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Looks like I have a home... have a job and a house.
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Inventory: Cell phone with 1% battery.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:28
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Inventory: A lot of stuff because I have a lot of space to put stuff and have really never not had a space to my own in the years I have been alive. I would say I own maybe 2ksq foot of just "stuff"
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Sep 2, 2016 05:30
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Ruggan posted:Inventory: >charge phone >phone post from local bar
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Sep 2, 2016 05:31
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I like to scratch my drat balls
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Sep 2, 2016 05:31
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Iron Prince posted:>charge phone You charge your phone on the way to the closest bar in your Honda CRV. Your balls are itchy so the first thing you do at the bar is take a leak. Obviously you FaceTime your gay uncle to show him and snap a few pics along the way. 
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Sep 2, 2016 05:33
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im so full of homes whenever i sneeze i fart out a duplex
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Sep 2, 2016 05:33
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Business Gorillas posted:im so full of homes whenever i sneeze i fart out a duplex you fart. once... twice........ yeah, twice. wait... three times.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:34
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You're now standing alone in an empty wine bar. The bartender glares at you. "Restrooms are for customers only" he huffs while preparing himself a cheese plate
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Sep 2, 2016 05:36
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If you love it so much, you must be a home-o-sexual. 
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Sep 2, 2016 05:36
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Homeful sounds like something tom hanks would say in cloud atlas and that's the true true.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:36
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im a hotel motel. u can only pay with credit card, im sorry. youll have to swipe, im sorry
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Sep 2, 2016 05:37
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Treat yourself to some new wallpaper or a nice throw rug.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:38
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The bartender picks up the phone. "Hello? Yes? I'd like to report a crime... yes... trespassing. Yes... he won't leave. No. He's still here. Ok, I'll hold"
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Sep 2, 2016 05:39
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A slow, punctuated fart pierces the silence as you stand motionless. The bartender, still on hold, looks at you with disgust.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:41
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waaaa waaaaa waaaaa I have a house waaaaa waaaaa waaaaa
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Sep 2, 2016 05:42
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congrats op
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Sep 2, 2016 05:42
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JiveHonky posted:waaaa waaaaa waaaaa I have a house waaaaa waaaaa waaaaa Your thoughts are vapid. As worthless as this forum. As boring as you. You think a number of other negative things about yourself in rapid succession.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:43
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Ruggan posted:You charge your phone on the way to the closest bar in your Honda CRV. Your balls are itchy so the first thing you do at the bar is take a leak. Obviously you FaceTime your gay uncle to show him and snap a few pics along the way. Please don't doxx the goon in the other thread. I know the next image in the series is his piss-soaked grin.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:44
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Aubergine Mage posted:congrats op The bartender looks up from the counter. "The cops are gonna be here soon. Just fuckin leave." You look at him and smile. "Congrats OP" you say to him with a shiteating grin on your face. "What?" he replies. "What the gently caress does that mean?"
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Sep 2, 2016 05:44
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:Please don't doxx the goon in the other thread. You think back to the last time you read the forums. The last thread you read was about a guy who was newly homeless. You imagine his face in place of the toilet bowl in the picture you took. Your right leg twitches.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:46
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You close your eyes. North. South. East. West. In. Out. Up. Down. Climb ladder. Enter house. Open Furnace. Go Inside. Wait. Wait. Wait. You open your eyes. You haven't moved.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:47
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i want to live in a greenhouse so i can grow up to be big and strong and tasty
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Sep 2, 2016 05:49
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Two police walk into the bar. "This the guy?" they ask. The bartender nods. "Come on, bud" the skinny one says. "You need to leave." Your right leg twitches again.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:49
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satanic splash-back posted:i want to live in a greenhouse so i can grow up to be big and strong and tasty You turn to the fat officer. "Did you grow up in a greenhouse?" He turns towards you and says "gently caress you, idiot. let's go"
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Sep 2, 2016 05:50
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You look the police officer in the eyes. "gently caress this gay earth". You die. Game summary: 2/168 points - You went to the bar. - You peed in a toilet.
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