Jared Fogle is kind of a jerk

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Is Jared Fogle a...
	Sickening cretin
	Fuckheaded scumbag

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

So Jared Fogle is blaming the parents of a girl he had filmed bathing. Apparently this is about whether it was okay for Jared's friend to invite the girl over to his house so he could record video of her in the bathroom.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/jared-fogle-sues-parents-victims-article-1.2774805
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ex-subway-pitchman-jared-fogle-files-motion-blaming-child-victim-n641781

I dunno. This whole thing is kinda unappetizing. I think Subway should probably not bring it up in their commercials.

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Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

All white men molest children is the real problem.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 06:35

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Supreme Allah posted:

All white men molest children is the real problem.

Hello Feminist.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 06:36

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

eat fresh

# ? Sep 2, 2016 06:36

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

at least Subway fired Michael Phelps for smoking weed. can't represent your company with a degenerate like that

# ? Sep 2, 2016 06:37

Zorodius: Feb 11, 2007; EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

VendaGoat posted:

Hello Feminist.

I paid for a goat but it got stuck in the chute. If I buy the next one up, am I getting two goats, or is that one just going to get stuck too?

# ? Sep 2, 2016 06:38

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Also, I see that Jared is doing a crossover episode this season with the JimBobs.

Save that poo poo for sweeps! :ohdear:

# ? Sep 2, 2016 06:38

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Zorodius posted:

I paid for a goat but it got stuck in the chute. If I buy the next one up, am I getting two goats, or is that one just going to get stuck too?

If you are unsatisfied with our product, for whatever reason, please return at least 75% of the unused product for a full refund.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 06:41

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Not the first time:

"Jared Fogle pleads guilty, blames diet for his sex crimes"

The subs made him to it!

http://nypost.com/2015/11/19/subways-jared-pleads-guilty-to-kiddie-porn-and-sex-crime-charges/

# ? Sep 2, 2016 06:49

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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i guess that you could say that jared fogle took "eating fresh" a bit too far! LOL!

# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:06

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Rambling Robot posted:

"Jared Fogle pleads guilty, blames diet for his sex crimes"

"I am a monster. I am the sub of Sam."

# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:08

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

phasmid posted:

"I am a monster. I am the sub of Sam."

Oh gently caress

:lol:

# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:11

de_dust: Jan 21, 2009; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Fojar38 posted:

i guess that you could say that jared fogle took "eating fresh" a bit too far! LOL!

I wasnt going to "LOL" at all in this thread, but this... this made me "LOL" (laugh out loud).

# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:16

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

phasmid posted:

"I am a monster. I am the sub of Sam."

Ted "Bun"dy.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:18

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

"The Night Stocker" (at Subway)

# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:18

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

"The BMT Killer"

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Grandma Panic!: Nov 4, 2006

yeah ill get a footlong meatball extra mayo extra olives extra mayo

# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:23

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Ah the Subway Defense. Classic.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:25

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

He was always trying to get into smaller pants...

# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:28

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

phasmid posted:

"I am a monster. I am the sub of Sam."

# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:30

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

FIRST TIME posted:

"The BMT Killer"

# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:42

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Apparently there really was a BMT Killer but all I can find is this Getty Images picture about it? :confused:

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dreezy: Mar 4, 2015; yeah, rip.

buffalo chicken bill

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Fat Shat Sings: Jan 24, 2016

H H Hamles

# ? Sep 2, 2016 08:25

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Outrageous! I would expect more decorum form a man who fucks children for a hobby!

# ? Sep 2, 2016 08:34

SOME PIG: Aug 12, 2004; Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Supreme Allah posted:

All white men molest children is the real problem.

Hey do u want my avatar? I'm kinda done with this whole islam thing tbqh

# ? Sep 2, 2016 09:00

EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

phasmid posted:

"I am a monster. I am the sub of Sam."

Yo this made me chuckle

# ? Sep 2, 2016 11:02

pants in my pants: Aug 18, 2009; by Smythe

Eat fresh lol

# ? Sep 2, 2016 11:35

ScratchAndSniff: Sep 28, 2008; This game stinks

I guess you might say...

He ate TOO fresh.

:cool:

# ? Sep 2, 2016 11:42

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

Eat fresh? More like perform oral sex acts on young girls lmfao

this guy is a real knucklehead

# ? Sep 2, 2016 11:45

Postcount: Sep 10, 2002; I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear.

Correct use of the news tag. The idea Jared was anything less than a smooth-rear end pimp and chick (child?) magnet is a real game changer.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 12:04

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

eat stale Jared

# ? Sep 2, 2016 12:25

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

FIRST TIME posted:

Apparently there really was a BMT Killer but all I can find is this Getty Images picture about it?

i'm pretty sure it was this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_New_York_City_Subway_shooting#Perpetrator
apparently he was only called the bmt killer by the newspaper, and not for very long at that.

as soon as i saw that front page picture of a black guy i knew it was absolutely gonna be the whitest white man who ever whited, and so it was.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 13:57

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

your honor, it wasn't my fault, it was the sexy children's fault!

# ? Sep 2, 2016 14:14

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Has anyone said eat fresh yet?

EAT FRESH :grin:

# ? Sep 2, 2016 14:16

Tato: Jun 19, 2001; DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

I don't want to jump to conclusions or anything but this guy seems like kind of an rear end in a top hat. Just something off about the guy.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 14:30

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

these parents should be punished for making their daughter hang out with jared

just not by jared

# ? Sep 2, 2016 14:34

je1 healthcare: Sep 29, 2015

Wow pedophiles tend to be obtuse jerks, you don't say.

It's actually a clinical observation at this point, that most pedophiles are chronically unable to take responsibility for their actions. They always blame society, or the kids for coming onto them.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 14:43

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

come on, kids!

no jared stop, that's not what i meant

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Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Im glad OP is brave enough to take a stand on this divisive issue

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