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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
every guy ive sucked off has been like omg baby that was amazing how did u do learn to do that? and then i start telling him about the time me and my friend went to this weird show in the Philippines and started talking to the lady who worked there and while they were busy leading the next animal up to stage she starts showing us how to do this thi

anyway at this point i realize he cant understand me so i start spitting out all the bottlecaps

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
one technique ive worked on is to bite down and shake it powerfully with my neck until it squeaks this is called the pet toy

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Gatekeeper posted:

i eat so much pussy im shittin clit
good man. good man :glomp:

Ante Christ posted:

We have this thing called Fetish Friday where my girlfriend and her ex boyfriend that is living with me until he can find a job get together and she forces me to suck his dick in order to get him hard and then they have sex right on my bed. I'm not gay or anything, I just like to see my girlfriend happy. But I guess this does make me a cock sucker.

suck that dick with pride buddy :j::respek::unsmith:

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