post itt only if you've ever sucked a dick

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > post itt only if you've ever sucked a dick

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

clitical hit posted:

hormones are a bitch

also i have been taken advantage of multiple times while drunk. i guess i got that nice twink body, idk

like timeshares and stuff? i got drunk and bought a footstool for the toilet off the tv i never use

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Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

CJacobs posted:

The only time I have ever sucked a dick I was told it was the best dicksucking he had ever had so I don't know if I should take this as a good or bad thing because I do not desire to become a professional blowjobber

arent u precious

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 07:19

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