just app it and trap it

Its all good homeskillet

Fax it to me frame by frame and I'll pop it in the mimeograph and crank that sucker up to 4fps and get Popeye arms. :mmmsmug:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Fax it to me frame by frame and I'll pop it in the mimeograph and crank that sucker up to 4fps and get Popeye arms. :mmmsmug:

Jah rastafar eye. One love.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Wasn't there a Horrors of Porn article on some porno involving clowns?

Yeah, that sounds familiar.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JiveHonky posted:

Jah rastafar eye. One love.

Ryechis breddah

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
This whole thing got me reading John Wayne Gacy's disturbingly lengthy Wikipedia page, and this was my favorite part:

"For this last meal, Gacy ordered Kentucky Fried Chicken, a dozen fried shrimp, french fries, fresh strawberries, and a Diet Coke."

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Friginator posted:

This whole thing got me reading John Wayne Gacy's disturbingly lengthy Wikipedia page, and this was my favorite part:

"For this last meal, Gacy ordered Kentucky Fried Chicken, a dozen fried shrimp, french fries, fresh strawberries, and a Diet Coke."

You're dying tomorrow, have a loving regular coke.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
The Diet Coke was the joke. True clown to the end.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Champenema posted:

The Diet Coke was the joke. True clown to the end.

:fireman:

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


For my last meal I'll ask for Kentucky Fried Tofu, a dozen farm-raised renewable shrimp, dipping vegetables, organic strawberries, and a fanta. "I'm just trying to work on my figure" I'll tell them.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

It was really disappointing to learn all those crazy last meal requests aren't actually fulfilled and instead they just get whatever poo poo is laying around that is somewhat similar.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


OctoberBlues posted:

It was really disappointing to learn all those crazy last meal requests aren't actually fulfilled and instead they just get whatever poo poo is laying around that is somewhat similar.

"You can only kill me after I eat sushi hand prepared by Jiro Ono. What? You're gonna kill me anyway? NOT FAIRRRRRRRRR"

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
:thejoke:

Even back then, a pedohphole seriel killer could catch the irony of glutenous ingesting junkfood with diet soda. Wonder what Dahmer's favorite brand was?

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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
According to Wikipedia, Ted Bundy "declined a special meal, so he was given (but did not eat) the traditional steak (medium-rare), eggs (over easy), hash browns, toast, milk, coffee, juice, butter, and jelly." But again, he didn't ask for OR EAT any of it.

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