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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Being accused of being a serial killer.

Being the subject of an "ongoing investigation".

Being manipulated into a felony.


Post your own folks.

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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Leaving my house

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ungay

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Posting on the something awful forums.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


poops less than once every day

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
aaaaaaand :five:

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
talking to a woman

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
rosebudding

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

being vendagoat

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hell Yeah posted:

being vendagoat

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if a lady turns out to not have a penis i am out of there

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


being born before, during, or after 1988

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Date likes Disney princess cartoons

Stuffed animals in bedroom

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
If they don't have a pulse or aren't a human being I just think no way Jose

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


has a voice above 60hZ

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
boston stranglers

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

being vendagoat

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hell Yeah posted:

being vendagoat



:grin: my former girlfriends.

Still jealous after all these years.

I must have done something right.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
having a small penis/vagine

having a big penis/vagina

having an average penis/vagina

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Talking.

Acting interdependently.

Being a 3D human.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
i ahve none and will literally date anybody at this point in my life i;m so lonely :(

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Jack Trades posted:

Being a 3D human.

ocrumsprug
Sep 23, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Hum the brown note during dinner.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
She's a trans

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
She's a heavy lid/pop-quiz kid

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
Doesn't like trains.

SnotGrumble
Jun 4, 2003

All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.
Likes trains.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

They won't approve of my poly relationship with Fluttershy and Sakura.

Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:

Kicks dogs, or me, while being ugly

Slithers too often

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Volume posted:

She's a trans

She's not a trans

Has left index finger 2cm smaller than right index finger

Usually wears underwear

Provides slightly too riveting and stimulating conversation

Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:

undulate rhymes with hate. slithering is disgusting

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Doesn't want to pound me with a strap-on on a regular basis while making Bill Cosby noises.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
She's not willing to help me butt chug

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Breaking a game

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i dunno i never ruined a date before op*







































*never been on a date

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
not 'moe'

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Doesn't recognizes the Berserk references in Dark Souls 3

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
no eyeballs

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
skin made of cum

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